HOUSTON ASTROS @ SEATTLE MARINERS GAME THREAD

SPACE EXPLORERS vs. SEA EXPLORERS pt. VI
>9pm CT Edition
Joe Musgrove (0-0, 3.60) vs Ariel Miranda (0-0, 3.60)

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

>no lineup in op

2nd for SPRINGER DINGER and hopefully some actual offense

I just figured y'all can look up your own lineups, or make a thread with lineups if you prefer

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Geoff Blum is a surprisingly good color guy

Lineups

You lazy space person

how many runs is he going to give up

last digit of this post

im ok with that. our bats are awake

Lets go Astros

NO no more fucking springerdingers

MARINERS!

only motter pic ive accrued thus far

>mfw the madman does it anyway

>tfw the Astros could very easily be 1-7 with their offensive output thus far
>tfw tonight they go above .500

>>tfw the Astros could very easily be 1-7 with their offensive output thus far
good thing they had 4 games against the Mariners to start the season

This is the night Altuve gets his groove back

>>tfw tonight they go above .500
blocks your path*

M A D M A N

can this guy fuck off

What the fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

god fucking dammit

well shit
fucking asshole

If I was Miranda I'd bean the guy in the head next go round

KEK
HE DID IT

wow

wow bregman sucks

I'm sorry it had to happen to y'all, my friend

that's some yordano ventura logic right there

to be completely fair, if anyone deserves some extra luck in April, it's the Astros
If they had another 7-17 start I'd lose my mind

dang it I hope so

What kind of nickname is Chooch? I've never heard of it before Simms called him that

Sounds like a stoner name

chooch is what girls have between their legs lol

Who /Godfatherduringcommercials/ here?

Chooch and Cheng

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>2 other trips in same thread
>only attack him
are you the same user that had the raging hateboner for that guy in one of the generals?

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hello

>memeiners

that kid looks like he'll be good for y'all. Idk what it is but he has an odd kind of maturity that you don't see in young guys that often.

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ya hes doing good so far

I legit wanna try fried grasshoppers now
any of y'all in Seattle tried them?

I heard from a friend that they are alright after you eat two or three.

once you get used to the taste, they get addictive. apparently they are spicy too

yay a hit

oh fuck it's Buhnerday

gg stros cya tomorrow

NORTHWEST MOTORSPOR

TRUCKS, TRUCKS, AND MORE TRUCKS MOTHERFUCKERS

Don't fuck it up Altuve

I'm thinking he's back

Praise the fucking lord

Man, now I have to try some. Y'all ever eat crawfish up there?

Oh my god, they killed Apollonia!

No, but I eat a lot of Dungeness crab.

My uncle has a few traps he puts out during the season and he always shares his spoils with the family.

Also, Geoduck is pretty good.

ive had it once. crab and clams/oysters are the main non fish seafood here.

Best thing about family get-togethers in the PNW is the seafood the relatives bring. So good

its a good time tossing pots off the pier if you dont have a boat.

Gurriel was blocking the basepath

he caused it, should be tossed.

TY BASED DYSON

>DYSON
Buhner's call there, fucking kino

WOOO!!!!!!

I wish

when I was a kid, my uncle would let me drive his boat around the sound.

We got ourselves a game mariner friends .

Well at least our offense is doing something for once *knock on wood*

>turn off game to go to bed
>2 runs score
ok gnight

that's cool. i crab off the edmonds pier and can get the limit in around an hour.

Pic related is me when I remember how the mariners bullpen has been pitchinf

fuuuck

>that bunt

Memeiners will never recover

>le pull it man
SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN

>it's an Alex Bregman takes a hittable pitch episode
I know he's young, but come on. This is getting a little old.

Bregs a bust
asstros need to trade him while they can

>Buhner eats 2 grasshoppers
>Bregman strikes out
>Angie ate one yesterday
>Mariners Win
really makes you think

He has legit potential, but has no idea how to work a big league at bat. Taking the first pitch and making them throw you a strike works in little league, sometimes high school even. But he constantly puts himself behind in the count for no conceivable reason, only to throw out dinky little defensive swings and kill an inning. I really wish they would trade him. He'll be good eventually, but a win-now team doesn't need a liability in the lineup for the sake of future plans, especially when there are ample replacements for him already on the roster.

well, they made the right call I guess

Is that Nori in left field? kek

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Well I don't usually look at the top 3 to work a count.

He should just be hittin shit and getting on base.

Altuve can get away with that shit tho since he's a midget and legit hard to pitch to.

kill me

Is that Nori on the mound? kek

Who cares anyway. We're a basketball town. How's your team doing shittle?lmao

Cheeki Motter

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delete

I enjoy what I started lmao

YES THANK YOU

here we fucking go again

GIDP please

IT'S IN THE BAG BOYS

Is Houston... dare I say it.... Shit?

C A R L O S

do you actually have a team that you root for or do you just come into threads to try to be edgy and pretend to hate everything and everyone? genuinely curious

Julia is eating grasshoppers
THE TIDE HAS TURNED

Quit yer fuckin cryin

>Astros vs Mariners gamethread
>Very civil, little to no shitposting

>Rangers vs Angels gamethread
>Not remotely civil at all, filled with shitposting

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