Juventus - Barcelona match thread #5

3:0 Dybi x2, Chiellini

>post yfw Barca out

first for poo poo pee pee

>dybala diving
>Pjanic(?) Diving
>Khedira diving
>No penalty for handball


Are they, dare I say it, the new Barca?

the amount of refball is rustling my jimmies

We will still gonna win 8-0 in Camp nou

PORCO DIO

4-0


Dubs to confirm

UEFA FUCKING MAD THAT THEIR DREAM REAL MADRID V. BARCELONA IS IN SHAMBLES ONCE AGAIN.

>refball

REFBALL INTENSIFIES

THIS IS THE REAL THREAD

was that other play actually offside????

>de gay

>defensive right-winger

REFBALL

>Rube fan crying refball

I've seen it all now.

NIGGER

>this ref
It isn't even uefalona anymore, he's just fucking terrible.

ON-SIDE btw

Barça new kit when?

>it's actually a midfielder
>left winger
>it's actually a striker
BAMBOOZLED

Fucking refball, what's that new offside camera thingy for? Should be 4-0.

>Suarez

Mandžo has actually played on both wings multiple times throughout his career.

Well it seems everyone already went here

need niggerlona goal like air lads

God I love it when I see these fuckers lose. Even better is seeing them crying after the match. Will make my day.

RARE
A
R
O

cashout the over 3.5 or not?

WOW

It's almost as if Barca was shit when UEFA isn't on their side

STOP FUCKING BUS-PARKING AND GET OUT OF YOUR BOX!

just bomb the bus

They wont cry this time. They know thay have 2 penalties, 2 offside goals, 1 handball on favor the next game so its ok for them.

juve just subbed on literally who

ajj lmau

Rakitic:

>0 dribbles
>0 tackles
>0 headers won
>0 interceptions
>0 key passes
>0 shots
>1 corner

I need a quick rundown

If Barcelona come back from this I will never watch a football match again I swear to god. It will be too much proof that football is rigged.

Here's a quick rundown on the Bogdanoffs

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

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What went so right?

5-4-1, fuck yes, the most redpilled formation.

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