Why are you depressed?

Why are you depressed?

No pussy

Don't feel like I fit in anywhere. And you?

The list of reasons I am depressed is too looooong to list here. The real question is, why am I still alive?

schizoaffective disorder and ocd. i have no choice but to feel depressed. the irony is that i normally feel fine except when depressed.

too broke to change my life. things that happened 10 years ago feel like yesterday.

What if I told you getting pussy wouldn't cure your depression?

It was three years ago I broke up with her. Instant regret. I'm so lonely because every time I bet a girl I think of her. I can't get into a relationship because it feels wrong. I keep comparing then to her, and no one is equal. She stopped talking to me. I just want to hear her voice again

If I knew I could possibly fix it

this sucks but 3 years is pretty recent. you'll move on

because life is shit, and people are even worse

I'm broke, ugly, unemployed, unhealthy and lonely

I'm not. I have a loving gf.

cause my life sucks and i havent gotten laid since my wife left me, except for that one fat bitch from tinder who i think gave me something.... burns when i pee.

so, like all the people on Sup Forums

My wife is divorcing me. She's getting the house.
I might be losing my job on Monday.
No pussy... and I know what I'm missing because my soon-to-be-ex-wife is smoking hot and can be really sweet and delicious when she wants to be.

same here man. wife left me for another man, and im still die hard in love with her. i dont want to date any of these little skanks because none compare to her. shes the mother of my kids and the best woman anyone could ever hope for. i actually planned out her boyfriends murder perfectly.

been single for 8 years, career is not going great, don't think I'll ever have children, getting old and watching your body be less great is tough.

I want to have a baby with my husband. Both of us have a kid from our previous relationship. I think it'll make our relationship stronger if we have our own but I don't think it will happen because our house is not big enough and we're not financially ready for another kid.

I have no medium or long-term goals, and no desire to come up with any. Combined with the increasingly pessimistic outlook on my fellow countrymen and humanity in general, I keep on turning inward and I think there's a better than 50/50 chance I'll end up killing myself rather than dying of natural causes

show pic of her pooper

The girl I'm in love with familyzoned me and she's downstairs cuddling/sleeping with her boyfriend.

men can't have babies with out men
fuck outa here you broke ass trap

Premature Ejaculation.

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agreed.

I got cheated on forgave her and now get off on the fact like a cuck. Fucking hate myself.

i cant stop shitting blood and im in constant physical pain
top that off with no income and living at home with parents
not social enough to make new friends either
don't update facebook, dont use tinder, etc

so you already know what the solutions to your problems are
but your not actually taking any steps towards them
you're a special kind of stupid aren't you

what?

Hmmmm, why am I depressed, let me count the ways:

1. I'm 47 years old, and still on fucking Sup Forums.
2. I've always been shit at making money, because I was never materialist enough. So now no one wants to hire an old fuck, and I have zero savings.
3. I tried Marriage, that failed, and I divorced.
4. Had long term relationship that lasted 2x the length of #3. Until bible thumping bitch daughter claims I touched her, when I didn't. She was just "trying to save mommy's soul" cause I don't believe in marriage: See #3.
5. I regret not buying or having money to buy stocks that I knew would blow up. (yes they did.)
6. Regret not buying Bitcon years ago when I first heard about it.
7. Sad there are no flying cars.
8. Sad teleportation isn't real, in the 21st Century. (ok within MY lifetime)
9. Mad as fuck that the human race is still so fucked up, and has an overwhelming intolerance for those not in your "in group."
10. Mad that Cyberpunk isn't real, like right now. Corps would be so much better/worse then the milktoast pieces of shit that Governments are.
11. Pissed off that computer gaming is being forced to online only, in most cases.
12. Sad that sexbots w/actual AI aren't ready (again in my lifetime).
13. Sad that so many fucked up humans still believe that religious "invisible guy in the sky" crap! AND THEN fucking kill people not in their cult!!!
14. Mad that human beings, as a species, are too fucking greedy for REAL socialism to ever work.
15. Sad that 2012 was a bust, and that nothing ever actually happened.
16. Sad that I don't have money, nor easy access to a gun to an hero.
17. Sad that I never hit the lottery out of the "relatively" few times I played. (not even a fucking $5 scratch card!)
18. Sad that I don't even know someone to buy enough drugs that I could just fucking OD on.
19. I'd be willing to work for organized crime, but have no idea how to even establish contact.
20 Sad that Hermaphrodites (REAL ONES) are more common. Now THAT would be some sexual.

A tiny penis is all Ive ever known.

>i cant stop shitting blood and im in constant physical pain
goto a fucking doctor or hospital and get that shit sorted out

>top that off with no income and living at home with parents
actively start looking for work instead of moping at home, start learning some new skills, actual physical ones like nailing bits of wood together

>not social enough to make new friends either
don't update facebook, dont use tinder, etc
actually use a bit more facebook etc, join some groups with similar instrests, goto actual meet ups and meet some new people. get a hobby that lines up with the skills you're trying to learn

you can't just mope around hoping that tomorrow is going to change and fix everything for you, you have to take the first couple of steps your self.

i have no energy. everything requires extreme effort.

Not depressed.
Somewhat down that I totaled my car a few weeks ago, but as soon as the insurance pays out I get a new one.
All in all, I'm pretty stable

Cuz I never roll dubs.

Because my girlfriend just broke up with me because I have herpes. It wasn't from her

My dreams were destroyed when I was 12 years old, I wanted to become a famous soccer player (almody every child's dream). But one day I got bad grades and my dad grounded me by not lettin me go to soccer practice. In that time i got grounded i lost the passion i had for it.

And recently i was very close to become a proffessional esports player (i mean it isn't the best thing, but you know, it's the shit i like) And same story I got one and only bad grade at college (now im 20 btw) and my dad tool my pc and broke the shit out of it. Besides that pc i bought it with my own money made working.

Anyway, i got fired from work, my gf left. And i really don't know what to do now. It's a very stupid story, but it's my life so far, what were you waiting. I don't know if I actually have anu feelings or something, i dint know at this point

I've been a depressed sack for three years, and it's hard to focus in lecture that it makes me wonder if I have ADD. I don't know how to move on from a relationship I had, and sometimes it still creeps onto me. I have long hard thoughts about suicide, my future, and school. I have no friends on campus, and anyone that was remotely close to me showed their true colors as a racist, addict or douche. I don't know what the fuck to do with my life nor do I have the option to take time off to decide. I've lost weight but I still hate my body image.
Doesn't help to see sculpted ROTC roommates. Kush is the only thing that makes me forget about living. I feel like I'm going to implode.
Shit's fucked.

why do you care about $5, #6, #7, #8, #11, #20

you're a broke old man, can't afford this shit anyway

>kek'd

I just want to talk to her. When we were still together I felt so understood and now that we're apart it genuinely feels like nobody gets it. I've tried explaining and it just, people just don't understand. Not like she did. I feel like I'm speaking another language sometimes. And the worst part? I can't go to her to get support when I need it, I just try to OD or something. I lost all ambition because life isn't worth it. Inb4 you're being overdramatic, suck it up pussy and move on - I've tried, I've dated women since her but it feels awful because nobody can compare to her

Will someone pls explain to me once and for all why this is a problem - I never understood it! You do know that if you wait 5-10mins, you can go again, right? And then again. Rinse (literally) and repeat = multiple orgasms for you and a pleasing warm bukkake shower option for her!
And yes, that is more doable for younger guys, but then prem.ejac is a younger guy's issue. Unless you're not. Then I feel for you, you old fuck.

You saying that gives me hope

Loneliness made worse by social phobias and depression ensuring I stay alone.

Can't take pills for these things either. Got enough other issues that while pills make one thing better other things get worse.

Your own or...?

My gf of 5 years fell into a depression spiral then cheated on me. Struggling to come to terms with it and if I should continue being with her.

You need to focus on yourself not her buddy
I don't know you but know some random person on the internet cares and hopes you figure your shit out

I'm in the same boat.

I think you mean 12, not 20 - hermaphrodites don't HAVE to cost money (tho they probs will). Sexbots obvi WILL cost a fucking packet. Until rich fucks get bored with them and start selling them off on slutbay.

So those fuckers who said "it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" are a bunch of fuckheads? Good to know. Lesson: never fall in love unless you can be absolutely sure you can trap her forever. Not sure how the fuck that would be, a marriage contract and vows mean fuck all these days.

I am not fuckin twins right now

>All of my friends abandoning me
>Lost all passion for university program
>None of my old hobbies entertain me anymore
>Developed serious trust issues over the past few months
>Family doesn't want to speak to me
>Spend most of my time in my room, just lying there or crying
>Recurring nightmares
I think it's a fucking miracle I haven't killed myself yet. There's nothing left for me.

YES on THESE:
>1. I'm 4(7) years old, and still on fucking Sup Forums.
>2. I've always been shit at making money, because I was never materialist enough. So now no one wants to hire an old fuck, and I have zero savings.
>5. I regret not buying or having money to buy stocks that I knew would blow up. (yes they did.)
>6. Regret not buying Bitcon years ago when I first heard about it.
>9. Mad as fuck that the human race is still so fucked up, and has an overwhelming intolerance for those not in your "in group."
Damn, we're fucking depression twins.

Meh:
>8. Sad teleportation isn't real, in the 21st Century. (ok within MY lifetime)
(Would scare me, plus only rich fucks would be able to afford it for the first 20 years anyway)
>7. Sad there are no flying cars. (Wouldn't solve shit)
12. Sad that sexbots w/actual AI aren't ready (again in my lifetime).

But these are just stupid, sorry, man - one would cause more problems, and the other - you mad about $5? Play it enough times, you'll get a fucking fiver. After you spend >40 bux!... It's a sucker's game, a tax on the poor.
Having said that, I once won a whole 20 quid on a scratch card. Feelsgoodman.jpeg I had slightly better luck with exchange gambling sites. Then lost it all and more. Fuck it.
>17. Sad that I never hit the lottery out of the "relatively" few times I played. (not even a fucking $5 scratch card!)
>18. Sad that I don't even know someone to buy enough drugs that I could just fucking OD on.
19. I'd be willing to work for organized crime, but have no idea how to even establish contact.

That's a no dude
Bitch will wash rinse and repeat on you
And you will feel even worse than now

I'm 27.
I have to rest for about 15 to 30 minutes before going to it again. And even after that I can't manage to go longer than a minute give or take.
And is a problem because no women wants to be with a man that can't satisfy her in bed.

That is a great question OP and I have no idea. I pend a lot of time thinking about it.

Honestloy no idea. Bipolar disorder with lows getting worse and worse. I do have a loving gf and not much else to complain about lately but it's still there.

Meh. Still not that serious.
1. Tried thicker condoms / sensitivity reducing gels?

2. As you get older, sensitivity will be reduced. Also, erections won't be as full (something to look forward to, youngfags!) which ALSO contributes to loss of sensitivity.

3. This myth that sex sessions last for half an hour+ is laughable. Wanna know the average time of a normalfag sex session (for those NOT lying through their teeth)?
It's about 7 minutes! SEVEN FUCKING MINS!
So you don't have long to go to catch up, plus learn to eat the peach, and it's all peachy.

anxiety

think about something fucked up like burning puppys and cats, or a family member just to distract you and slow the pace, then pick up later

Oh, also: fap la lo, and practice edging. This may eventally teach some better control and possibly the excellent technique of internal ejaculation, which allows for great mini-orgasms and allows you to keep going with no down-time!
You learn / train for this by flexing (thus strengthening) your perineal muscle (the one you use to stop your piss mid-flow) Just do lots of those all the time - like Kegels for men!

Also, fapping a lot will (eventually) somewhat reduce sensitivity (unless you have no foreskin, in which case it will reduce it too much, too fast, so go easy)

*fap la lo = fap a lot

AARGH! Goddamn 9 square captcha bitch! You try to help someone and this is the shit you have to put up with....;)

I can get my shit done in 5 both parties happy but its always nice to rock her for an hour if your both into it, that being said, i dont always fuck for an hr+ but it does happen

thanks famies

My ex used me as a sperm donor and has vanished with my child from the face of the planet

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im so alone and all i want to do is have people i can love but im so bad at talking to people

Everyday I'm overwhelmed with waves of fear, anxiety, manic through and sadness.
I believe it's a chemical imbalance because I run twice daily as well as ear vegan and have loving relationships

I have an eight inch penis but I've never had sex.

I've had depression for 6 years how the fuck should I know

how old are you?

23

go see an escort bro

If not finding love is my only problem right now, things are pretty good.

Alot and nothing will make me happy. Haven't celebrated Thanksgiving or Christmas in years and not this year either so tomorrow just another day.

Nah, If I don't care about the person I'd rather just jerk off.

give it a go you need more experience

What that other user has suggested is by far the best thing for you, you're going to have sloppy unwanted awkward sex where you bust in two seconds if it's with someone you care for
Just fuck an escort treat her like a piece of meat and once you're done you'll be a different man seriously.

Why? I really don't see the point

kek'd

The main issue is I don't care about anyone, I just think it's a waste is all.

Because I have to hear that music on repeat on the catalog

Then treat women how women are meant to be treated, holes to fuck nothing more, don't let them poison your head, you got it easy bro fuck me I wish I never fell in love, I would kill for an attitude where I didn't care because as soon as a girl is smiling at me I've already planned out fucking her in my head
USE YOUR POWER WISELY

It's sad that it's true Sup Forumsro

yeah we all get to that point. but if you want to live in society, have some pleasurable experiences, they could change your mind and your mood and your outlook and perspective on life

In 2012, I lost my right eye to melanoma cancer. I wear a prosthetic but it has completely killed my self esteem and self confidence. I had social anxiety before then but it has increased significantly since then. My dream was to be an actor but not being able to emote from my eyes has killed that dream. All of my friends have either moved on with life, gotten married or died. Recently I just lost my grandfather who was the one person in my life I could turn to for advice and solace.

Tl;dr One eyed loser who can't make new friends or meet new people and has lost all meaning in life. I've grown to hate myself

Poverty, gender dysphoria, and neither of the people I'm dating right now have had a libido for the past few months.

she left me after 7 years 10 months ago, and is having another asshole's kid in april. seems pretty simple.

go with an eye patch and make up a story about a shark biting your eye

Overweight, weak social skills, never been on a date or kissed anyone, living out of a hotel because of damage to home.
At least I have my hobbies though right?

There's no gradient. I don't have emotional attachment to anyone so any of it is too much, I would have no urge to fuck someone if they were naked in front of me and begging to fuck.
I appreciate it, but I really don't want to live in society. Unfortunately I got used to the quality of life and now I'm like a junkie for it.

Just do it. Have three more babies. If money gets tight, do like a negress and get on the moocher wagon. White people are going extinct because we're too fucking responsible.

Too much to list, most things posted times 2. I always go through these breakdowns randomly. I feel hopeless and unsure. I don't see a long road ahead of me most of the time

Depression since I was teens now along with alot of other stuff

The world and humanity

If you are great to people, people are great to you

U tell me

Because I ruminate and take everything most people consider normal as a kind of failure. Because my successes dont, in my mind, add up to the failures I have accumulated and that makes me feel like a failure overall. Because, due to the inequities of modern life, a 30 hour job that is essentially perfect for me is still not enough to live on because it's only 32 weeks a year (term-time) and so realistically pays less than minimum wage as they spread the pay across the year.

Not much I can do about the lack of a living wage in this world.

There's a tension that is present while you are still a virgin. Your whole outlook on life and humanity changes after you fuck. Trust me. It's something you need to do sooner than later.