All right Sup Forums how do you masturbate, also general dick rate thread

All right Sup Forums how do you masturbate, also general dick rate thread.

way too much hair, you probably smell like shit

I mean I am Indian, but I do like to think that I don't smell that bad.

dear god man, please shave or at the very least trim

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Oh man.. Do you wipe your butt with paper or hand after you dropped one on the designated street?

Depends if its soft or hard

Haha youre shitting me.
Please explain brother

maybe im drunk and sleep deprived but i got the best chuckle out of this in a long time

Well I rarely drink water or milk or anything, so when I take a dump its often really dry and almost crumbles and doesn't even leave a mark on the toilet paper. That behind said I do sometimes have more softer wetter ones which require toilet paper. But that happens pretty rarely so I rarely even buy toilet paper and if I do its mostly for blowing my nose.

Interesting.
Do you brind the paper when youre out walking in case you need to make a turn into a shitting street?

Quaaaaaads

No I just take dumps in my house or known local places that are acceptable to be dumped in

>Indians
>Fucking degenerates

What local places? Like public bathrooms?

with a knife and fork.

>known public dumping places
Holy literal shit, what's wrong with you guys. You're like a slightly more advance Africa.

Head honcho. Way better than fleshlilght.

Stick it between two pillows and fuck it like a woman.

i think that might be the first dick i ever see that i think looks nice

>All right Sup Forums how do you masturbate, also general dick rate thread.

It's another Jew faggot thread. So many faggot threads on Sup Forums. I guess it's not a random board but more like a faggot porn spam board.

The mods are dead asleep. No one cares. Sup Forums falls to shit, overrun by Jew faggot threads.

Well they're sort of like just holes that are dug up by others, since where I'm from we don't have a good water system and were far from a lake, we just do it this way. They're usually on darker cornea or places where its harder to see you but not hard enough to find them

> Claim jews care about Sup Forums
> OPs dick uncut
Youre a fucking idiot.

Just my hand.

Rates pls

Just cause he got a bigger dick than yours doesn't mean you have to get all anal about it.

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Nice hoodie, rally makes me wanna bend you over and slam you gently

Outdoors??? In a city?? Amongst people??
Fuck the people in Africa, the world should start organisations to fund your infrastructure.

Looks pretty nice and stiff, can't say I wouldnt want to try it

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They should fund us at least somehow but I'm not from Africa. Also we do it in places where its not that easy to see us its kind of like those movable toilets that you guys have at parties and concerts

Thats a fucking dick on steroids. How often do you even jerk it for it to have veins popping out.

Why cant these countries just take care of their own economy and make sure to have a general quality of life? Everyone else is doing it...
Also those toilets are a confined space with walls and a lockable door, your alternative doesnt even compare!

Shit op. Do you by any chance use enlargers or is this the package it came with. My boyfriend was using one and he had a similar dick like yours.

The dubs have spoken the truth

I don't actually :) plus I probably couldn't even afford one

What do we call dubs that respond to dubs? Double D's, dub dubs I've got to know

Remind me of this

Cant figure out how to take a pic without it looking small

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Wow, thats a pretty sharp end you've got there could literally stab someone with that.

I see that your using a dick ring so i have a question do these dick rings really work and does it hurt to use them

This is mine. I jerk off once a day mostly.

Best dick so far.

I have a doc johnson faye regan pocket puss and i have a large foam pillow with a hole in and i put it inside there after i warm it then get into bed with it under the covers and lube it up and fuck it as it rests on top of me while watching porn on my ps4 on a 65inch 4k tv wjith headphones on

amazing orgasms

just normally fall asleep after nutting inside it

You know I've always heard people saying that masturbatong doesn't affect the size of a mans dick, but when I sometimes browse this site it really makes me think that maybe the testosterone released from masturbating does increase ones dick size. Also that a pretty rock hard one youre sporting there.

Doesnt it get all crusty inside?

Thanks. I’ve never read a correlation between masturbating and dick size, although it sounds logical I think dick size is pure genetics. Foreskin also lets your dick grow fully and as nature intended it to be in size.

I always wash it with warm water and use the refresh powder after

clean cawk with cleansing face wipes

good as new

if you dont own one i highly suggest getting one because they feel amazing

fucking cum buzzed for an hour after using it

Generally once a day with nothing more than my hand and some good hardcore porn

You chaps are missing out

Get pussy regularly so really don't care to use an aid have in the past and just not worth the effort in my opinion

I use my hand.

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Ahh i see

30 year old virgin here

I can tell you they do. I had my prostate removed and had erection problems. I started using a cock ring (leather snap kind) and it helped me stay hard. I never was able to stay hard after I blew my load but with the cock ring I can cum and stay hard enough to keep fucking.

The one I have as a drawback. It's a wide leather ring so it pushes my balls forward so my 5.5" cock ends up more like 4 3/4". I'm going to buy a thinner stretch one to see how that works.

Yeah, stretch rings are better imo

>All right Sup Forums how do you masturbate
I pretty much don't. My wife does not allow me to masturbate, except with her permission and in her presence, which is hardly ever.

Give me a rate on this day of thanks please

Shower?

How often do you fuck the bitch?

Cute dick. A little bit too much hair, though.

/thread

Try using alcohol gel hand sanitizer as lube to fap with its warming and feels nice as fuck

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Uncut, hairy and musky are the exact words I'd use to describe a perfect cock.

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Mine is just that! Love the scent of uncut cock and balls up my nose!! :3

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