>be American
>get scratch on finger, go to hospital and pay $9000 for a stitch
>go to a restaurant with wife pay $50 for meal plus $80 dollar tip
>leave restaurant and walk home, get mugged by a bunch of wild niggers, they rape my wife but I'm too tolerant to get mad so I just thank them and apologize for slavery
>go on holidays and go through customs, TSA agent shoves his fist up my asshole just to make sure I'm not carrying any assault kinder eggs, I cry from the pain and thank him for his service
>every phonecall I make I always end it by thanking the NSA for monitoring it and keeping me safe
>go on Facebook pay $30 FCC fee, go on Sup Forums get arrested because it's not an FCC approved site
>get sent to Gitmo for trying to access Sup Forums, get anally fisted daily by Muslim inmate
>Muzzie inmate is released and given $10,000,000 Canada dollars for killing American soldier
>thank the tranny soldier who beats me everyday for her service
>20 years later get released after daily fistings and torture my asshole is as loose as a pornstars pissflaps, pay my $70 FCC fee to access Facebook and post about how I'm happy the American justice system came through for me in the end and how proud I am to be an an American, and how good it feels to be from the land of the free, get called a racist xenophobe and get executed for being a facist
Be American
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Yeah pretty much. I kind of would like to move.
Don't move to Germany France the U.K. or any of the Scandi's they're all cucked too
You aren't seriously this delusional, right?
Only air and opportunity.
And yet it's still better than being a Eurofag.
And up scuttling your life, saying good bye to your family and friends, saving a fuck ton of money for air fare and rent and enough to keep you on your feet till you find a job, and applying for visa's
It really isn't. Europeans overall have higher job satisfaction, get paid more, get more paid vacation every year, live longer, are fitter and healthier, have higher food standards (so restaurants can't serve you literal garbage), have a higher overall standard of living, are happier, better educated, and work less hours for more money overall.
It's pretty objectively better to live in Europe than here.
Shhhhh shhh shhh shh shhhhhh
Lest ye be deported by the Trumpy squad for treasonous talk, ssn magically dissappears, citizenship number.....gone..... you're a mexican now.....see you in Juarez
But why do you know so much about what goes on in the us? Why do you care so much that you take the time to start this thread? Are you obsessed with the us
I was going to make a similar thread about eurofags, but I don't know anything about them because i litterally dont give a flying fuck what happens in your countries. You all mean nothing to me and i have better things to do than try and learn anything about you.
>be eurofag
>get raped
>get beheaded because
>islam is religion of peace
I live in the U.S. I'm often in Europe for work. Unlike most Americans who've never even been outside their state, I actually have a point of comparison. The fact is, we basically live and work like slaves here and don't realize it because we're ignorant and constantly told since childhood how great America is. It's really insane how much better life is for the average citizen in the EU.
>being so fucking obsessed with America that you have to make this thread.
They don't make as much money but the rest is true. They get paid way less.
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And this right here is exactly how the U.S. government is able to get away with fucking us in the ass. Keep the citizens fat, ignorant, and stupid, and they won't even realize how badly they're getting raped.
Yea I'm so triggered. Rofl
Actually, incomes in Europe are significantly lower than America, and the taxes are higher. Germany is the wealthiest of the major European states, and the average pay is only about 75% of the salary in the US. Euros live in shitty little 100 year old apartments, don't even own cars, travel like cattle in government run mass transit, it you ARE wealthy enough to own a car, gas is like $10 a gallon. I drive a late model Cadillac, have a bunch of guns, I eat steaks for dinner 3 times a week,
I own a large house on a 1 acre lot....in short, I live like a European king. We call you guys Europoors for reason.
We have no need to know about your irrelevant shit country now get back to sucking Muslim cock
>be American
>get raped by niggers
>get killed by mass shooter
>he was just mentally I'll he wuz a gud boy dindu nuffin
This.
I just started a new job in Germany.
50k a year, 25 days paid vacation, 2 months sick leave with full pay if it is a long term illness, fully covered health insurance, company car that I only pay 1% tax on. 5% commission rate. Option to buy company stock or annual bonus of 3,000.
I fucking love working and living here.I will never go back to the US.
Lol you're poor as shit and you get raped by sand niggers daily. I have a great life in the us. Stay poor kid
*ill
What???? fuck you!!! I'm not triggered, you dont know what the fuck you're talking about you fucking shit heel I'll let you know when I'm triggered
>I was going to make a similar thread about eurofags but I ran into an FCC paywall
Fixed that for you m8
Depends. The average is lower, but that's because the range here is so much wider. You have CEOs who make tens of millions and people who have to work 3 jobs just to live. Europeans also have fewer things they need to pay for because their taxes pay for more, so they are able to save more wealth overall.
Good thing it's not happening where you are. None of you could afford that "paywall" you're all poor as dirt fucking lol
Oh no we don't.
Dude, I'm make 1,800 MORE here in Europe than my old gig in the US. And get this--- my insurance here covers everything. Any meds I need are dirt cheap. I'm applying for citizenship here. I don't care about the US anymore. It is so much better here.
I've even FELT better. The news here isn't always at war with other news. The politics aren't quite as insane. I don't have the nerve rattling bits anymore. I feel free!
>each have a 2 liter bottle for themselves
i wonder if she's gonna put that entire bottle of ranch dressing on the pizza
>Be British
>Wife gets raped by muslim
>its ok not their fault
>Wife needs medical attention or she'll bleed out
>Wait 8 years in hospital que, wife been dead for 8 years.
>get cut
>use the que to fix cut
A successful healthcare system.
>lol you're poor as shit
And you don't even rank in the top fucking 10 of richest countries google.ie
>beaten by a tiny irrelevant country like Ireland my fucking sides
Enjoy daily mugging, Tyrone raping your wife and Tyrone cucking you
This. I've not seen the type of poverty the US has in any of the three EU countries I have lived in. Everyone here has one job and everyone can afford to eat and see a doctor whenever they need.
Everyone here values reading and have various hobbies and sports.
It is very different in the US.
>America is best cuz is America!!
Hurrdurr europoor
See
Go to war with us then.
>"oh yeah well i'll just shoot you then!"
literally the only thing americans can ever think to do
Lol
Plus, another perk or Europe: you have tons of countries with interesting and distinct cultures like an hour or two away. You want to go to Italy on vacation from the U.S.? That's a big, expensive trip. That's a weekend for me if I want. Plus, legal and safe prostitution in many countries, I can drive to the Netherlands and get legal weed, shit's great. You Amerifags ever been to an FKK club? You get to sit around in a robe, eat and drink all day, hit the sauna, pool, whatever, and there are gorgeous women who will fuck you whenever you want. It's fucking paradise.
Ireland. The niggers of Europe. Post all the articles you want as I drive my nice car (you don't own a car) to my big house (you live in a shit shack) and eat a nice expensive steak. Stay poor and keep sucking that Muslim dick. Oh and keep using our products and reading about us in the news. I'm willing to bet you're using an American made computer. What's your favorite American movie and show? I dont know shit about wherever you live, and I don't need to. Nobody does.
>didn't tip niggers
>didn't tip TSA agent
>implying a muslism could do anything wrong and be sent to prison by our perfected justice system
>didn't tip tranny soilder
>didn't tip executioner
>absolutly no clapping in the story
Wanna know how I know you're not a true American?
That's per capita. If the American population was only 2.5 million then it would be number one, 325 million people dilute the wealth of the country.
It's because of all those niggers and beaners that the population here is so high
Power is the only universal language, retard. I'm enjoying McDonalds and a large Dr. Pepper right now and your country is bowing down to muslims and getting raped.
Ssshhh don't fucking tell them about the FKK clubs--- those fat fucking retards will stink up the place and crush the women under their rolls of sweaty rolls of blubber
are you from a shitty part of the US? californian here, WE produced those movies and TV shows, and spurred silicon valley innovation while you bumpkins drive around the fucking cornfields in your pick up trucks.
You have no guns. Fucking pussy hahahaha
>American made computer
>implying America manufactures anything anymore
Pretty much all computers are made in China now, m8.
do americans just see guns as toys for adults? serious question.
You know she is
>implying there are 322.5 niggers and beaners in the USA
protip: if you don't have a massive trust fund, voting republican is just stupid
Uh, you guys have more Muslims than Ireland has, you know.
Plus, most Irish live in houses or town houses and eat beef as a normal daily meet.
I wouldn't worry about it. Americans don't leave their country anyway.
Designed In America. China makes literally nothing original
I can literally sense you getting fatter and dumber from my area of the world.
I see it as a privilege. Pussy nations can't have them
We don't need them.
OP is a faggot and should go live in fairyland.
>I have no retort so I resort to the most common stereotypes
I can see your crime statistics skyrocket and watch the daily acid attack from my $2000 computer screen. Enjoy your "diplomacy" faggot.
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>I'm enjoying McDonalds and a large Dr. Pepper
you have shit taste in soda btw
Thats just it majority of us are fucking tards and good luck trying to argue past their Merica screams, I've been to spain, belgium, france, germany, not a single person terrified of being sick.
Bullshit I built my own gaming rig. USA!
And many of the people in America designing this stuff are immigrants. The CEO of google is Indian. How deep you really want to go with this?
The us has 300 million people in it. How many does Ireland have?
Yea, you guys use trucks and knives
>What flavor do you propose?
You have more people die in mass shootings each year than we do from terrorism by a very, very wide margin.
The us is made up of immigrants
>comparing populations between two countries of vastly different size as an argument
i know you're just trying to prove your shitty point but come on put in some effort.
Tell your president that.
can we all take a moment to stop fighting and just agree that white americans are the worst?
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And acid attacks too.
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he only listens to the anchors on fox and friends
of course it's going to have more muslims that's my point. I guess you're just too damn thick to pick that up
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That's India, m8. We've had like 4 or 5 of those total. You guys have probably had more acid attacks than Europe has.
Better than living in a country where sand niggers just cross the border as they please and blow people up cause the we need to be "tolerant"
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post the meme facebook group you pulled the picture from
>nice car
*mobility scooter
>big house
*cuck shed you paid $1,000,000 for
>and eat a nice expensive steak
*Wendy's meal deal
>muh muslims
You have way more Muslims than Ireland and steak is actually pretty cheap there
>keep using our product
*Chinas products in which you're in a shit ton of debt to
>muh TV shows
You mean the Jews TV shows, right?
>Ireland niggers of Europe
*claims to be Irish in every other thread
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No. We have guns so everybody gets shot instead lol
>expecting americans to know where india is
>doesn't know that all americans think the rest of the world is called 'europe'
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>my maw and paw buyed me so many toys for black friday! all the other kids on the playground are gonna be so jealous!
Took my numbers kind of litteral didn't you. What I was implying was that because niggers are constantly poping out little niglets and all the illegal immigrants the population is a lot higher.
And as far as voting republican, voting at all is dumb.
I mean come on Hillary the cunt, and Trump the pathological liar is the best we could come up with?? Embarrassing
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Kek Assblasted Eurocucks
>24 years old
>made 75k last year cause I'm not a socialist cuck looking for handouts
>currently enjoying a beer with a buddy
>in my 3 bay shop on my 95 acres of land
>spent most of the day skeet shooting with my multiple unregistered shotguns and training my new dog for duck hunting
>only 30 minute drive to major city
center
> might take a drive with my girl in my F350 with its 460ci engine that gets 6 mpg just because I can, gas is cheap as fuck
Stay Assmad eurocucks
Yes it was shitty greentext dgaf
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Haha. Stay jelly. Poor faggot. I live a better more fulfilling life than you do in the states. Keep reciting those stereotypes thinking you're actually saying something though hahaha
Might need to move to your hood from Seattle. Where are you?
You mad you don't own anything to your name? Maybe someday you will do something with your life. Try taking muhammads dick out of your mouth first