Hey Sup Forums i found a friend in my driveway

hey Sup Forums i found a friend in my driveway

dubs decides how many times i pet him

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300,000 times

it was cold outside so i brought my new friend inside

Keep him
Nice trips

Starting with one pet, doubling each day for a month.

Re roll

i dont know if it is someones cat though because i have seen him around the neighborhood a lot.

Chop off your dick and feed it to the cat.

Pet him continuously at his request, regardless of time of day or previous engagement.

thats a weird way to treat a new friend

I roll for this one too

AWW so cute

Grab it by the pussy

sounds good my friend. here is his first pet

Probably someone’s cat, pet him and feed him and the free him. If he comes back glen food you found yourself a cat

winrar

Pet him the amount of time HE wants to be pet, any time you dont pet him you slap yourself.

Mr. Kitty... :(

i let the cat out so i felt like i deserved it

so by the end of the month i'll have pet him billions of times

2^30 = 1073741824 so this cat is going to love me by the end of the month

indeed the cat is very cute

okay so i had to let him go, but i will post again every time i see him from now on until i reach a billion pets

wish me luck Sup Forumsros

remember this tripcode

tripcodes dont work on Sup Forums. looks like i'm a newfag

There wouldn't be a cat left by the time you finished petting him

i can be a very gentle petter dont worry

>kitter looking back like "what the fuck, man?"
You're giving him mixed messages, user.

dont worry, i'll give him more pets :3