Faces of b

faces of b

>i will never throw a really awesome party
>I will never wake up the next morning after blacking out drunk
>you will nevcer be a stranger just sleeping on my couch as I leasve my room
>you will never awkwardly, look at me with that confused face and messy hair as I clean the apartment and ask when you're leaving
>you will never selfishly help your self to my food and just talk about how your week is going despite not being asked and me clearly wanting you to leave
>you will never smile, pat me on the back, and leave just as I was beginning ot fall in love with you, always to wonder who that mysterious homeless looking stranger was

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wtf chad.

>you will never show up to fix my air conditioner
>i will never watch you swear and curse as you clean the dust out and add new parts
>i will never see the tip of your butt crack peek out and wiggle in my face as you do all that work
>you will never accept a beer afterwards and sit on my couch, putting your dirty feet on my coffee table and laughing as i move to clean it up

Be gentle pls

twisted.

you look like you get lots of chicks.

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9/10, you look charming.

I’m told I’m cute/attractive a lot but I’ve been in a committed relationships for going on 3.5~ years now. It’s been so long since I’ve thought about picking up chicks I’m sure I’ve lost my touch by now lmao

kill youself

thanks really appreciate it, unfortunately I'm anything but that irl though haha

Blll

>we will never get drunk on the same beach
>you will never come over and ask to have a beer, and then end up taking six from my cooler
>we will never talk as the sunsets over the ocean, about life and all its intricate mysteries
>we will never look at each other, then down at the ground as we find we have nothing left to say
>you will never whisper 'be gentle please'
>as you light one last cigarette and place your hand on my knee

Hi

cute kik?

I’ll never stop thinking of things to talk about you, friend. And if I ever do, you can rest assured it’ll be because I’m too drunk to talk anymore with you.

neckbeards of b :)

hi fags

oh my. please hold me friendo. ill be gentle. c-can we skinny dip?

>you will never show up at my house party in the winter and say 'hi fags'
>you will never start pelting the calm party guests with snow balls while laughing at how gay everyones being
>you will never notice my erection and tackle me down to wail on me
>you will never stand up, revealing the violence also gave you an erection

this one didn't come out quite well my melatonin is kicking in

Gotta guess which Faggot I am

Oh goddamit, forgot that sideways shit happens.

very clearly the fingerless gloves one
as only a internet memelord would wear them

Super bad dysmorphia here, so skinny dipping is a no go. But I do love swimming so I’m down for that anytime!

R8

i sincerely hope the one on the left. btw the easiest way to fix that issue is to not rotate with windows photo viewer, that just messes it up more. open up paint, rotate it there, save, and it hsould work fine.

there's no dysmorphia when you're under water. come with us user

Uhhhhh, iphonefag here....

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hahaha good luck with that.

I think I got it...

FUCK. well, atleast this is more viewable.

>you will never be those weird cosplay boys that go to my school
>you two will never note how I could cosplay as one of the girls from your chinese cartoons, even though im a boy
>you will never corner me in the hallway, push me down, and raise your hands devilishly as you prepare to force crossplay me

i really hope you're the guy on the left, but id have a threesome with the both of you tbh

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Comments/concerns?

Dis me

you look like a normie, shouldn't be insulting unless you're a robot

Y’all are right, I’m on the left. Why does everyone hope I’m the one on the left.

Nice hair.

Yeah i can see what you mean. I have like a generic person face.

cuz you're a qt and the other guy is just kind of okay looking.

i wish to hold your hand

Because you have a cute feminine face

which again, isn't a bad thing, at least you know you can land some girls (guys??) without too much effort

hey Ben

Landed myself a guy so youre right haha.

I just killed myself, check my thread

AAAAAAAAA A GHOST

Hey pal

G-G-G-G-GH-GHOOST?!?!?!

OH SHIT BEN GOT DOXED

you look like you're an absolute ass kicker at speed running mario games

I don't smile because I want to off myself

How old are you?

lmfao

can i talk to u on snap or something

kys kiddo

Brooding moody type 10/10

What's your snap

Don't have to tell me twice
Small animated man type 11/10

sadb0y2002

timestamp

potato nigger/10

n igga u 8

hello!

Clinton

>2002

>b0y

AAAAA NO

R8, cuz this is now /soc/

its just a refernence to a yung lean album (unknown death 2002) also sadb0y

I will add you tomorrow. Promise :D

fat, greesy, mexican/10

kek you look like you molest little boy poopers

>young lean
I'd love to be your abusive bf

oh shit i thought that was the girls snap disregard this

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siunds good

Ole, motherfucker
My tacos are the best

im not gay sorry fag. also its YUNG lean not young lean

sounds legit

The fuck dude. If you're in a relationship then you should not be thinking about picking up chicks

gokolo or piccoku

Lets see what you look like lel

Papi

well judging from your photo, they may be a little too good.

nice dubs
cute in a nerdy girl kinda way
(just in case not as an insult, a boy) could pass

i'd rather you be a pedo than an unironic suicide boys fan tbh

Damn bro you a fag? i would fuck the shit out of you

Youd be right
At least i have a gf

Sure why not i'll try this-

Have your tacos done harm to her also?

how dumb are u dude? yung lean is sad boys. suicide boys are a completely different rap duo. i dont even like the suicide boys actually.

You're grotesque, everything about this picture is disgusting

your big ass nose wasn't going to fit under the shirt was it?

better than your beaner ass LEL

lmao something about "grotesque" made me fuckin lol like damn dude thats kinda harsh

for the record i think the mexi fat dude is better looking than u

Thank. 3yrs ago to now and I still got it. x