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Life hasn't been so kind recently.

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>ironic shitposting

Imagine being this good looking

has cody answered the call?

WGAF

just a lil heeminder

Lads what do you think Rumble's new job will be?

I unironically think it might be in WWE since he is not actually saying what it is, so he probably has a non disclosure agreement. Otherwise, he might work for blacked.com.

i cant understand putting podcasts on there
especially podcasts other than Knuckle Up/Care Don't Care Preview/If I Did It

just a lil heeminder for you personally

their contract bars WWE

it can be boxing and he can test the Ali Act like McGoober

Theyd win cause statutory > contract all day

>when he says Mcgoober isnt gonna get merced as a solved counter fighter

Lyoto Machida and Anderson Silva sleep with the fishes.

>their contract bars WWE

yeah but he retired now, or do they have a non-compete clause after retiring?

post yfw Weidman loses to Anderson next and destroys what was left of his legacy

yeah those contracts usually apply for a period after you leave

they hardly even stand up in court but as the other guy said the UFC will drown you in court fees

the best option is to ignore their injunctions and just box. get someone else paid in your name or a trust so the jewfc cant take it from you and once youre in court and the event has already happened they have nothing to gain and you have nothing to lose

game the game

Imagine being autistic enough to be the guy who pre-shooped JUST hair on a bunch of Cody pictures in anticipation of his loss to Cruz

>

Why are a lot of people saying its boxing? I dunno brehs

When Rumble was asked about the rumour of him playing football for (insert burgerball team name here) he laughed it off saying "why would I want to go from being hit in the face to something that is basically the same"

Makes me think it isn't anything sport related 3bh

Because hes a highly skilled striker and theres more money in 1 boxing fight than in 5 UFC fights

There has to be an undercard for Mayweather v McGoob right ? Ca Ching

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Thats why he annoys the shit out of his opponents before fights. When they come at him SEETHING they are easy to counter with dat left hand shot yeh

who is YOUR favorite female fighter?

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das it mayn, silva was the same, wearing cuckold masks and talking shit and dancing like he wasnt into brazil traps

eventually their opponents stop falling for the meme

remember damien maia broke the meme, lyoto just went turbo retarded and decided to not counter jones and his meme was over

>Conor didn't heem Chad moving forward

>the final damage you do to your opponent is the only damage you did: the spastic serb who posts a lot and always reveals he has brain damage

>''muh counter puncher''
>''he knocked a guy out going forward after gassing him with body kicks''
>''muh final damage''
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She looks a lot like Lara Cumkitten

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>Silva didn't get heem'd by goofing off and breaking his own leg, he was "solved" and lost strategically!

Did you get a straya proxy, Chris?

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STILL
MY
BOY

Literally didn't win a round against weidman.

Got heemd in the first round of the second fight and Chris woke him back up with punches.

>weidman
the curly haired brown-eyed semitic looking man with a german surname hiding behind an american flag
hmmmmmmm............................

>anderson silva has never finished an opponent with offense
>diaz choked out mcgoober in the end that means all his offense didnt count or factor in

kek

truly i hope you are a muslim and not embarrassing the good christian serbs

We're all one here.

>AusFAILia's MMA knowledge

Why do you keep giving (You)s to this casual loser?

>trying to appeal to emotion
>being australian
>hyper autist thinks he knows better then professional fighters
Kek.
I remember that australian retard who said you can catch a jab, wonder if this is him.

*drop to my back*
*throw out 3 upkicks*
*invite you to get in my guard*

good logical comeback

you certainly pointed out that

1. silver has never finished a fight not countering
2. diaz finished goober with a submission and therefore none of his strikes counted

i hope you get disability cause i feel sorry for your ability to parse logical and basic information, its literally two sentences

>cartwheels around u

Australia will be the premier MMA country in the world (per capita of course) in the world within 10 years. Believe you me. Cap this.

I'd hope the same thing, but clearly you already have one. You certainly pointed out how the fuck are offensive fighters going to win a fight if they wait for the counterpuncher to come to them.
>t-they'll shoot on him when he moves forward
Holy shit, fuck Firas, you should be the top coach.

The middle one is smart. Hiding her fivehead with the hat.

Any prospects we should look out for?

>grab some of your shit near you
>give it to frothing autograph plebs

>better than 10 wins

Time to find a new coach leeemao

Capped. Literally can't wait until 2027 to humiliate you with it.

you can just watch lyoto and anderson fights if you want my retarded muslim enemy

when goober gets merced itd be fun to say "told ya" but youre literally a retard and probably shit yourself so this is just sad

Are abbos good at fighting like American blacks?

No. It's just a feeling I have. The MMA scene is growing rapidly here so it's inevitable.

*Heems you*

They are decent. Good at AFL and a few have been good boxers.

>being THIS shook
>projecting THIS hard
Hahaha, holy shit, this is amazing.
>T-THIS time Conor will l-lose
HAHAHA

He can book a flight and eat my jabs if he has the testicular fortitude to do so.

I'll eat my own asshole if by 2027 there's a single Aussie champ in the UFC.

>Mfw DC would ragdoll the entirety of the Bantamweight division all at once

theyre tough as fuck, they run the prisons

they should be the best at boxing too, dunno what happens to stop their success

They're either rurally based where there's not a lot of potential for training or they're inner city where they're mostly poor. Training is expensive in Australia and there isn't the culture or access to quality training at the moment. We just don't have a tonne of top tier jiu jitsu guys or any wrestling at all. We have a lot of karate and taekwondo and other meme shit like akido but not a lot of the basics. It's a matter of time though because MMA is fairly popular which is pretty clear since we host a few fight nights and ppvs.

>tfw someone gets a government grant to teach it at juvi to the abo kids

INDESTRUCTABLE

But seriously these goys wont know what hit em when a tough abo comes along, theyre freaks

I took a huge Schaub earlier and I noticed that it was oily and sticky as hell, it wasn't like this before I started taking Onnit-brand Krill Oil, is this why?

I reckon they'd be good at BJJ. They have a wiry frame and excellent hand eye coordination.

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They're you go

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pulled up the page for the 1st time
just started laughing

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7457480
>when you're ugly as fuck but got the Genghis Khan vision

>he doesn't warm up with ONNIT brand side bends

youtube.com/watch?v=z_Y403Ns2UA

yeah and remember that kick that lost him the fight with rockhold
>muh memekicks
rip

how come the bookies favor rose and not waterson?

My niece tried to pull guard on me so I started lighting her up with VICIOUS leg kicks, Mike. They're a lot harder to pull off than they look. At first I hit her with the tips of my toes and hurt my foot but then I got the hang of it. You have to really lean back to make sure your whole foot connects and not just the tip. She fell for every feint I did and tried kicking me back but I landed 3 in a row in the same spot by the time she was able to pull her leg back. I even started memeing and did some axe kicks above her knee caps.

Pull guard on me bro. I DARE you.

Off the top of the head can you name the first champions from every weight class in the ufc?

lol i watched the 1990s ppvs live for free i'm so fucking stupid i can't remember

>royce gracie at open weight
>open weight includes all weight classes

done

carla
ronda
germaine
wgaf about the rest

Mighty Mouse is the only one still relevant, who gives a fuck about the others

*pulls guard*

was aldo the first fw lol

Aldo and cruz are both still relevant you mong

*makes you tap to leg kicks*

Where does Weidman go from here?

*catches kick*
*initiates leg lock*
*shatters ACL*

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>MM
>Relevant
lol

What's the proper pronoun for this thing

>I don't care if you do nothing, just don't be a bitch.
-Rose Gertrude Namajunas

that was ronda's downfall

gertrude might be a worse name than chad

*throws game plan out the window*
*wrestles you*

You learn something new everyday. Thanks Ausfriends.

*gladly takes generously presented back*

"I'm glad DC thinks I'm mentally weak"

5'7"

glad UFC is dead, maybe Bellator and Rizin can learn from their mistakes

>Be a wrecking machine
>Be one of the most fearful human beings to walk on earth
>Mentally weak, not enjoying what he does best, use grappling because don't wanna get hurt, give away the choke so he can walk out without bruises or anything
>Actually be a great guy and emotional guy

This world isn't what it was before.

Reminder that DC cheated to make weight because his old broken lardo body cant make 205.

I can't believe he didn't fuck DC up.

How many times does DC have to defend his paper belt before his dead daughter comes back to life ? LMAO!

lol this dumb shitskin posted a video of himself getting heemed on reddit

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Why is it always a black guy

What i can't believe, is how he fucked up all the other guys, and then gets a mental fart against DC.

Niggers are savages. They have primarily ape DNA.

He threw the fight on purpose dude.

That's what i'm defending, but why fuck up the other guys to do that? Just let the other's have their shot.

Remember when McGregor lost to a journeyman?

lmao

WME needs to figure something out fast. Having an obese black man as your LHW champ is a really bad look for the company.

my man got a schaub jaw