You're going bush for a month of solo survival training. You pack food for 3 days only...

You're going bush for a month of solo survival training. You pack food for 3 days only. You may only pack 6 more items into your pack.

What do you bring?

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1. Sleeping bag
2. Tent
3. Rifle
4. Ammo
5. Knife
6. Flint

Squeeze Flashlight
Water Purification Tablets
Multi function knife
Flint
sleeping bag
Bear Grylls

Only bear grylls

Lighter
Repellent
Water filter
Soap
Rope
How to trap visual guidebook

Tarp
Hand powered flashlight
Ferrocerium rod
Bushcraft knife
Stainless steel container that can be closed off
25-30L backpack

Salt
Peanut butter
3 AAA batteries
Xbox
Socks
4 pieces of foil
Ants

How are you going to carry all of that shit? Good luck.
Also, if you stay in one place your local resources might run out and you need to move.

Good luck processing wood with no good knife.

Good luck skinning and processing the things you catch with your traps.
And I hope the weather will be nice all month long, if not, I hope you have a good immune system.

1. Bag of holding
2. Alchemy jug
3. Bow
4. Fletcher's kit
5. Knife
6. staff of the woodlands

1. Booze
2. Drugs
3. Twizzlers
I'm gud

Planning on walking around with your mouth agape in order to catch rain water?

Here's my list

#2 - I'd pack Bear Grills
#3 - I'd pack a cook and a house
#3.5 - I'd pack a qt for warm
#5 - cash for the club

>OP: pack 6 more items into your pack
>You: 25-30L backpack

This dude gets it. You should ditch the tarp and just put another backpack inside of the backpack inside of the backpack. Just use your collection of backpacks to colonize the wilderness. Nature will tremble at your mighty backpack fortress and other hunters/survivalists will surrender their equipment to you when they realize how out of their league they are crossing paths with the Backpack God.

Knife
Magnesium rod
Water filter bottle
Tent
Sleeping bag
Denk marijuana seeds

1. Laptop with spare battery to be only used for porn and nothing else
2. Harmonica to serenade any sexy female forest spirits I encounter
3. Blood magic talisman for use in mystical rituals to ward off evil spirits and bring good fortune to my campsite
4. A gallon jug of whiskey
5. A small figurine depicting mai waifu
6. An iPod that plays the sounds of a rain forest so as to confuse the native creatures and make them think they've mysteriously switched forest types, thus creating turmoil and lessening their chances of noticing me

>6 items
What an inane restriction. Wouldn't it make more sense to say, you have 18 liters left in your pack?
>I take six matches
>oops my pack is full

Water filter
Pot
Knife
Water proof matches
Tarp
sleeping bag

No magic cards?

Tarp
Bivvy Bag
knife
fero rod
camping pot(set if a set counts as one item)
stainless/aluminium water bottle

You mean like tarrot? What good would those do for a druid in the woods?

Kek. Well, honestly misread it. But I've got the basics of survival down: combustion, cutting tool, cover, containers. Only thing that is missing is cordage. Which can be made with wood or certain plants.
Bow down to the backpack jungle lord.

I'm going naked and afraid...... Dick out knife in hand. Ready to survive!!

Knife. Flint. Water filter. Socks. Book on edible plants in the area. Paracord.

Why would I purposefully gimp myself with shit rules like that?

gun, water purifier, ammo, lighter, dildo, vibrator

I'd bring a fully stocked house with furnishings and a full pantry.

That counts as one item. Pick five more bro

>6ib rice/lentil mix
>tarp
>100ft paracord
>coffee can
>char cloth and sparking tool
>Sleeping bag and mat.

1. Weed.
2. Tobacco.
3. Rizla.
4. Alcohol.
5. A lighter.
6. More alcohol.

I'd die after 2 weeks since I don't know anything about hunting or preparing fresh killed food so I may as well get wasted and die wasted.

big bag of tendies
piss jar
tail butt plug
Rubik's cube
Pic of your mom
Clean underwear

Lol

1) Genie
2) Genie
3) Genie
4) Genie
5) Genie
6) Genie

That's 18 wishes. Beat that, fuckers.

>drop bottles of alcohol on rocks
>break flint on lighter

RIP

Joe Rogan

my wish is that you get fucked in your ass by Bear Grylls
checked anyway

Absolute nightmare.

Should never be using a knife for processing wood. Rocks work just fine...and they dont dull your blade

depends on the climate

no

Hey I'm the one with the genies, motherfucker. You ain't wishing for shit. Plus Bear Grylls would have to want to fuck my ass, or it would violate his free will. That's against genie protocol.

Just for that, I'm using one of my precious 18 wishes to turn everything you catch/forrage into a human dick the moment you catch it. Have fun surviving on dicks for 30 days, faggot.

Water purification device
Tent
Hatchet
Magnesium block w flint
Soap
Pipe+lighter+qp of weed

oh plzzzz do, that was my other wish too!

i swap out the hatchet for maybe 90 cans of soup. And a can opener.

>my other wish
YOU DON'T GET WISHES.

I BROUGHT THE GENIES.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can I call them requests?
or demands?

You can't call them shit, they're my genies.

Get your own fucking genies.

Matter of fact no, I wish every time you touch a genie lamp it turns into a dick, too. No genies for you.

Everyone here but you understands that a packet of matches is one item.

...

you are spending a lot of wishes on me
but thanks for the dicks