"I have a plan, a trick up my sleeves if you will", Arjen Robben (33) answered when asked how he was going to take on Real Madrid in the upcoming Champions League match at today's press conference in Munich.
Could it be? Did Robben think of a way to get around Real's defense and score?
LE
The manoeuvre inwards association football player
He's going to cut outside and real won't know what the fuck is happening
He better have a solid plan, against teams like Real regular attacking plays just won't cut it
"I'll try cutting. That's a good trick."
CUT
>He'll not only cut outside, he'll also run backwards instead of forwards
there are gonna be some cutting edge tactics inside the stadium tomorrow
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Something about entering to the midline from the sidelines in a straight line.
>advancedfootballtactics.jpg
You tell me.
Cut outside and pass to Lahm
Not so fast.
he's going to cut inside, duh
What if he cuts outside?
impossible
Will he, dare I say it, cut inside?
does not compute
they might be expecting that he will cut outside...
neva catch him slippin
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This sliding will end his career one day.
Friendly reminder le cut inside man was created by Reddit.
reddit.com
HOWEVER
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He's going to dive inside and the Allianz Arena mob refereeing the game will call a penal.
DELET
>American watching football and commenting on it
Yeah what a surprise you're visiting Reddit
He's gonna fuck Real so hard he'll be known as le cum inside man afterwards.
Does he circumnavigate the world here?
It's ten years old and everyone joke with that. Robben is the one who invented the meme by doing it. Overused joke. You guys on Sup Forums thinking it's some sort of new thing and not something cringy have clearly not been following football since long.
>the real team bus crashes
>conspiracy theories everywhere
>ISIS claim involvement
>police investigate
>after the largest investigation in spanish history, they come to a conclusion
>the brake lines were cut by an expert
No one thinks it's new you contrarian proxy using fuck. Doesn't make it not less hilarious when it keeps happening. Keep trying so hard to be "le cool superior oldfag" though.
I'm talking to the american who think Reddit invented the joke. It has nothing to do with internet or anything. It's a football thing.
This is psycological warfare, he knows that after hearing this, Real defenders will think he might actually non cut inside for once but NOPE! He will still cut inside
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
Shut the fuck up you faggot. Using the word "cringey" is a dead giveaway that you frequent reddit by the way.
The meme was created on Sup Forums, the original meme was the picture of Robben grinning in the background and it was placed over one of those shitty ads "THIS MAN CUTS INSIDE AND BASICALLY you're a fucking idiot" then it was meme'd over etc. etc.
kill yourself
When the bong rings and the rings bong, he will cut left 5 times, and score. The very fabric of football will unravel, and every man and woman on earth will cry from their Robben shaped penis.
>Robben shaped penis
what
You're talking shit
hes going to shock the world and cut OUTSIDE 3 times
>.... but in effect that just cutting inside...
QUIET YOU
he usually doesnt play well vs real madrid. they're good at stopping him, staying close and blocking his flank so he cant cut inside. when this happens he gets triggered and starts lobbing the ball or switch wings. with lewa gone its even worse.
kys yourself my man
He's probably gonna dive, kek
It's a bluff double bluff, cut inside most definitely
>the brake lines were cut
I smell an inside job
Really activates my almonds
Wie sagt Mann "cut inside" auf Deutsch?
Zieht nach Innen
what language is this post?
He doesn't even know what 'outside' means
The earth is flat. That wouldn't work.
He did it the madman he kept going outside. Faggots couldn't finish his perfect cross
So what was the plan?
he will explode
He bombed the wrong bus.
INSIDE
MAN
he didn't cut so good
His trick sucked
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Nice disappearing act
*Was sagt Mann