ITT: Sup Forums has a thanksgiving dinner

ITT: Sup Forums has a thanksgiving dinner.

Can user please pass me the Rolls?

here..can i get some mashed taters please?

*flips table* this turkey is fucking drier than a nuns cunt

here u go mate, can i get some veggies

here ya go user, can I get the gravy for ma taters?

Idk why that filename made me giggle.

Who let the god Damn cat in here?

Because you're high and touch yourself at night

>Rolls
Check em, they're in the oven.

why? What's so funny about it?

Tell you what I think its going to be a tough winter. Can't believe how cold it is already. They say there's going to be snow next week.

I dont know man, it was so simplistic. Im easy to please I guess

Whats Sup Forums thankful for?

I hear ya. The man on the tele said we were going to have double the amount of last years snowfall.

My 6 inch blade, and my 9 inch cock.

Pictures of cats with really upset faces.

That the overdose didnt work

Yeah I heard that too. Reckon that global warming thing is just bullshit

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So everytime calls something by its name, you start laughing? So calling a house "house" is funny to you?

You're so cute omg

SAUCE?

I'm happy you will live to see the new year, user. I hope things get easier

user. Please don't cuss at the dinner table.

> upset cats

About Damn time woman!
Now go get me a beer.

niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.

U gay?

just a scam from China, they're plottin something I bet ya

Traps aren't gay.

fucking nothing

For her.

Come on user, dont be like that. We're a family.

Here's some turkey gravy if you'd prefer that over chicken gravy sweetpea!~ Does anyone need salt or pepper?

I'm in the top 1% most privileged people on earth. I have a good family. I can withstand most emotional pressure. I am not handicapped. I have many friends. I am not Beta. But I don't have a big tiddy goth gf so what really matters?

having lasagna but I need garlic "bread"

I brought some cake guys

Natives can join in too.

I dont know, most filenames are either "Capture" "download" or a meme name. It was just "roll" im still giggling about it

Shut your whore mouth!

False

Not femanon. but thanks ig

wtf is wrong with you?

the ongoing controlled demolition of the united states

How about those political issues you guys dislike that I approve of?

Look, Sarah ate too much turkey.

True redskin can join if they like

Just kiss already

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Hey guys, I brought the cheese pizza

Thanks uncle randy. You know its thanksgiving though, right?

What? Where?

Fuck, now the FBI's gonna come

Everyone out on their cool face

Stop Uncle user, youre scaring the children.

These potatoes are amazing. Its coz you use butter isnt it?

And no One invited me.

And a bit of garlic, it really brings out the flavor.

I'm thankful for all my Sup Forumsros. You make life worth living.

EVERYONE OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP

Don't take another step or the dog dies.

user NO, NOT FIDO

Get in the partyvan

Put the knife down or we'll call special forces

Yes please

trust no one not even your cat

*pulls gun*
ALRIGHT OFFICERS, BACK THE FUCK UP, OR THIS GUY GETS IT

Who is this "randy"? I only know user, or did you mean user. Idrk, maybe user? I forget.
Look, i showed my singles, can i leave officer?

Not much of a threat tho

autism

AND THIS "user" GUY

DUBS! A clear sign of a criminal. Hands behind your back

nothing but singles here!

fuck it, *shoots non invited fag, and user*
Happy thanksgiving

TRIPS!! A whole family of sick fucks. Alright. We're willing to met your demands.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S YOU WHO'S GUILTY TRIPS MAN

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Damn, if only I noticed that before I fucking shot myself

Im calling the swat!

hahahaha
they had it coming

Alcohol

Too fucking late, im bringing you all in

Wait...thats no police van!

Wtf. If you guys are officers, how come you got dubs.

Thats classified information

Exactly, imposter pedophiles. You guys make me sick. If only uncle user had shot you first.

Please don't discuss politics at the table.
>I'm ready for more dessert.

You have the right to pic related

Wtf mom the fbi is here

You have the right to suck my dick, commie pedophiles!

kek

You coming in too

Here you are dear, would you like some whipped cream on your pumpkin pie?

Ive been waiting too long for this.

For Allah.

M'am, are you deaf and blind?

I'd rather have daddy's cummies

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FUCK

Dont do it you have a family!

It was sis all along.

What was that dear? I can't hear you, I think the game's quite loud. Did you say yes or no to whipped cream?