Uncut masterace

uncut masterace.
lmao

sorry about your mutilated cock, user

brb gonna cut off my foot so I don't have to wash it

A wet wipe can get rid of the dirt, however a wet wipe can't grow back your foreskin sorry OP.

Literally can be fixed by 60 seconds of running water and some soap. I challenge you to fix your mutilated penis in such a simple manner.

ITT defenders of the cheese

God damn..take a toothbrush to that thing.

Do circumcised men really think intact guys always have cheese under the foreskin? Like literally always? It’s hard to grow cheese, you have to seriously not wash for days and be a pig... remember one simple thing, foreskin is natural and it is the way it is supposed to be, everything else is man made and mutilated...

so defensive

So many triggered fags already, trying to rationalize their dick cheese.

natural
so is cancer

they know its true
how many do you think are washing their dick right now?
none, europoos don't bathe

How did it feel when you figured out you were circumcised and had no opinion on the subject? How old? The real feeling not just your opinion...

cry more

I think you mean, unwashed masterclass.

I know right? What about all those fags that still have all their teeth? Just a mouth full of tartar and plaque

european women must love the taste of a cock marinated in piss.

so weak

I am uncut and don't wash my dick for days so I grow some man cheese. I love to put it in my gf's salads without her noticing, she says she loves my seasonings.

Cutfags will never enjoy that feeling.

Ikr that shits fucking gross, just take care of yourself, it's not that hard

what, of making stories up on the internet?

Gonna cut my cock off so I never have to wash it again

I guess the pic proves you wrong

>Be me
>Uncut
>Always felt bad about it
>Was thinking about getting a circumcision
>Senior year roles around
>Good friends with one of the top 3 hottest bitches in my class
>She invites me to a party
>Me and her are drinking buddies
>Night coming to the end, she says me and her are staying the night
>Not even thinking about sex
>She drags me up stairs, starts jerking me off
>I fingerbang her, then fuck her
>best sex I ever had
>she didn't even say a thing about the foreskin


holy shit


It doesn't fucking matter!

some how I believe you

Cutfags will also never know the joy of pulling ones foreskin back for the first time and desensitizing the tip down to normal levels. Hurts so good.

yet you posted

>be me at 21
>really shy and on the spectrum but somehow really popular
>hanging out a lot with pretty brunette friend lately who is three years younger than me
>smoked a bunch of weed one evening and then went back to my house to eat food and watch movies/play video games/typical high stuff
>room is literally in mothers basement
>on my bed playing final fantasy 8 on my ps2
>she's getting a little touchy
>autism is making me shy then I remember that touching is a sign of flirting so I overcome my autism and touch back playfully
>teehee.mp3
>eventually pause the game look her straight in the eyes and go in for the kiss
>making out with her now
>she is touching my dick a lot
>outright ask her to suck my dick
>says sure
>firstblowjob.exe
>dick is diamonds the nanosecond my dick is in her mouth and her lips are sealed around the shaft
>losing my mind
I am thankfully not circumcised and at the time didn't realize that the foreskin was supposed to pull back so my glan is hyper sensitive to the power of infinity. Don't know how I made it to 21 without realizing this but I am glad that I did.
>tip is retarded levels of sensitive on account of never having pulled back my foreskin all the way and desensitizing the glan down to "normal" levels (what it is now )
>ask her to keep sucking when I start to cum
>keeps sucking
>feel the pressure rising
>pressure begins to go critical
>approach the point of no return
>body is trembling and I am squirming while holding both hands to my mouth trying to suppress the scream of pleasure I am about to release
>keeps sucking as I pass the point of no return
>tell her I am cumming
>she starts going even harder now
>stars align
>tip of penis explodes
>foreskin pulled back about 3/4 of the way
>literally losing my mind
>squirming on my bed as she is still sucking

>at this moment in time I experience perhaps the greatest pleasure with a dash of pain that only enhances the experience that a living being has ever experienced
>I literally scream while holding both hands to my mouth
>squirming on my bed and shaking violently
>it's like every nerve in my body has been activated and set to pleasure more
>she keeps sucking and eventually the feeling subsides
>swallows and then laughs at how much pleasure she gave me while smiling
>kiss her and try to describe what I just experienced because of her

My heart weeps for all the cutfags whose dicks have been severely desensitized since day 1 will never experience the joy of what I experienced on that day.

Can fucking relate
I remember I was like "oh you're supposed to be able to pull it back"

started stretching it before and after every shower

after a month I could have it down while fully erect

jerked off using the ghost glide method (foreskin havers will know what I'm talking about)

never came faster and harder.

and....?

things that never happened
the post

defending the cheeese dick

That, and having butthurt faggots reply to them

I've found the the easiest way to troll cutfags is to make fun of their dry and calloused halfdicks.

yawn
thinks he knows how others feel
so weak
go wash your stink dick I can smell it from here

...

shows your insecurity stink dick

sorry actual human
does your mommy know you're here?

Idk why cutfags always resort to saying our dicks are stinky and as if washing your junk is some kind of arduous task. It takes 10 seconds to wash your foreskin in the shower. My dick isn't dried and calloused. Defend your antimasturbation practice you brainwashed halfdick.

This is 100% my experience, and Im an amerifag where it's more rare

95% of the time women haven't said a damn thing, don't give a shit

Small percent act surprised at first, then don't care

Even smaller percent said they liked it better (SKINNED.COM)

My dick smells like a penis and is very clean. Enjoy your severely desensitized dried and calloused penis hahahahshashhs.

I'm 29 so I hope not.

yawn
I like the way you try to justify the smell

tells you something about people that make fun of non-mutilated cocks

they can't imagine how you could regularly wash part of your body

yawn
you need to work on your tearful responses

I like the way you try to justify mutilating your penis. Must be nice having a severely desensitized penis that is dried and calloused. Oh wait...

every european has a certain smell

Nigger, just have a shower occasionally. I have never once had smegma issues.

yawn
still needs a lot of work

sure kid
you would literaly have to wash constantly

ITT: Anteaters defending there smegma

You know there's a reason you only see cut chads in porn because uncut dicks are fucking gross

So, by your definition:
> haircuts - bad
> shaving - bad
> showering - bad
> medicine - bad
> et al

> tumors - good
> appendicitis - good
> disgusting cheese dicks - good
> et al

Because
> muh natural

It doesn't help you that sophisticated women find your little dog-cocks disgusting and primitive.

If you only shower once a week you wont even be able to look like that smh

No. Take a shower a day and wash your dick like any other part of your body and it is literally a non issue. You halfdicks are literally defending cutting the end of your dick off and desensitizing your penis and living your life with the glan constantly exposed to your clothing and desensitizing it even further. What the fuck is wrong with you?? Foreskins were evolved to protect the tip. Are you retarded?

g8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

That feeling when if Ipull my forsaking back I have a pink smooth cock. That feeling when my uncut cock and others are getting sting pains when your foreskin is pulled back in your underwear. The sensitivity is unreal

that the average in europe so....

What? It's Jews cutting cocks

Only the homeless get smegma

>Taking argument out of context to try to prove a point only to fail miserably and reveal that you're a cuck.

yawn
heard it all before stink dick.
you wanna tell my wife what its like to have a vagina?
since you seem to be an expert on things you do not have

cancer means you should be dead naturally.

in my case Heil Hitler

K kid. Defend your desensitized halfdick and live in denial if it makes you happy. Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

How often do you shower?

> dried and calloused
Wtf is this meme?
And
> desensitized
LOL

What's the population of all Europe combined again, Eurotrash? And that of the only superpower on earth?
Uh huh.

still needs work

Appeal to nature fallacy

when i was a kid i discovered my foreskin would not go down all the way. i assumed that this was how it was supposed to be for a long time.

one day i noticed a small hole, disconnected from the tip of my penis and my foreskin. i accidently made the hole bigger. i was scared that i had done something really bad.

there was no blood though, so i kept going. eventually i uncovered something similar to OP.

i was astonished and cleaned it off. scared and confused. eventually the redness went away and i was amazed that the newly uncovered part of my body.

underrated

LOL
Airtight argument there, europoor.

> argue muh natural
> provide numerous examples of other natural things
> argues it's out of context

Never give up you fucking retard, you too can possibly rise above being an alcohol-drenched, poverty-ridden loser that you are today.

Wat?

So I take it you were born with cancer then?

So... Stink dick and filthy hands & clothes your whole life. Bummer, user

The Jews were in such a hurry for foreskin, they couldn't wait until the foreskin wasn't attached to the head. Ripped from a 48hr old baby.

The halfdicks are just trolling. No one can be this stupid.

Lol

yawn
so weak

Stupid as fuck analogy, turtleneck

Terrible b8 m8. Normal people wash daily, cut or not.

you are

then explain pic
he was quite proud of it.

Pretty sure it's the best analogy jewboy

Lul

this retarded

ITT uncut fags getting yellowpilled

the thing that really got me was finding a part of my body i did not know i even had.

Yum

Eurotrash in under 100 words... priceless

you had phisomosis your dick cheese couldnt be helped since the foreskin was so tight

these cucks are so pathetic all you do is wash. like why would you cut off the frenulum it makes the cock moist with the foreskin it protects it from disease thats why they are so ripe and pink

why the fuck would you take away your sensitivity

i would do anything to have my foreskin back and all the sensitivity. But this shitholes amerifat laws are disgusting no fucking Jews ate my foreskin

uncut is master race compared to the cut jew dick
and that only happens when you don't know how to wash ur dick

I'm glad I'm cut. Foreskin is fucking gross.

Actually, uncut turns me on. I prefer it by far.

sure kid

It doesn't even take 60. Just lather with the bodywash as usual and hit that area on the way past.

then the process starts over again.
so you're never really clean, are you?

Wish i wasn't cut. It's just a stupid tradition. I know most of you cutfags wish you weren't cut but defend it because you're stuck this way, don't kid yourselves. This shit isn't right.

Foreskin restoration.

sure kid
most people have a life

That smegma makes me legit nauseous. Fucking sage.