Close call thread? I have a story to share

Close call thread? I have a story to share.

>be me, around 14 years old
>family decides to spend vacation at some beach
>personally prefer cold weather so I stay in the room all day like a shut-in
>older sister annoys the shit out of me, telling me to go kayaking
>eventually do it
>notbad.jpeg
>still get sea sick and spend even more time indoors
>one night we're just taking pictures together because bored
>I take one picture of her that I think is hilarious and wanted to save it on my phone.
>she tells me to fuck off
>phone is password protected
>the next day pay very close attention to her and figure out her password
>success.jpeg
>that night while she's asleep, planned to take her phone and send the photo to mine

I could not have prepared myself for what happened next. Will continue in reply.

Ok you got me im lurking
The fuck happened

Ditto

Yeee

Go on ...

You nigger now I have to know more

Faggot

OP don't be a faggot and continue the story

...

>be me, around 18 years old
>sit on the balcony wall at a friend on the second level
>step of the balcony to get another beer
>hop back on the balcony
>feel how i slowly fall back
>two friends grab me on my leg just like in the picture and pull me back to the top

Obvious faggot
Let's walk the dinosaur you bitch boi

Go on

we got clickbaited yall

God damnit

OP HERE, WAS FAPPING GIVE ME A SECOND.
>Didn't think people would give a shit.

Cont bitch you're a faggot

Bumping, did u fuckd her

OP is a lying fag

Alright niggers here is part 2:

>sister keeps her phone close to her when she goes to sleep all the time
>stars aligned for me that night
>left her phone on the dinner table next to her purse because there was nowhere else to plug in the charger other than the bathroom
>hacking.webm
>meanwhile she's just in the bedroom snoring her lungs out
>going too well
>can't find the picture in her photos
>know that iOS has a "deleted" folder that keeps some shit before it's gone forever
>ohboiherewego.jpeg
>context1: at that time in my life I thought most women were these innocent things, especially my sister
>fuck me was I wrong
>context2: she had a boyfriend and was in a long distance relationship
>open deleted folder to find dick and vagina pictures among others
>instinctively look away
>catch a glimpse of the bfs penis
>mfw mine is bigger
>other than that I was this innocent boy, just introduced to a whole new world and I didn't know what to do with this information

Part 3 >soon

stop fapping and TELL THE FUCKING STOR-
RYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You've just made that shit up

Go fap on gayporn faggot

finish the fucking story you nigger cunt

hafha yea this

go fap on gay porn u fuckih gay

Bumperino

Come on op

Part 3:

>I still had my mission
>wanted to get that picture to my phone then never touch the shit again
>as I get ready to send it she fucking WAKES UP
>super tired so she doesn't get out of bed, but calls out to me: "user, can you get me my phone?"
>shittingmyself.webm
>I said "give me a minute"
>at this point I realize that she will probably look through her messages the moment I give it to her because she's always talking to her bf
>she will see that the last person she talked to was me and not able to remember sending me anything, she will "question" me
>wasn't gonna take the chance
>context3: my sister was BIG, and at the time she was still taller than me and she always liked to play rough
>I remember when we were younger and she broke my nose without even trying
>so not only was a oblivious to her sex life but I was terrified of her
>I figured the best way to get rid of the evidence would be to put the image right back into the deleted folder
>and so I did
>"mission failed, we'll get em' next time"

Part 4 >soon

>op was 14
>ios deleted folder was introduced in 2015.
>now op must be 16.

UNDERAGE OR FAKE.
Faggot.

How do you get sea sick jn a kayak? Usually it's based on the fact the floor is moving on a ship and throws off your perception plus balance in a ship

I get sick in anything with motion.
It's a problem and I have to deal with it.
>had fun though

Cont

Wait, your sister is a fatty?

Be me, around 9, 10 or 11 years old, don’t remember exactly, at an airshow with my parents. Dad decides we should leave in the middle of the show because he has 6th sense and thinks something’s wrong with one of the pilots/planes. We start walking back to the parking lot. 2 minutes later people around us start screaming and running. We run, dad throws me on the ground and throws himself on top of me. I don’t remember much after that other than that my knees were badly scraped. Turns out a plane crashed into the audience, literally right where we were standing. I think around 10 people or so died and a bunch of others were injured. I’d have to find the article/wili page.

Part 4:

>"user, I think I left it on the table"
>yeah I'll get it for you
>take way too long
>picture is in deleted and I look at the phone over and over again to make sure everything is just as she left it
>I'm sweating
>deliver phone to her
>doesn't look at me
>doesn't notice I'm sweating
>didn't have to deal with her abuse
>she never found out
>I never touched her phone again
>I never looked at her the same way again
>count this as a victory even though I didn't get what I wanted

The end.
No other, more interesting stories, guys?

disappointed, faggot kys

This...

Yes.

picture of her, blurr face

and then you cummed into your tiny hands, wiped it on the bed sheets and mommy had to clean the mess.

what a pathetic piece of shit of a story!

kys

K
Y
S

k . y . to the motherfucking s

you didnt fuck her? but you found she likes sex cmon

>underage

You've cracked the case
Go solve mysteries on /x/ faggot

bullshit

She's a fatty with no hygiene, not even my type, couldn't get off to it if I tried.

>Dating flip
>half of her family lives there
>go visit her dad in mindanao
>terrible third world conditions
>went without recommended inoculations
>no mosquito net
>I'm STUPID
>get eaten by mosquitos
>catch dengue fever
>absudly high fever (109!)
>No AC because flips have brownouts
>No ice because flips don't have it
>Spend time in flip hospital... it loses power too
>Fever eventually breaks
>Lucky to be alive

>I don't think I'm brain damaged
>Never going back to Asia

It's just a true story.

...

Worst story ever.

wow that was a garbage story op kys
Here’s a close call I had
>super horny teen weirdo
>the super hot girl of my high school lives next to me
>one day all high and horny jerking off to her
>it’s night time and realize there is no lights on the house
>decide to be creep
>sneak down thru woods behind our houses
>lucky me their sliding back door is open
>sneak in thru house to her room
>been over couple times so know where it is
>go thru her room and find her panty drawer
>wears the sexiest thongs
>open hamper and get some of her underwear
>smell them and all that
>hear a car pull up
>oh motherfuck
>stuff panties in pockets and run
>already at door
>fuck fuck fuck
>jump into some closest in hallway area
>whole family comes in talking and being loud
>heart pounding out of chest I’m gonna die
>peek out and see no one nearby
>slowly creep to door and open it to outside
>never ran faster then my life
>hiding in woods staring at house
>doesn’t seem like they’re on alert so guess they didn’t see me.
>jerked off so hard into her panties when got home
>never did that again mainly cause I felt like a creep but also if got caught the older brothers would have murdered me ha

I want to believe.

nice thread

>be me
>go home at around 10pm
>go through creepy ass farmpatches
>hear dogs barking in the distance
>whatevs.jpg
>walk out of the patch
>mfw 15-20 dogs are quite angrily running
>mfw 5 of them start walking towards me
>the smaller lack is 2 meters from me
>hear dog growling from the other neighbourhood
>all dogs continue in the distance from where it came

That pic is not close call....he was trying to an hero.

Dying everyday all these past 33 years and getting revived all the time feelsbadman let me rest already.

having an older sister sucks balls
my advice is to be a gigantic jackass to her

Nice. You're the hero this thread deserved.