Gf showed me this picture and forced me to measure my penis

Gf showed me this picture and forced me to measure my penis.
8 inches :/
She said I'm really lucky that she didn't leave me.

An adult penis is considered abnormally small only if it measures less than three inches (about eight centimeters) when erect. Literally just google "micropenis" to see how inaccurate this is.

>7.5 Inches
>Barely Okay.

...

You have no gf. You don't have an 8 inch dick. My god stop lying on this bullshit site and grow up.

/thread

>5 inches here
Literally all the women that have seen it say its small. :(

kek. your gf must be either a fucking whale or a used up whore.

I'd like you to know that you're hurting others. You're taking the self esteem of the masses and damaging it. You post threads like these, warping our minds, making us think that our dicks are tiny, that we'll be alone forever, and its JUST NOT TRUE.

You're a cruel, cruel person, and I want everyone to know that this image is incredibly wrong. You can't just go around making people feel bad like that, user, its terrible. It's horrendous. It's going to make people hurt themselves.

We already feel bad enough as it is, stop making us think that porn dick size is real dick size. Most of those "actors" have fake dicks anyway.

I think we should start a movement for dick acceptance. Small dicks need loving too, and its wrong for women to reject me just because of my penis size. Size acceptance is an important cause, because we can't control how big our dicks are and even if we're small we still deserve to be loved and fucked.

You user, are part of the problem, and you should be ashamed.

Talking to a friend the other day

2 inches ftw

Femanon here, this is so inaccurate it makes me want to blow my brains out

Yeah this is obvious bait, I'm sorry you got hooked. But while you're here... what's accurate to you?

Also, I'm Brian, and don't worry, if anything else, I'll be the one in the kitchen :)

> fantasizes about big dicks
> thinks everyone else is too
> makes a threat about it
> ????
> feels confirmation that its not gay to be obsesed about big dicks (but it is)

>mfw my girl only cum on big cocks
See

wait
>"i want to get stretched out"
wh-why?

Maybe my dick size doesn't matter because it's about me and not her. Just stfu and pleasure me woman.

>Also, I'm Brian, and don't worry, if anything else, I'll be the one in the kitchen :)

underappreciated post

you still seem to think a lot about other dicks though. which is ok, but its still a little gay anyways.
nothing wrong with liking big dicks, but just admit that youre gay.

In highschool I've been with women who've been with multiple men and they never said anything about my dick. Nor did I ever hear rumours about me having a small dick. I was barely 5 inches at the time. Just don't be around hoes user

rate my dong plz
is it small?

>Tfw grower
>Pull down my pants and show a girl my 1 inch cock and hey laugh
>Whatch their faces change to shock when it swells up to 7 1/2 and thick

>9 inches is actually 7 inches

Do you even measurement

nigger bait is nigger
>also for future reference show one of her tits the slag

in ur dreams fagg

Sits on a thread about big dicks and calls other people gay.

user do I got news for you

huehuehue

I mean in my dreams I'm a shower not a grower but we can't always get what we want

Femanon here.
Small dicked guys should kill themselves.
If your dick is below 8 inches, you'll never satisfy a woman.

If you give any fucks about that size chart you are a grade A beta cuck. Bring what you got to the game and throw it down like a boss.... !

what about mine?

boi
the average depth of a vagina is like 6 inches I'm pretty sure it'll be fine

I hope you don't really believe the bullshit you just said.
I feel sorry for your gf. I hope she'll leave you and find a real man.

That's basically a micropenis.

what about this one?

TRUE 8" IS VERY RARE IN LIFE MY COCK SUCKING FRIEND.

IN SELF REPORTED STUDIES AVERAGE SIZE IS ALWAYS 1.5"-2" MORE THAN UROLOGIST MEASURED ERECT SIZES. DO TE MATH FUCK FACE.

99% OF HUMAN MALES FALL INTO THE 5"-6.5" RANGE.

You don't measure from balls you dicklet!

ok. please do. just stream it for the rest of us to laugh at

WHY? EVERY OTHER MALE DOES. TAHT'S WHY WE HAVE SO MANY "8 INCH" DICKS.

pls no

Why don't you start another trap thread

LOL AND CONSIDERING HOW GOOD WOMEN ARE AT MEASURING SHIT I AM SURE YOUR DAD HAS "8 INCHES" HUH?

taken from r slash bigcockjoy

GO BACK TO SHEDDIT YA DUN GOOFED KID

I'm 29 years old, 5" too. I've been with a ton of girls, some just fuck buddies too, and all but a few always came back for more. Learn to flirt, stay in shape, and be confident. I'm married to a hot big titted nurse now though, so she's the only one getting it, but she knew how small it was when we first started dating.

Well sucks to be a women in that case since usa average penis lenght is between 6 - 7 inches.

I don't know about that, all wamen are whore, they are just made like that, I may be wrong, I'm autistic as fuck, and i see things diffrent, crae to explain what happening?

>stay in shape


YOU MIGHT AS WELL TELL THESE FAT FUCKS TO CUT OFF THEIR GAMING HAND. NO HERE IS "IN SHAPE" OR "STAYING IN SHAPE"...UNLESS IT'S BLOB SHAPE.

Calm down there.

400 POUNDS?

500 pounds.

dumb assumption.
this is Sup Forums, not Sup Forums.
lots of /fit/bros troll here.

LOL.

"/FIT" FOR YOU GUYS IS NOT IN A WHEEL CHAIR.

FUCK OFF YOU FAT LONELY FUCK.

IF YOU HAD ANY SEMBLANCE OF A LIFE, YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE FATSO.

its funny that whoever altered that image didnt even adjust the color scale on the bottom.

Itt: virgins believe retarded memes and argue over dick sizes because they're actually gay and just want to talk about dick.

>wait
>>"i want to get stretched out"
>wh-why?

Because it feels good? You do know that vaginas don't just stay lose right?

Sounds about right daddy.

AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOUR MOM LETS YOU EXPERIMENT ON HER?

Except the color scale at the bottom is about girth, not length, hence why it's different.

Fucking moron.

Female here.
There was a guy who was really cute and sweet.
He knew how to talk to girls.
Once we were about to fuck, I saw his small wiener. It was around 6.5 inches.
Never wanted to meet him again.

>Once we were about to fuck, I saw his small wiener. It was around 6.5 inches.


LOL. LONILESSNESS IS A DISEASE. SPREAD THE WORD.

You need to be rescued
Only losing your life will save you from greed
Until you find peace

Liars know nothing of peace
Only the sacred few will appreciate
Sacrificing everything in the name of religion
The only reeldeemer

These are the chosen few
Heaven smiles on them
Eternally lighting their path

Gods only choice in this world
All the fated people know
Men only walk in this life
Even then they don't see the truth

>tfw gay
>hook up with a guy
>he's so hot seen a picture of his dick its a huge 9 incher
>excited to compare it with mine 6.5 inches
>he laughs
>says hes sorry tries groping me, doesn't work instant boner kill
>says something about my dick having the strength of an old man
>tells me to just let him fuck me so we won't have to worry
>get up and walk out
>sends me dozens of messages telling me what a limp dick loser I am

It's not just women anons, faggots are size queens too.

Pindick detected. The compassionate response to penile inferiority is reorientation. The penistically insufficient should be reoriented as bottoms, traps, and any other improvement which will make best use of their human assets.

Gender is a social construct and as we are superior, men make the best women. Penile inferiority may be an advantage in this new world of mass cuckery. You don't have to be an Alpha Chad to fluff a Chad, perform oral cleanup on Mistress or otherwise be of important (but of course not vital, never forget you are dispensible) sexual service.

Not everyone can be the bull, but anyone can prep the bull. This advanced view of sexuality permits anyone to participate at the level nature and nurture allow. Just because the CISwoman you adore will never, ever want your inferior organ doesn't mean you cannot have pleasure.

Seek other races. Besides opening your mind to more of humanity, racial superiority of African and Latino men offers you more opportunities to serve. The cock slapping your prostate or the balls on your chin need not be white. Abandon your pathetic racism. You are superior to no man except those whose manhood you surpass.

Dick acceptance exists. Tops accept your inferiority and generously permit you to "steer into the skid". Tops need and want you. Stop trying to be them and start serving them.

Assuming this is true. Youre kinda big and your GF is a slut

>im autistic as fuck
That will be why

Yeah, you're a moron. Just stfu and believe me, what I said is based on my life, I know what I'm talking about. Just get some balls and talk to women, make them laugh, make them feel good about themselves. Act confident until you become confident. You will eventually take on that fake persona.

That's true, but I'm just trying to help people not be so insecure. I've been there before, I was so worried about my penis size I didn't lose my virginity until I was 17. After that, I got over it and just started having fun.

SO YOU ARE 280 POUNDS INSTEAD OF 400 LIKE MOST HERE?

You're all going to be dead and forgotten in 60 years and this is your hangup?