Does /b ever eat their hot dogs raw or do they always cook them? I'm eating them raw right now...

Does /b ever eat their hot dogs raw or do they always cook them? I'm eating them raw right now, I can't be bothered to wait around to boil them.

Welcome to the world of worms

they're already cooked.

>boil

what are microwaves?

I don't eat it with katsup, that's fucking gross

All the time as a kid. Not so much now. Cooking makes them taste much better.

atleast toast the bread a bit...

wut?
how else do you eat it?

Hotdogs are disgusting you amerifat

Mustard, relish, maybe sour kraut or pickles, the proper way you freak.

>raw

They're not raw, just cold and filled with preservatives.

How about ketchup? I like ketchup.

Do this if you are that lazy and they are already pre-cooked hotdogs Get a fork and poke holes down one side of the hotdog, toss one in for 30 seconds on high or two in for 45 seconds on high. Easy hotdogs.

>what are microwaves?

Something that will fuck up most food that is heated in them.

A minute for one and a minute thirty for two if your microwave is shit

i heard blending hotdogs is quite nice

user you are ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

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I ain't got time for that

I'll give it a shot next time

I know

how to prevent breaking of the bread?

how can you possible fuck up hotdogs?

Take a meat grinder, put hotdogs into it and grind to a paste. Add relish and mayonnaise, maybe some mustard. Spread on bread thick and eat sammich. Sounds weird, but trust me. It's fucking delicious. Grew up eating those "summer" sammiches.

superglue

That childhood is the reason so many kids end up on shooting sprees

It's true. That's why I'm not allowed around guns.

i fucking hate that kind of cheese...

eggs on pizza? WTF?!

Ever try cooking hot dogs in cough syrup? Adds a subtle cherry flavor that is nice

Then good news!

It's not cheese, it's a cheese-like product.

It's hard to get the cough syrup to boil on the stove though.

Im calling fbi

federal bun inspectors?

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Then I guess you're really pissed at Germany for inventing them.

I worked in a factory that made hot dogs. I've seen the USDA rules on hot dogs. I still cringe a bit when eating any but the kosher ones, and would never consider eating non-kosher raw.
How many insect parts and rat hairs are in your food?

About as much as any other food I'd imagine.

>Pickles
You unholy swine.