I got a plan Sup Forums

I got a plan Sup Forums
>sneak 12 ga. Shotgun and AR on private flight to uganda
>track down warlords with blood diamonds
>kill and loot warlords.
>put diamonds in a condom, keister them and smuggle back into US
>profit?

>Keister them

Easier than eating them

>sneak guns to uganda
Not necessary. It'll be easier to find guns than clean water.

>kill warlords
>warlords
>WAR
>LORDS
Well, good luck.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everybody in Uganda knows Kung-Fu.
You're going to get your shit kicked in
They'll cook you up, eat you, and throw your bones in the bin.


Don't try to fuck with Uganda. People are crazy there.

You must become warlord 2 defeet warlord

You know diamonds are inherently worthless, right? You've been playing too much Far Cry.

So is gold

How cut none blood diamonds are worthless second hand... I rather steal gold and melt it down into coins.

Good idea what countries have gold bandits

You must first recruit Og-Luk the Starved to serve as the basis for your army and act as the future overlord

Gold actually has multiple uses.

None but somalia has pirates

Sell all the gold to foxconn to put inside their iphones

Gold is extremely important in computing and electronics.
You're stupid.
Diamonds are extremely important in industry, but they're so common they're not expensive, it's like steel. Perfect diamonds are expensive because of a monopolized supply chain and an eager public who has been sold on the idea.

Kill them.
Take loot.
Become millionaire?

diamonds will cut through the condoms and your guts, you will bleed out and die.

Doulble layer condoms

Just offer the warlord some food and clean water, he’ll give you all the blood diamonds you want.

most diamonds in jewelry are now lab made to make them cheap and affordable

Then which countries are under-developed, chaotic and rich in gold

better plan

>sneak 12 ga. Shotgun and AR on private flight to uganda
>find isolated tribe of savages
>use said weapons to become god-king of the darkies
>drown in endless aids-ridden pussy

Clean water is white man's magic.
It only works when the white man is around.

There's a better way to get money, and you don't even need to get 150 different shots to protect you from all the disease in Africa. Become a trap, play videogames on twitch, make a porn patreon and get rich by milking fat neets and their autismbucks. If you're not cute enough then find a girl who's desperate for money and pimp her out just like all these people you see online.

For a start, faggot, anything you can sneak into Uganda I guarantee you can buy on the ground for less than half what you paid for it back home, and second, your 120lb neet frame will be impaled ass first over a bonfire while the local jiggaboo tribe dance around it because warlords love doing shit like that to people who try and steal their niggerdiamonds.

>this is what gun owners believe

Who is she? And das gay as FUCk

kind of the opposite really

sure, you get that vague feeling of demigodhood for like a week, but then it sets in how easy it actually is to get a gun LEGALLY, not to mention illicitly

really the end result is the opposite where you're now constantly considering who else around you may be armed, the worst side effect of which is that you start refusing to go out in public unarmed