Alright Sup Forums, list the name of every person you've fucked, and what year/years you fucked them in

Alright Sup Forums, list the name of every person you've fucked, and what year/years you fucked them in.

Laura-2014
Elisha-2015, 2016
Jordan-2015
Maddison-2015
Niamh-2015,2016
Molly-2016,2017
Michelle-2016
Karleah-2016,2017
Wynn-2017
Taylor-2017
Rahni-2017
Honey-2017
Leah-2017
Ruby-2017
Kamillah -2017
Zunyi -2017
Kahlista -2017
Destiny -2017
Destinie -2017
Britney -2017
Lylah -2017

Left hand - Since 2002

No one - [1995, my fucking death year]

Now fuck off op.

I could do this forty years ago. Thought I would always remember them. I would recite the list as a tribute to them. But, time and 2 marriages have taken them away.

I'm finding it hard to keep track now. Like I know I must be missing out on one or two, but I just can't remember. Some just blend together.

Jesus fucking Christ....do you keep a diary with this shit? I couldnt remember the name of every woman ive been with, let alone th year in which we had sex...keeping track of such things is rather pathetic. Who are you trying to impress? Because I'm pretty sure nobody here cares.

Ain't nobody got time for that. I'll truncate though as I have to go to work and appreciate the idea of the thread. Some asian girl in 1996 to get back at the girl who dumped me. I cheated on her with 11 different girls over the course of 1998-2002. We broke up. A Korean girl, a crazy chick I ended up marrying (huge mistake) and a girl from work all in 2002-2003. Cheated on my wife in 2009 with one of the 11 girls from way back. We split up finally. 2 girls I met where I live now. Married again.

samefag. I was 17 when I started, 20-21 when I did most the cheating as you do. 38 now.

Your mother every Day.

L-2007-2013
O-2013
M-2013-2017

user's Mum - 1985

user's Mum - 1985

user's Mum - 1985

user's Mum - 1986

user's Mum - 1986

user's Mum - 1987

user's Mum - 1988

user's Mum - 1988

user's Mum - 1989

user's Mum - 1990-1997

Kyle-2014
Alyssa-2015
...
And that's it. Not great.

Why you been so long buddy?
You gotta get on tinder or message some biddies on fb

kek it wouldn't let me post them all because it was too long so I have to break mine up

Oh! Ultimate faggot who's trying to show how badass alpha male he is, but in real life he's just a small, fat boy with small dick.

Few reasons
>I got lucky
>My standards are too high
>I am too busy/don't care enough to actually try

Myself: Over and over

I'm 34.

>0

Those names are either of white girls or black girl names

Brilliant assessment!

I'm Australian, so they're all white. Except Zunyi, she was chinese.

Also quick question, does tinder still require a facebook to sign up? Cause I don't got one.

OP - 1947
An ugly tranny - 2017
A not ugly but very crazy tranny 2017
A fat girl with very big boobies 2017
Coming soon... Another crazy tranny
I forget All their names

...

This is sad, do you write this is in your diary ?

about 50-60 girls from 2004 to now, what if you had s book with face/cunt pics and phone numbers.. no, too perverted.

It's pretty easy to remember names?
I've only been sleeping with people since 2014, so everyone is recent.
And none of them were drunk af one night stands.

Hannah, 2011
Siobhan, 2012
Bridgette, 2013
Random chick at bar, 2015
Angus, 2015
Elisa, 2015
Shaun, 2015
Jasmine, 2015
Teegan, 2015
Samantha, 2016
Lachlan, 2016
Gracia, 2016
Jack, 2016
Mathilda, 2017
Jacinta, 2017
Selina, 2017

A beautiful girl girl called right hand.
She loves me like no other.

Thats a very dubious list there OP, almost like you're trying too hard to come up with names. I'm in my 30s and fucked at least 3 Laura's and two Michelles.

Was thinking the same, it seems so unlikely.

Great,so you’ve fucked every nig-nog in your school of dreams.

Yeah but you're in your 30s.
I'm only 20.

I'm sure I will eventually fuck a few more Michelle's or Laura's by the time im in my 30s

Gf/high school sweetheart.
Candis.

1998-present.
Get on my level.

Nathalie - 2010
Saskia - 2011, 12, 13
Sherilyn - 2014
Carolina - 2015
Julie - 2016
Tine - 2016

tfw haven't fucked since 2016 because I suddenly got a really low libido, don't really care about sex or love anymore and just see everyone as a potential person to fuck me over again, might just be depression though.

Also wifed her in 2004.

Bianca - 2010
Jessica 2011-2012
Devyn - 2012-2013
Ariana - 2013
Hunter - 2013
Averi - 2013
Rainy - 2012-2017

Get on T brah

Lacey - 2009

That's it... I'm 28.

Martha 2014, Paige 2016, Lydia 2016, Gemma 2016, Julia 2017, Yvette 2017, Abbie 2017, Chelsea 2017, Emily 2017

crazy thread idea, op. crazy

Yeah this would be a fair argument, but I've only been with 11 different women. all of them in my teens to mid 20's. So you either live in an EXTREMELY cultured area, or your list is made up.

>Your mom

>9 months before your birth
>and at this moment

Can't remember years.

Karen 2001ish
Robyn
Joanna
Karen
Bonnie
Tracy
Helen
Nikki
Donna
Carly
Becca
Karen
Kylie
Emma
Bryony
Anna
Tracy
Jharna
Marika
Kelly
Marie
Someone I can't remember the name of
Kerry
Anne
Steph

Think that's them all

I

Andi 11 years younger than me on Thursday night. We had 3 beers and she seemed pretty clearly not into it, but did it anyways. Somehow I don't look fat in pics, but IRL am tubs. :) A couple few others before her.

Wtf? Did you fuck a bunch of 55 year olds?

I missed a Samantha from that list too. Only one 50 year old, the rest were 16-25 except for 4 or 5 of them.

we got senior citizens browsing Sup Forums now

The backbone of /b is senior citizens your forty something piece of shit.

no one

Fuck off chad