TWO NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
ONE NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
THREE
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
At least post the original pic
If I were Hillary, I'd cuddle that to pieces. Maybe even have sex at some point.
Wait no. If I were Hillary I'd have to say, "at some point."
FOUR
CRAWWLING INN MY SKINN
Its not even AIDs that killed Bill, it was the life getting sucked out of him every night laying next to that monster for decades.
Guy probably hasn't even been alive since 2000.
>At least post the original pic
kek
HILLARY
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ARMS
TAKEN MY LEGS
TAKEN MY SOULS
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HEEEELLLLLLL!!
FIVE
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME
SIX
RULES OF NATURE
SEVEN
THE ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
...
EIGHT
ON THE GROUND I LAY
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
She got a big booty so I call her big booty
NINE
INCH NAILS
hes completly drained
Fucking hell. I'm 50 next month and what the fuck is that pic?
I'm the same shape as when I was 20. My hearing is fucked so I have to look at peoples' mouths when they speak. If going a bit deaf is all I have to cope with, then I don't give a shit.
Doc tells me I'll be totally deaf in two years. Some degenerative nerve loss or something. I'll miss music I have my earphones on maximum volume and struggle to hear properly.
The hearing loss doesn't stop me being a good dad and husband. If I can see the mouth, then I can see the words. When my kids want me, they pull on my shirt. When my wife wants to speak, she taps my shoulder or arm.
So far it seems to me like you won't miss music even if it will become a shadow of itself. But you should be in that situation when you're 90, not 50, and you have plenty of other shit to deal with.
That's fucked up. But then I always thought basically everybody in the world was fucked up and obviously stone deaf.
>50
why are you even here
Cocular implant
LET BILL'S BODY HIT THE FLOOR!
LET BILL'S BODY HIT THE FLOOR!
LET BILL'S BODY HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOR!!!!
>I'm 50
Into le retirement home you go!
shes been poisoning him ever since he fucked monica
i could tell you details but theyd kill me
I gave ur mum my cocklear implant m8
Doesn't work if the nerves are damaged.
Oh cool, are we memeing his untimely demise?
AHAHAHAHAHA, night of the living dead, guess being married to hildabeast for so long sucks the life force right out of you.
>somebody hasn't been buying his BRAINFORCE
You can freely rape women though I guess, You can't hear them say No and just thought they wanted it rough.
When you marry a demon and she starts draining your life force
That is legitimately more frightening than the OP's picture.
This is shopped right?
means you can shoot guns without hearing protection...
>uk
oh nevermind..
I'm not so sure Hillary's at fault. I suspect that Monica is some sort of Succubus, and her blowjobs were so good they just sucked Bill's life force right out.
He's been living without a soul for twenty odd years now, and his husk is slowly decaying.
yes. this is the original
U WOT M8?
NO WAY U LYIN BUZERANT
S-stahp!
The memes only get better from here.
This trend of making pictures look worse and worse over time is probably my favorite thing on Sup Forums. They are better than any ylyl thread.
>inb4 diversity quotas and mandatory
"you have to train muzzies to shoot/10,000 free rifle givaway" days
Refugess welcome.
>implying YLYL where funny with banana and this new orange meme.
Do the Americans want to compete with English snipers?
We hold the world record currently.
MY LIFE
MY PRIDE IS BROKEN
Jesus Christ, someone get this man virgin blood before the next full moon.
Man bill's shit really got fucked up didnt it
Most are on watch lists and will be barred from obtaining a licence, it's down to the discretion of the firing range to allow them to use their ranges, most range owners hate Muslims and won't allow it.
It's a country sport, Muslims stay in cities.
What is worry is the amount of Muslims and niggers that have access to guns in the USA.
San Bernadino, Fort hood and all the ghetto blasting.
user baby pls.
We oldfags roll deep in this shit.
t.40yo
...
>new orange meme.
AWARE ME PLS
Is death clinton going to become an ebic new maymay?
>death clinton
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes HILLARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>DEATH CLINTON
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
EIGHT
HEY NOW YOURE AN ALLSTAR
e ee eee energii zer
Hey grandpa when you lose your hearing try feeling the vibrations of music
It's not as bad as you Yanks think. I have three legally owned shotguns and there is a gun shop in my town. Pic is the gun shop.The dark brown paint.
All this 'bin the knife' shit is meme. Despite what Yanks post, we have guns and knives.
We can't own revolvers. And buying a gun requires background checks.You can't go to a supermarket and get tooled up.
But you Yanks have some weird shitty notions that we bongers can't have knives nor guns.
Pure shit. Gun ownership is very high here. And we have the lowest crime rate in Western Europe, obviously a fucking coincidence. And Nothing to do with gun ownership.
FUCK OFF YOU YANK CUNT.
Stop spreading myths about my country.
>no JUST hair
Does anyone have the original?
Fuck sake. Just post the original.
I know I should say no,
But it's hard when she's ready to go
...
Terminally Ill Clinton
I want you to tell me with a straight face that you are allowed to own handguns. No doubt you'll say
>but I can
While posting a picture off a 22 target pistol with a coat hanger on the grip, or a revolver with a barrel straight out of a cartoon. Those aren't weapons, they're toys and you know it.
I don't think I have ever seen the original.
JUST
OK, handguns require a certain type of license. I won't pretend that weapons are easy to obtain in England and Wales - we share the same law. Northern Ireland is a fucking 'anything goes' law and handguns are legal there. Scotland is the most cucked. Even having an air pistol is illegal.
UK nations go like this:
Not cucked: Northern Ireland.Never fuck with NI. They will fuck shit up without hesitation.
Semi-cucked England and Wales. Guns are OK, but loads of checks.
Totally cucked: communist cunts: Scotland. My wife is Scottish and she fucking hates the cunts. I'm English and don't give a fuck.
The Scottish are well cucked.
>Northern Ireland is a fucking 'anything goes'
I know their laws are so much less restrictive and I've always wondered why.
I mean they have/had the troubles for fuck sake. You'd think if there was anywhere in the country they'd want to clamp down on guns, it would be there.
Damn he looks like he got hit with a train