St Louis Cardinals vs. Washington Nationals game thread

Lynn vs. Gonzalez

Here's to not suffering another embarrassment.

Nats fan checking in.

>TARDINALS
>METHINALS
>SHITINALS
>CROOKINALS

You're such an original thinker.

>1-0

Alright let's hope Lynn won't fuck us over

hopeful to shake off the embarassments against the fucking Phillies of all teams

>mfw jeremy guthrie

>it's a 'Gio gets rocked' episode
I've seen this one before.

>Kershaw?

I try to forget

I'm a musician and I had a show saturday night, so fortunately, I didn't have to watch it.

so have I

>You play hard and put up the numbers
Then why is Peralta and Adams still around.

Wobble Baby.

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I'm cautiously optimistic about Lynn. Martinez is going to be good. It's the rest of the pitching staff that worries me.

baesd Murph

r/c: schaden kebab

>commercial in Spanish
For what purpose

That was a deep dong

oh Gio, why?

How good can Grichuk be?

>ESPN signal showing me ESPNews

Fuck you comcast.

Greatchuk

I think Grichuk and Piscotty have a hell of a lot of potential.

WERTHQUAKE

Would be nice to watch the game instead of Jackie Robinson bullshit espn

I'm actually relieved it's not on ESPN. I'm already sick of their shitty broadcasting and the season is only 9 days in...

>crads pitching

no i don't like this.

DINGERS BAYBEE

'nother dinger

DINGERS

Yeah yeah yeah. We know. No Jews. No women. No blacks. Yawn.
>why is it that white supremacists are always the least supreme white people?

???

Why can't I hold all these dingers?

>tardinals

kek, enjoy the nl central basement

Th-thanks you too

So the cardinals pitchers are using pine tar?

With how bad STL pitching is, does it really matter?

What makes you think that?

"dusty had a great run in chicago"

>sub .500
>ruined the careers of mark prior and kerry wood
>an autist with a radio and a turtleneck ends his season

Goddamn. Look how fucked up his right hand is in relation to his left hand.

As compared to the dumpster fire that the organization was before? It's all relative muh man.

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What a bad pitcher

Hahahahaha.

MURPHY

Nats seem like a real fun team to watch this year

SEE YOU TATER

Do you think they're going to stop walking Bryce to get to Murph any time soon?

>tfw the pitching is going to make this season feel long as the Cubes continue their Champion shitpost tour

The line up is brutal. The rotation is elite. The bench is strong. The only weakness so far is the pen.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA FUCK YOU TARDINALS FANS

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There's a new sheriff in town in the NL Central now faggot, and you all know it so GET FUCKED LMFAO

The Cardinals haven't been this bad since 2011.

>tards fans already checking out for the season

FUCKING LEL

How many of you actually attend nats games?

2011 must have been before your time. They started the season sucking and ended it with a WS title.

They gave the fat guy some cake

No I just don't keep up with you faggots

they should've slammed it in his fat fucking face

No more poopholes to carry you in the post season now

>checking out

I'll probably still watch 100+ games and go see these losers get beat down at Kauffman stadium.

They still suck though

I go to 6 or 7 games a year.

Just sayin, it's a little early in the season to start circle jerking the Cubs as hard as some of these band wageners.

Honestly, I can't say shit because I was watching 100+ games and driving 6 hours twice a month to see the cubs get #rekt for years.

The shit you put up with just because you grew up poor with only WGN and local channels...

It was always a sad fucking Sunday when the White sux had the Sunday game

Are they gonna finally pitch to Bryce now?

What can i say? i love baseball.

i go to maybe 4 or 5 games a year

I'm getting better at loving baseball. I've always just loved the Cubs. The Ryno/Grace/Dunston/Dawson teams are my first memories.

I've got a 1993 set of baseball cards I got at the stadium for being one of the first 10000 there. I was 10.

Now I have mlb.tv and I sit and watch the Cubs with ballpark franks and Old Style beer. Because why not.

It's a nice park. Clean. Run efficiently. I usually stop at the Bullpen after the game for beers and music and to let the Metro crowd thin out.

Now that my parents are dead its one thing I have to remember them.

yeah if the metro is still running i do the same. It's perfect to go to after afternoon games. Night games I just walk to capitol south or union station and catch the metro there after games.

if murphy can keep this shit up it's gonna be a good season lads

I'm going to try and score some tix to the Nats vs Os at OPACY. That's actually closer for me. I haven't been there in more than a few seasons.

he can and will
it's postseason Murphy that is the worry

I'm still worried about the Kid's hammy.

that sounds fun but baltimore is far since I live in dupont and don't have a car :(

>no car
So no gf either

Baltimore is a nig shithole though.

[spoiler]not that DC isn't[/spoiler]

MARC goes right to the stadium as I understand it.

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I'm just glad i didn't pay money for my mlb.tv subscription.

Thanks Tmobile

I'm not a Royals fan, but i go to several games of theirs a year just cus i love baseball.

He lives in Dupont Circle. I don't think a gf is in the equation.
>not that there's anything wrong with that.

OPACY is right off the highway and right in the middle of the Inner Harbor. It's a nice neighborhood.

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Adam Eaton absolutely tearing it up
Lucas Giolito wallowing in AAA with an 8.31 ERA
Yeah. The Nats got fleeced alright.

If you go a few blocks in any direction you're in really shitty areas. Baltimore is just garbage in general.

Yeah. But the area around the Park isn't bad. People and cops everywhere before and after. The real problem is traffic after the game.

That too. Traffic is a nightmare after games.

Why is it that all these Nip pitchers have weird exaggerated wind ups and deliveries?

Murphy is a god

gg Cardinals
this is a good feeling to have after last series

Because they have tiny bodies.

Nah I'm not one of those

Doesn't matter to me either way, friend. There's room in this big crazy world for everyone.

I wasn't worried about the last series because
1. Jeremy Guthrie
2. Sunday JV squad game
Not really an honest representation of the team.