Who's 'Dick Pill Mr Coco'? At first I thought it was Jon Jones, but Jones is Chinese Viagra Man.
Owen Ward
chinese viagra guy is silva my man, mr coco is jones.
Grayson Wright
In that case I'd like to retract my vote.
Jackson Cox
THANK YOU OP, I LOVE YOU, I SAID I LOVE YOU
Caleb Gomez
just a lil heeminder
Hudson Phillips
hey pussy are you still there?
Thomas Garcia
>tfw a 202'er but have more MMA knowledge than most of my friends who have been watching since the days of Liddell
Ayden Cruz
All thanks to /Heem/
Jaxon Johnson
>tfw a 202'er
Joshua Wright
UFC is rigged.
Landon Hall
>Buttasspoop
How thoughtful of you to remind us that you're a teenager with a teenager's sense if humor
Nathaniel Brown
>implying chode-y deserves any more effort than that
Jace Gonzalez
How come DC fans dont think Jones is the GOAT even though DC thinks Jones is the GOAT?
Adam Myers
jones is a roiding faggot who got EXPOSED against ovince saint shit with a broken arm on one months notice. he got caught roiding again because he knew he wouldnt beat dc without juice.
The real GOAT will murk him, cap this.
Nicholas Edwards
They're just trolls. DC fans don't actually exist.
Noah Long
But DC thinks Jones is the GOAT. Are you disagreeing with your /boy/?
Ayden Ward
godking
Eli Watson
yeah? do I need to suck his dick 24/7 or what?
Mason Clark
>not blindly following your boy no matter what Not a true fan
Landon Johnson
how can you take him seriously knowing that there's someone in his division that would beat him ten out of ten times
Johnson is one of the best strikers in the division and never once had Khabib hurt
Caleb Diaz
>within two rounds
Khabib would get heem'd in the first rushing forward with his chin out like he does in all of his fights. Can crusher of the highest order. Tony and Conor both would handle him.
Juan Kelly
>rushing forward with his chin out like he does in all of his fights
he has the highest percentage of significant strikes defended in the entire division and one of the highest overall percentages in the entire UFC
>can crusher >RDA, Healy, Tibau, Johnson >cans
James Lee
>sucking connor's cock this much mate, Khabib would manhandle Conor no problem. If Chad Mendes and Nate can get Conor down, Khabib can easily.
Tyler Jones
>Can't even beat a dessert or the scales Pull out merchant scum.
Carson Turner
not an argument conor has no answer whatsoever for his ground game and would wilt under the pressure of his relentless takedown game and activity on the ground within two rounds khabib is a perfect stylistic counter to conor
past difficulties with injuries and one weight cut fiasco doesn't diminish one's skills as a fighter if they ever fought, khabib would beat his ass
Jace Carter
>spergop is back just fuck up my general senpai
Hunter Morales
Autism
Jayden Roberts
he's missed weight once in his entire twenty four fight career, against Abel Trujillo he fell ill or was injured every other time
Alexander Cooper
oh wait, he deleted it because of is autism.
imagine being this doomedi as a nation
Parker Hall
>Nate can get Conor down He couldn't. He failed 7 times and then surprised him in the last 10 seconds when McGregor was just waiting for the clock to run out.
Zachary Peterson
He is a meme fighter with a padded record waiting to be found out.
Cameron Sanchez
So getting someone down doesn't count as getting them down? How did I not see this before
Xavier Rodriguez
I love Khabib but he lost that Tibau fight
Carter Baker
>So getting someone down doesn't count as getting them down?
Context matters, so get ready for Khabib to be stuffed over and over again.
Parker Turner
>30-27 >"yeah bro he totes lost that fight"
Cooper Turner
You're completely ignoring the fact that Chad Mendes got Conor down and was beating him up pretty badly, Conor looked hurt.
Now, think of what Khabib would do.
Gavin Jenkins
>conor has no answer whatsoever for his ground game said the anti-conor homo for the 900th time over the past 3 years
Caleb Green
it was a fucking robbery
Samuel Thompson
>You're completely ignoring the fact that Chad Mendes got Conor down and was beating him up pretty badly, Conor looked hurt.
McGregor butchered Chad from the bottom.
Camden Murphy
I'm not sure what fight you were watching, but Conor looked worried. Regardless, that's not the point here. The point is Khabib would EASILY get Conor down. If Chad can do it, Khabib can too.
Jeremiah Garcia
McGregor fought at ufc 189 on one knee. Khabib won't get him down, and will be put out in the first round.
Gavin Torres
>unironically saving a picture of Anzu stop being sixteen there are much better attention whores out there
my dad has been watching mma sporadically since the gracie days but he still knows as much about mma as any other casual fan it's not about how long you've been watching, it's about how autistically you follow it when you do start to watch it
it was very close, but he edged out every round with activity and control a lot of the fight played out as khabib holding tibau against the cage and beating him up not to mention the massive weight advantage Tibau had on Khabib, he was known for his ridiculous weight cuts
khabib and chad mendes are two completely different people chad mendes was much smaller than mcgregor and a good wrestler khabib is the same size as conor and a world champion sambo practitioner, judo black belt, and NAGA champion
Adam Allen
> khabib is the same size as conor
> same size > can't even make LW
He's way bigger actually, but he's still getting his jaw shattered.
Asher Carter
Nate got him down at 202. Khabib would easily get him down. How can you have so much confidence in Conor's takedown defence against arguably one of the greatest wrestlers in MMA?
Are you retarded?
Eli Sanchez
>Nate got him down at 202.
McGregor wasn't defending. Just waiting for the clock to wind down.
If there are only seconds remaining in the fight and McGregor has won the fight on points, he might relax enough for Khabib to get him down.
Josiah Nelson
Ifs and buts. Fact is, Khabib WOULD get him down. No doubt about it. You have way too much faith in Conor's takedown defence. Despite what the media and the UFC wants you to believe, Conor is not the perfect fighter. He has holes in his game and the ground is one of them, along with his wrestling.
Landon Hughes
he's made lightweight 7 times in the UFC alone, m8 you must be the aussie who was constantly riding Ronda's clit before she got heemed in less than a minute at UFC 207
Elijah Thomas
jesus would you fuck off
Sebastian Jenkins
>stop talking about mma in the mma general
no
Jacob Rodriguez
/r/ing Schaub webm of getting heem'd
Jacob Harris
He's missed weight twice. He struggles.
> you must be the aussie who was constantly riding Ronda's clit before she got heemed in less than a minute at UFC 207 Why must I be this person?
Jason James
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Michael Gutierrez
>Joe Rogan: And Brendan is fighting with the invisible man there kek
Jonathan Rogers
he's missed weight once, silly he weighed in at 158.5 when he fought Trujillo, and he fell ill before the weigh ins at UFC 209 and couldn't make it to the scale you can't miss weight if you're never weighed
Robert Wood
210Picks.jpg
Jeremiah Sanders
...
Noah Turner
Unironically used some of the Rogan imagine your life was a movie quote on someone today Thanks /heem/
Logan Jones
should i do some cheeky picks for Rizin? I dont know or care about any of the fighters but this Alpha Female fight should be interesting. I think its early on the card tho
Colton Johnson
>AND BRENDAN TIES UP WITH A GHOST THAT HAS BEEN HAUNTING THE OCTAGON, JOE!
Sebastian Cruz
I know this feelio
>be 189er >since I started watching I went back and watched UFC1 - 188, all pride events, 25 seasons of TUF >Never miss a fight, not even a prelim >Traned since sept 15
I don't think any of my friends have even seen the entire spicy banger list.
Jayden Howard
I think the early weigh-ins fucked him up, same with DC who probably got away with one. The number of fighters coming in over has gone up since the weigh-ins got moved back and replaced with the ceremonial flex & pose photo-op.
The real shame of it all is that now we'll never see the two of them fight, we're going to be stuck arguing about it on an anonymous Cambodian manatee obedience training imageboard forever
Julian Jenkins
>Buttasspoop >Every time he posts "buttasspoop" he gets guaranteed replies exactly like this, "omg how old r u"
Gee, why do you think he does it?
William Sanders
Somebody post the pasta of Joe criticizing Brendan as a fighter
Jason Ortiz
/heem/, post your favourite fighter and your favourite win of theirs.
Jones for me, with his standing guillotine that made Lyoto flop to the floor unconscious being my favourite.
Mason Phillips
woodley, 201
Camden Brooks
Remember when Rory completely outclassed Woodley? I do
Juan Rivera
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Dominic Turner
He could've been the GOAT if not for his nose/Lawler's fists.
Elijah Parker
where is rory now ha? based usada btfo him to lellator
Isaiah Baker
lawler, macdonald, with brown a close 2nd
Xavier Bell
He does it because he's an immature dork that thinks he's funny.
Ryder Price
>Being this much of a casual It's well known Rory never used steroids and very few supplements, you mong. He was all natural.
Brody Lee
biggest whore in the ufc?
Carson Ward
That was a great moment in mma history
Jose Cox
I'm gonna go with yes
Anthony Sanchez
bj penn btfo him and his acne having ass
what a feminine pose by felice, classy
Isaiah Anderson
>beat BJ penn 30-26 >somehow BTFO u wot
Logan Reyes
She's even got Carla acting like it. Bit more cringe with Carla though because she's an ugly bastard
Oliver Cox
I know that dumdum
Isaiah Bailey
god damn she's the kind of slutgodess that gets 18 year old college girls who signed up to her spin class drunk so she can tongue fuck their hymens out and steal their virginity but then turns around and gets plowed by trains of 6 or more steroid apes because she needs a 2hr long plow train to even feel like something has been up there sexually anymore
urgh i wish that was me
Asher Baker
straya contain your tism
Gavin Hill
>ywn lick the sweat from her crack
Hudson Collins
purest qt in the ufc?
anyone got any cute kooker webms
Blake Watson
...
David Collins
muh heart
Elijah Sanders
>f-floyd is gonna kill him!
Benjamin Wilson
We all just ignoring that sperg op and picksbro returned at the exact same time?
David Hernandez
we're not the same person. im just bored and picks are something to do tp fill time. i dont care about OP. i'd prefer /mma/
