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user,
what is your proudest accomplishment ?

Shot my first load onto a girl point blank into her left eye, it became irritated for a good week and everyone thought I abused her.

>shitwascash

CHECK'EM quads

having sex

really only thing i ever did that i was proud of, more so because the girl i lost my virgintiy to was hxc Christian and she cried for days afterwards for her sins, threw up after i jizzed in her mouth, etc.

she later became a total whore and cheated on me but im proud to think i broke her

no, just no

noice trips mane!

I really really REALLY like this gif. Wonderin' if I share it, would you mind?

Sniped my now ex about a month ago, it was glorious. was a solid 5 feet, no hands. went all over inside her right eye. We laughed it off like it was a mistake but secretly fuck that, was no mistake.

Getting sober

I love randomly finding my videos on pornhub and other sites ;)

Coming on two American girls faces at Tomorrowland. God bless you mdma

Waking up it turns out.

by all means gent!

getting through clinical depression
studying good stuff at good uni
not being addicted to anything and not being a total failure

meds? therapy?

story?

sweet.

>Fucking around 100 women in my life so far.
I've not done an awful lot to be proud of to be fair.
I was always the best at athletics when I was a lot younger, and always won races and broke local records for triple jump and shit like that...

got two beautiful drunk girls in my bed. Fell asleep just after we started getting frisky...
so I did not get to fuck them, yes.

got cucked in highschool
>dude was her childhood bestfriend so they had history i couldnt compete
Then a year after I cucked him back and she complained about how clingy and beta he was while we fucked.
>also took her anal virginity
>went out for 9 months until she got a scholarship for an overseas school
>still talk to her on facebook and cringe at the cucks desperate attempts to get back with her

jelly

only been to one fest in europe and i made the mistake of going with this cunt girl who turned out to be a massive buzzkill. couldnt fuck anyone else, missed like 20 bands i really wanted to see, and her nagging at me 24/7

hope to go to some more next summer by my self. on the one night i snuck out of the tent alone i met tons of cool people and beautiful wominz

I did about 30 over the last 15 months. It's actually terrifying. Getting ready for a letter from the gov't demanding child support any day.

why you always go for the sloots

chances of it being your baby are pretty slim

sick but love it.
used my lil niece i was turned on by, and got away with it

becoming a political commentator on television

Graduated in engineer in best college in country. Third world shit hole.

was the interim manager of a development departement of a big company and turned that shithole of a workplace into something that was later described as a perfect workplace.

what country m8, my company has some international slots open,

Brazil.

managed to talk my way into fucking 2 girls that friendzoned me. one I even got to bring her friend in for a 3-way

my art :/

hahaha fuck yeah dude

Marrying a virgin, then training her to be a fucktoy when in the bedroom. Bought her her first properly slutty dress for her bday, along with other platonic stuff of course.

God, I love this girl.

I'll take shit that never happened for 500 Alex

this. snap is Driaabaaby

only dates niggas so it was easy work. her current guy is also one hahaha. his sc Sosa_jr

xavier says what's up bitch

not even the guy that posted but hows that hard to believe? Girls love to fuck too you know

>Girls love to fuck too you know
married a virgin that's what i don't believe

Could very well not be from the west. If his wife is, it's probably an early relationship lie that spiralled out of control

Are you trying to justify your hypocrisy ?
Because if you are...

Fucking my disabled bosses 16yo niece in the ass on Christmas while he slept in the other room.

Also got her to suck me off when he was in his wheelchair at the computer with his back turned to us. He couldn't turn around because his hand was off the controller.

Masters thesis hammered out in six weeks. Got a B.

Uh? Not really sure what you're getting at

I was amazingly infatuated with a certain girl in high school through college. We both married someone else, etc. Two divorces later, we've been together for 3 years now, sex is amazing, she's in love with me and I we just went to our 35th HS reunion as a couple. Dreams come true!

7500 hours in csgo

Nigga You old as fuck. Y u here

I once killed the cuckold who made this thread.

Why not? Yep, 54. Daughter told me about it during the Jessie Slaughter bit. And, you're here forever.

There was this feminist who was sexually abused by her dad when she was young so hated men. Got her to send bob pics and like my taint!

pic related

42 years without ever working.

Post pics of your daughters asshole.
Have you ever raped her?
Ever "accidentally" expose your cock to her?

32. Confirmed. Will be here till dead.

>what is your proudest accomplishment ?
I can't tell you as it'd instantly doxx me.

It's to do with a high-profile project I managed, indirectly for a well-known VIP

Lying faggot stfu

getting these

Cheated all the way through college for a CS degree from a top-10, and even then it was total half ass. Graduated with a shit GPA and now earn bank. I fix like 1 bug in the code a week and spend the rest eating BBQ ribs at my desk and watching YouTube.

Hi user. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.

Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.

You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.

The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.

61 here. I also found this shithole from the Slaughter and ensuing Great Mod Clean-up for Good Morning America (the day that Sup Forums went blue on Yotsuba)

Is that hot dad in the wild?

Greentext?

>Lying faggot stfu
Whatever. If you think that will socially engineer me to tell you more to validate my last post then you're out of your fucking league

what college?

Real life parenting is not like that. Glad I found Sup Forums after my formative years. Can't imagine trying to balance this places world-view with reality while young.

Genuine question, how many of us actually do enough work?

I've 'met' several anons in our age range due to that single incident. Pretty funny.

Lick the black man's cum off the lips of your raped children.

Story?

Inseminating your mom

Yep. Out of your league if you think that will rustle my nightwear

Currently 22, was on here between the ages of 14-16 and man it fucked with me. Became racist and right wing, went through a short phase of taking creepshots, stealing underwear. Maybe I can't blame it all on Sup Forums but it's definitely a dangerous place for teenagers

Structured the electrical distribution for the VP debate back in 2000.

Worked so well, that my boss and his boss got nice promotions. I got nothing.

It's just an instruction

It was never good, but has definitely gotten worse

It still is and always will be tricking Rebekah into sending me full nudes. I've dumped many many loads since!

>It's just an instruction
Which is why you're out of your league on so many discrete levels.

You can run along now - I'm done with you

Sorry, guytwho married a virgin here. Had to go do some work...

Yes the other poater ia correct, my wife and I are Indian and we had an arranged marriage. I was a virgin too, though I grew up in the West. All my friends are damaged in some way secondary to the way thibfs work here so I decided to eschew the Western way of doing things.

That said, I am for woman empowerment. She is getting her second postgraduate degree under my tutelage now.

Marrying a virgin, and being virgin, is the best. No basis for comparison, never been hurt before.

Jesus LA CRANGE

I don't have one. I have no pride in anything I've done only disappointment

Wait wait wait, this girl REALLY looks like a girl I know, and she only dates nigs too, you know anything more about this girl?

Fag

Finding out my wife was cheating on me, and that my daughter was not mine, then managed to fuck her many times.

How old?

Now this doesn't make any sense, you're playing s con game like a nigger. Keep lifking cum off your children's lips

12-17 She got a bf and we both agreed to stop

win

I don't get the Trap and feet thing. But if nothing else I've learned everyone's normal is different.

Was she a better fuck than your wife?

i won silver medal in the 4th grade science fair.

Called it! Sounds sweet though, I love sex with new people but I'm almost sad I'll never have the same.

Have you read any Salman Rushdi?

Of course by a long shot. Wife was a whore anyways so her cunt was lose and baggy. Daughter apparentely inherited my wifes whoreness and liked getting fucked

Trips of truth btw

Dubs also

If you're going to reference him at least have the decency to spell his name correctly

I suspect it's the same thing throughout the office.

One of our most senior devs was working on a bug for the past 4 days, really hamming this shit up like it's a major investigative thing and "omg it's deeply complex and the operating system and blahblahblah..." His street cred got this thing bumped to the top of the list.

I check it out and find the cause in 30 minutes, a one-liner, and submitted the fix to Jira for code review. The look on his face when I mentioned that during scrum next morning, lololol...

Sorry, didn't realise that e on the end was so precious. Been a while since I've picked anything of his for a while.

having a mercedes as a first car
fucking a hot 42 year old when i was 20
fucking a hot 27 year old when i was 19
i feel pretty proud of some of the songs i wrote

and most important i'm proud to be white as fuck, traced back 12 generations to the same province

>fucking a 12 year old
>fucking a girl you raised as your daughter

Wtf?

Not precious, just respect. If you're not sure, just Google before you post, otherwise you end up looking like a fucking ignorant name-dropping moron

The fuck u did?

You're trading in the wrong social capital. That poster is not even in the same culture as you, and you cannot even define what he uses as social capital. That's how fucking ignorant you are, you're just a mockingbird without any agency.