/hoc/

Proper on time edition

this is the correct one

>kongs

1st for Crosby will repeat just like these digits

heh sorry there I didnt get your name what was it? Patrik?

is this the real one

yes

why has there been an invasion of early faggots? what went wrong?

What has this girl even been in besides Kick Ass?
How has she amassed the level of fame she has for how little she has done? All while not being any above a 7/10

where has finlan been ;_;

>Sharks in 6

math is a forced unfunny reddit cuck nonmeme

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kys

samefag

>math is reddit
Remedial student detected

i just ate about 40 one-a-day gummy multivitamins, am i going to die?

Nah. Probably going to be pissing more than normal the next few days.

Those things are dangerously good.

No. Most vitamins go straight through your system anyway. Might as well be $9/bottle sugar pills.

Watch out bro, I actually got calcium poisoning when I was a kid after eating a whole bottle of flintstones chewable vitamins.

>different flags
>samefag

also, fuck the reddithawks

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

Only 1 day left until Wednesday.

Who's ready for the pl/a/yoffs?

Good morning /hoc/

Reminder to be nice to each other

Minnesota Wild.

Edmonton Oilers.

The only relavant American players are Kane, Wheeler, Pavelski and Memetthews

I can't think of any relevant Slovakian players

hmm

>all forwards
I'm beginning to see why that guy sperged out at you

If we include goalies only Schneider is actually good
Quick and Bishop are memes

Hossa is still good

You would think that country that has 60 times more people would have way more good players

>I don't rate American D

Pretty sure I'm listening to a barred owl kill a crow or two of them mating. It isn't exactly clear. I think they are mating afterall.

Who is the Daniel of /hoc/?

>Faulk
>Shattenkirk
>Sutter
>Suter
>Backes
>Kessel
>Wheeler
>Pavelski
>Pacioretty
>Auston Matthews
Suck my cock faggot all these players are better than anyone from your shit country

Didn't mean to put Sutter. Only Suter

>implying there are any

Kek you pretend hockey is your sport and that's all you have
Pathetic

>Travel back to october 2016
>Go to /hoc/
>Spam that the laffs and the oilels make the playoffs this year
>Mention Trump winning everytime

I wish

More than Slovakia has ever produced
Read the previous anons post
>le be really tall man

For such a big arrogant country you have barely produced more good players than Czechs

>Americans mad at getting called out
All your shitty meme players are gonna get exposed

What did you drink today /hoc/?

>b-but your country is irrelevant
Kek is this the only "defense" Americans have for their busts

>red bull
lmao slavshit

Says the country which drinks more Coke than water

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Do you think Swedish players in the NHL ever talk amongst themselves about how fucked up things are at home

Like they all grew up in the country and know how good the old Swedish life was

I'm hoping the sedins and edler do

Sebastian aho as woman

what is the most embarrassing excuse for a hockey team in the nhl, a team that only pathetic sacks of garbage could root for

Literally no difference

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Vegas

You're doing God's (Allah's) work Slovakbro. You have to weed out the sperg Americans so the real Americans can shine through

what a cutie

>mfw the Kings git gud next year

>America

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Thanks Finnbro

can i have a finnish (You) before bed?

hey, if you want to deal a blow to the north-american imperialism, go here for /eurohoc/ hours

Yotes
Laffs

Why is the Czech guy a skinhead? Czechs are very liberal people

>7 /hoc/'s

I talked to Anton Lander about this once
He said his country is gone and he plans on moving his family to Russia

What is the most Millennial NHL Team and why is it Penguins?

>No one is particularly alpha.
>Everyone tries to shortcut their way to success without going through the lumps.
>All the players are soft-spoken and autistic, except Kessel who's a loudmouth donkey
>Most entitled team in NHL history

.. and yet they win
Really makes me think

Dumbest post ive read all morning.

>kessel being loudmouth donkey
>no one alpha when määttä is in the team

Did you go into a bullying caused psychosis or something?

top alpha

It's from Warriors pasta

Blackhawks are definitely the most Millennial team though
Literally zero loyal fans

Nah senpai

They over.

Time to trade carter and kopitar for 1sts and rebuild

The kings died the day voynov beat his wife

>not putting the bracketchallenge in the op

yall niggas dumb as hell

>all of these irrelevant countries
See ya later, fags

>looking at flags
go back to Sup Forums

>muh relevance
No one will miss you cuck

Friendly reminder to never respond to third world countries

friendly reminder that trolls are non-/hoc/ posters who come from other threads

@75162824
Good thing Slovakia is second world

>Americans in charge of not being triggered

Nice copy paste

>Bonaqua is a natural mineral water which comes from a protected source in Slovakia

Thank you Slovakia, my best ally. Americans are rude and bad posters.

Pulju's smile is always brightest when he has his Bonaqua

We can't get bonaqua here. I don't particularly care. It doesn't look that great. NZ water is far superior.

Its not water you retard
its a carbonated beverage

Shoo baka cric poster

>He doesn't have access to Bonaqua
Wow...just wow...

>trusting someone who celebrates christmas in the summer
>ever

Right, /hoc/ is incapable of producing an intelligent reply. I should have known better.

You expect an intelligent reply for a retarded post?
Nigga fuck off.

What if the Laffs upset the Caps?

I would be very angry.
Because it would feed into leafs delusion and because ovechkin deserves a cup

Not gonna happen. The caps will run them over desu

Calm down my doge. There is no need to be upset.

Yes.

But what if they don't?

Stop being rude to Kiwi

/cric/ and /hoc/ are closest friends

I dont have the mental capabilities to be angry.
Go back to /cric/ you monkey man

Then avoid Sup Forums for 1-2 days until the shitposting from laffs fans stops

Stop being rude to me mother fucka