I'm trapped in a Hillary rally

Wat do?

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get naked

Find a gun

Let out a naughty fart...

Wear your MAGA hat proudly and go sit in the front row

Believe me I'd like to shoot myself

Already did. Several times. Right on a child

This guy has the right idea. Rip some big ones!

I regret not bringing it

Scream something about how Sanders is the only hope for a new America and that the Socialist Revolution will happen soon. He will never be able to recover

Kek!

What did they do?

"IN THE NAME OF ALLAAAHH"

Rape a woman and talk boast about how Hillary's got your back like she had Thomas Alfred Taylor's the whole time.

Alternatively, suicide in the middle of the crowd.

I don't think anyone noticed but the child made a scrunch face

Bum-rush the stage

You take her out, Trump wins

You miss, she gains publicity and media sympathy and she wins

Isnt he in prison now

Nigga im on the stage

Why would you do that to yourself?

JESUS CHRIST THERES SO MUCH AUTISM. ONE OF THE AIDS JUST DABBED.

Haven't seen my dad in ten years and I agreed to go with him out of guilt

Yell Benghazi

Hillary has rallies?

fugg... that rally is THAT small kek

Trump really is going to win.

I just dabbed too.

gesticulate in a patronising manor

Shout that Bill sexually assaulted your wife

you're trapped? sounds like you're trapped in the body of a beta male who doesn't know how to not be talked into going to a hillary event

Shout insults about Bernie at inappropriate times. Make it uncomfortable.

I had to come its not my fault my dads a liberal

Watch that shit and pay close attention.

Know your enemy and no matter how bad it sucks, suck it up.

This is what we're dealing with. If you tough it out, you will fully understand why we can't let that happen, we won't let that happen, and we can't let that happen!

You tough it out, and we'll send you Trump memes, deal?

Keep us posted and we'll keep you Trumped.

user, you can do this! Yes!

I want the memes but theres so much autism

-Nazi salute
-Make jerking off motions with your hands
-Throw paper airplane
-Sharpie in pooper
-Rush the stage and go to jail
-Ask her "Why should I choose you? Your husband didn't."
-???
-PROFIT?

beta confirmed who cannot stand up to his braindead lib faggot father

I havent seen him in a decade i wanted to do something nice

Yell ALLAHU ACKBAR and scream at how racist they are when they start screaming and running

scream "allahu akbar" as loud as you can

heckle

And then scream at how racist it is for the Secret Service to have shot him.

I cannot fucking imagine and I am so glad I'm not you. Even the shills paid to stand behind her and hold up their signs get pretty red-pilled by the end of the night.

Stay strong user. Keep us posted and know we've got your back.

Fuck that bitch, but you have to really watch to witness the epitome of evil. You can do this!

I don't wanna die thanks

convert your dad to Trump and rule the galaxy as father and son

Oh god this is gonna be on tv too

oh could you not prepare for this moment, baka

Try to start a TRUMP chant when it's dead silent

When she gets on stage yell "BOMB" and point to some random muslim and run.

Shit idea.

Everyone keeps wooing for no reason like every 5 minutes what is this

Do what the made-in-China Mexico suggested and start yelling about Bill raping your wife.

Well are you going to fucking actually DO something or what?

Guess what you're *actually* going to do?

You're going to act civil and not fuck this up for your dad. You're obviously too spineless to tell him you didn't want to go, so you're definitely not going to do something that will embarrass him.

Instead, you're going to be quiet and respectful so that you can get your good boy points. And Hillary will have two more people to add to her rally attendance statistics.

Thread's over boys, let's pack it up.

They just brought up the podium. I think she'll be here in like 15 minutes.

Just start acting like a Bernie protester. Start screaming about the 'less than 1%' and free shit.

start chanting death to trump

Holy shit you're actually are going to be on TV and you don't have a TRUMP hat to put on

Don't be a faggot OP, portray yourself as a Bernie protestor to show that Bernouts crash both Trump and Shillary rallies

You're going to be filmed, standing behind her, right? Can you grimace whenever she suggests something? You can do it subtly, or just like that guy filmed standing behind Trump who went nuts throughout the whole thing and no one noticed.

not a whole lot of peeps are there?

when the camera might be including you, dance weirdly and/or start chanting "we don't care about the crimes"/"Murder Trump"

Wave a Mexican flag, shout over anyone that's talking, throw bottles and stones, start a few fires.

This is your one chance, don't mom's spaghetti it

Anyone can post link for the rally I wanna watch OP chimpout

Do what it do

Start a

U-S-A

chant

Blow yourself up

It wont work. maybe ME-XI-CO

Underrated post

>that tiny ass crowd

lol

Take her mic and claim you're a transsexual, Black-Chinese midget with down syndrome, thus you are higher on the oppression Olympics scale and deserve to speak before she does.

Once acquired, congradulate $hillary on an old child rape case where she successfully (and knowingly) defended a child rape from going to prison, and also applaud the Democratic Party for preventing Bill from being put in jail for rapes and $hillary for breaking the constitution. Finish with: "I stand with Her!"

>Wat do?

Remember the words of Pepy, the masked grinch.

Start a death to America chant, make sure the cameras are rolling

Cum on everything.

White shirt?

Yeah

link?

Pretend to whisper muslamic prayers and humming the Isis music

Sure: abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=5

He's not the white shirt btw. Most probably the black shirt behind him. white shirt is the head in OP

comon OP be a hero do some crazy shit

1. Scream "Allah Akbar" from the top of your lungs
2. People start to panic
3. ???
4. profit

Remember - praise KEK

Shout out "Trump Train 2016" "Never Hillary!"

Don't do this. If you shout anything make sure that it is pro Bernie.

Yep definitely not the white shirt. He also shouts hillary while OP the black shirt fat spic keeps looking at his phone. It's OK pedro i still like you but dont lie

Not spic just tan

Take care OP. Start getting /fit/

this, call Hillary an establishment shill and then start chanting for Bernie. PsyOps are Sup Forums as fuck

Wow what a diverse crowd. :>)

But we all know that rednecks, white males + independents only are enough to win the presidency, right? Because that's how President Romney won in 2012.

KEK THAT SPIC FELL

Nice fall.

You lied to me

the only thing there is to do

I thought you meant was that the guy in the photo my b

OP check those qts in front of you.
at least get a date if you are already there
They supporting hillary so they are easy to lie to

Don't be a pussy.

This could work actually....

this rally

move next to the pink shirt on the side near the podium and do silly shit for the camera. Also this woman sounds like she will have a heart attack. All of them have been shit

If you kill Hillary then Hillary wins.

Take pics provide fresh memes

such a low energy crowd. dat womyn card is being used left and right!

Whatever, we cant't see you anyway, you're too far right.