Would you make out with a girl who has a dick for $199,000?

Would you make out with a girl who has a dick for $199,000?

no, thats too expensive

Girls dont have dicks you faggot.

>Would you make out with a girl who has a dick for $199,000?
Only after I ride her unicorn

I'd do it for free. Wrong place to ask this question lol

If he looks like her, fuck yes

As long as they aren't uggo, I'd easily do it for that much.

Fuck, I'd probably make out with a dude if I was getting paid near 200k

>a girl who has a dick
Despite recent efforts by certain movements to normalize mental illnesses, in reality that's not a thing.

>girl
>dick

But yea. For $ 199K I'd kiss a faggot

So...would I make out with a guy for 199,000?

Yes, that's my whole mortgage, I could work part time the rest of my life.

For that much money I'd let her do just about anything she wants.

I don't have that kind of money to burn

At this point I'd do it for free if it looked somewhat feminime.

You mean a guy who has tits

dude, if you're paying me that kind of money I'll kiss/fuck whoever, however you want and broadcast it on YouTube.

kek

Underrated post also fpbp

Sure. You know how much toothpaste i can buy with 199k?

all guys have tits

>tits
>not believing in justice with dick

you can fuck my ass for 200K

/thread

It's impossible to make out with a girl who has a dick.

I would pay for do that

Girls don't have dicks
Girls have vaginas.

>inb4 muh gaping surgical wound is a vagina
It just fucking isn't

For 200k I'd make out with fucking Danny Devito/

Not me. I have rock hard pecks and an Alpha Male physique.

pic not relevant. this is avalon robbins. a pedo dream

i bet it feels just as good tho

Quads make it fact

Fuck nigga I pay for that shit

i'll fuck your "surgical wound" until you either agree it's a vagina or that you wont call the cops

i have a knife, what's your emotional state right now

No such thing faggot. Only dudes with tits