Tell me something interesting about yourself!

Tell me something interesting about yourself!

I'm the average successfull Sup Forumstard

I have a blonde 17yo gf I fuck raw
I do drugs on occasion, but no addictive habits
I'm in a uni, studying computer science

AMA

I'm a very nice religious girl with a big heart and many friends, a few of them being really close friends. There's a guy who really liked me and who now kicked me to the curb. He's a real big asshole.

I have AIDS

>average Sup Forumstard

So you're a pedo? Lol

OMG a GIRL???? On MY 4chinz???!??!!!!?!?????

POST NUDES OR GET OUT AYYLMAO

Do you do like Magic Johnson does and inject money into your veins for the cure?

I didn't finish high school

And what do you do now?

Nah, I kill children and eat their hearts

i am newfagz who can triforrcee!!!1
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You're doing god's work, user.

At least share, jeez.

You did it!

My blood group is 0- which means I can give it to anyone who needs blood transfusions

PLOT TWIST: You don't donate blood

Did I get it right?

I had sexual relations with a 20 year old when I was 15

NO THEY'RE MY HEARTS, I NEED THEIR YOUTH AND STRENGTH

I know the Muffin Man.

Are you male or f/14/cali?

FUCK YOU I AM THE STRONGER WARRIOR

I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN A HONORABLE FIELD OF BATTLE

The muffin man? The muffin man!

I'm going to be building a computer for the first time in a few weeks!

I know exactly who you are and I regret nothing.

ONE OF US

Nice! How much are you spending?

I am thinking about donating plasma and medulla, an maybe, maybe someday (before or after I die) organs.

NAME THE TIME AND PLACE AND I'LL BE THERE

Just had elbow surgery on Friday.

About $1600CAD
I'm going to try taking full advantage of black friday sales, and I already managed to get my mobo and cpu.

Well that's nice of you!

STAPLES CENTER
ANIME EXPO 2018
I'LL BE IN SORAKA COSPLAY.

Did you survive?

That's not a ton, what did you get for all of that?

No. I died in the OR.

I'LL BE THERE BOYO

*X-files theme song echoing in the distance*

I work nightshifts 7 days on/off

GOOD

I WILL PRY THE HEARTS OUT OF YOUR COLD DEAD HANDS

I wanna die.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT MR.I'MGONNABEATUPANAIDSPATIENT

I have OCD and have to touch certain things twice with either hand

Also currently zoning out on my pain meds.

Let's die together

Hug me

It's okay Rich, you have fans who love you.

AND THEY WILL THANK ME FOR IT

Even stuff that hurts you?

Good, good... let the darkness embrace you

My uncle John would watch me take showers and sometimes he would take a shower with me and help me

I'm mainly running with AMD since it'll be all I really need and I am on a budget (been saving for a while already just to get enough for my build).
So it's not going to be a great pc, but it'll be something that'll keep me going for a while.

I spent $600 so far and got a Ryzen 7 1700 and an Asus Croshair VI Hero X370
The rest of the parts I'm looking at will cost another $1000 to get though, and I'm not aiming for a top of the line gpu yet since I can swap that out fairly easily later.

My left leg is 2cm longer than the other

I WILL SLAP YOUR PEENER

Others*

It's worth noting that I know very very little about building a computer but I've been reading a lot to see what I should look for, what is good and bad, and to see what components would be compatible with eachother while trying to maintain my budget.

Neat! I can't go all Sup Forums on you because I'm a technological idiot lol but that sounds good!

Does it give you a cool funk walk?

AND I'LL ENJOY IT YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

I have special shoes but when i take them of i walk like a bent pole

DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE

it depends I mean if I get shocked or touch something hot then sometimes I will, but I get physical pain if I don't satisfy my OCD anyway so it makes no difference really

Thanks!
The only stuff I really know is regarding consoles since I've torn a few of mine apart to fix them, and have successfully managed to not fuck any up so far.

I got incredibly invested in looking at so many different builds for pc's too. It's more interesting than I thought.

Weird... you could be a good pimp tho ngl

YES, EXHIBITIONISM IS ANOTHER OF MY FETISHES

SLAP IT IN PUBLIC YOU FUCKER

Well that's what I meant... That's good at least you have it under control

There's a lot that goes into it!

How's SoCali?

Jeez I am sassy as fuck tonight

Better than Norcal I tell you hwat

I was so drunk yesterday i yelled heil hitler in the middle of my city and said almost all the time that i liked nazis..

I also was in a club and a girl said that i looked like i wanna die

I'm 21 and from germanistan, soo it's all legal breh

Made her bed squeak with her family home and they like me, so I'm on the good side here, not luring some teen puss

I got really immersed in it and spent hours just comparing parts and reading peoples reviews too. It's honestly the most fun I've had researching anything in a long time.

I'm also really excited to build a new computer since my current one is basically a toaster. Just as an example, my computer is struggling just running firefox.

Im an electrican apprenrice. I work in tunnels at night.

I masturbate to rekt threads and guro hentai

And no for some reason i did'nt get beat up (my city is full of over sensitive peeps)

Nazis suck, hail Antifa

Well then... you're doing well son

Hey Ichigo! Can we be friends? I can put my Skype username here if you wanna call sometime and draw together

I just stabbed myself in the hand while trying to eat an orange

Oh Honey...did it go all the way through? Or partial? I can help with medical instruction if you need it...

>Not just bathing in virgin blood regularly, and sacrificing a lamb annually for immortality and eternal youth
Ech.
It's like you WANT to be barbaric.

t. still user from the first post.

That sounds awesome, what do you want to play on it when it's done?

Do you ever run into any druggies? I bet you do

Seek medical help

Shut up Kermit no one likes you

How even?

maybe i should yell that next time

LET'S GO THEN YOU MOTHERFLIPPER YOUR TOOSH IS MINE

I just want to cut your chest open at the top of a pyramid and let your blood run down the steps is that so crazy?

LOL at least they would think you were being ironic

OH FUDGE NO YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME OUT

YOU FAYGO I'LL BOP YOUR BISCUIT

Weird that u ask about rhat cus we had one who the police had to take out 2 days ago. He was inside one of the tec blocks with some pills.

I win every 1v1 in call of duty

That hurt OP :( just wanted to have fun over Skype

>Antifa
Will you not
Centrist fascism masterrace
Be moderate or take a legally acquired bullet to the head.

I've got a copy of Rainbow Six: Seige my friends want to play with me, and I got a copy of Quake Champions for free to start off with, but other than that I haven't found too many games to play yet.
I'll probably get pubg and a bunch of other games my friends play though.
It's great though since I haven't been able to run anything (with a player base) that came out after 2015 even on minimum settings on my current pc aside from Dead By Daylight (which I get an unstable 26fps on minimum settings on).

COME ON DOWN TO BIRMINGHAM I'LL SLAP YOUR BUTT WITH A FLIP FLOP

I've just lived in LA and know the degenerates lol

Woah dude epik

SORRY I thought you were an older Kermitposter who was a DOUCHE

I don't Skype but I'll gladly Discord with you

You are sassy today. You drunk or something?

>Nazis suck, hail Antifa

>not understanding sarcasm

Oooohhhh... yeah, that all sounds great. Get to it!

I'M A 14/F/CALI THO I CAN'T INTO ENGLAND IS MY CITY

Good call ;)

I AM SARCASMO HEAR ME ROAR

I'm state record holder for the 5x5 Rubik's cube in North Carolina. Basically like being the fastest turtle. We're still slow as fuck lmao

No no no, it's all just a ritualistic thing, don't worry.
Make it some young deer's innards too, just to be safe.
Should work better with a girl to get the whole thing going, tho. Hm.
Depends... you wanna summon a demon or spell a curse?

I'm finally going to join the pc master race. Oh boy

LUCKILY FOR YOU I'LL BE THERE IN FEBRUARY

Sweet! My discord is PBandSkellie#3415

I would get a lot of sensitive pussy ;)
Oh god..

Do you make any money from that?

I'll summon Astaroth, he's my spirit animal

Aren't you just so excited?

>HEAR ME ROAR

I am, I don't feel like playing anything now until I can build it, which is unfortunate since I probably won't be able to until mid-December.

Nice trips, honorfully check'd, good sir.
>sarcasm on text-based communication
That requires a higher level of social regression.

Angry drunk, I'm going to say.

I'm a pathetic brazilian piece of shit that fell in love with some girl from Ohio. we met over some trash mmorpg, used to chat over discord + line till some shit happened. i confessed to her and ran away, but couldn't actually get away. so i stayed and endured but then, she started to blame ne for something i didn't do it and she won't believe in me. anyway, what's the fastest/cheapest way to kill myself? my life is literally garbage, and she shattered the hope she gave me.
i was thinking about paracetamol overdose, because i have a lot of pills, but not sure if 100% lethal. considering buying the cpap + helium tank too, but saw some user say that helium tanks aren't deadly anymore. what to do?

It says I can't find you, add YtSeJamz#0423

You okay there friend?

Rawr ;3

You have something to look forward to, then!

Oh come on, I make it painfully obvious.

Nah, just sassy

I am almost never angry

My cousin once removed or whatever is marylin manson.
I only met him once at a funeral for my great grandma.
neeto.jpg

Well I'd start by asking how old you are

>Seek medical help
no

Good you can ask him for money when you develop a debilitating disease!!

Okay then!

iDubbbz?

Yeah! Are there any fairly demanding games you'd recommend for me?

I'm 24

I have the awesome power of listening to my best friend's bullshit about how she is super sad because of something she herself caused but doesn't realise and appear to give a fuck about it when in my mind I am screaming: «it was all your fucking fault!». Fun fact: if I told her it was her fault she would go off like a crazy-bomb or something. I put up with her cause she is hot af and steal nudes from her phone

post more please!

I've been meaning to get back into guro.

I grab womens tits while they are sleeping and still have a senator position ... liberals love creeps