ITT: Modern masterpieces

ITT: Modern masterpieces

The production is so shit on this. What is the deal?

it's sad and his persona is mysterious and cool and yeah

The hype preceding its release did not help Blonde (2016), overcome the fundamental mediocrity of the lo-fi songs, as if they were merely reworked leftovers. The album can matter only to those who care about his autobiographical lyrics. All in all, the 45-minute video, Endless, that preceded it might be more interesting.
5/10.

So the only people who like this are teens? Makes sense

Scaruffi says channel orange is better ;3;3;3;3

True.
His grand songwriting ambitions permeated Channel Orange (Def Jam, 2012), notably the ten-minute Pyramids. It was the most hyped album of the year, but ultimately Ocean was only capable of pop-soul ballads in a traditional format (barely adjusted to hip-hop productions and attitudes) and their lyrical acumen was mainly in the minds of the critics who liked to hear religious overtones in stories set in the decadent milieu of misfits, losers, nihilists and existential zombies of the heartless Californian metropolis. That said, the songs are clockworks of arrangements, textures, nuances and vocal styles, and represent the state of the art in the soul genre the way that, say, Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon represented the state of the art of rock music (its not-so-great artistic value aside). It is difficult to be moved by trite coldly calculated fare like the falsetto agony of Thinkin Bout You or the chamber lied Bad Religion, but one can nonetheless admire how the technicians assembled the products without sounding too nostalgic when they steal from Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye and Prince.
7/10

Lot of hate for a 10/10 album. What's wrong Sup Forums?

its not a 10/10 unless you're under 18 and only been in 2 relationships max.

You start, OP.

So being 27 with zero relationships and citating Money Store as a 10/10 is the way to go?

>going for the extreme option
come back when you turn 18 okay!

of course the underage kid can't come up with his own rules!

>you
cmon kid. finish middle school first.

Calm down, deleted the previous post because of the typos. It seems like listening Frank Ocean could help you to calm your nerves.

Scaruffi's an old manlet hack, I can't wait till he dies. Hopefully then you faggots will forget about him and his shit opinions

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leave frank out of this. not his fault he has dumbass underage fans like yourself

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This an unironic 10/10

Only correct post ITT.

Imagine actually thinking this.

tru

g2b scaruffi

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how would permavirgin Scaruffi understand Blond though?

Dean Blunt- Black Metal

This is one, whether you like it or not.

ya

nah

this is the kind of review one gives when one does not listen to an album more than once. Why people take his opinion seriously, I will never understand.