Hey /b. First Thanksgiving break at college and there's nobody here. What should I do this weekend?

Hey /b. First Thanksgiving break at college and there's nobody here. What should I do this weekend?

Eat ur poo

Do you have a pink Sharpie by any chance ?

Got a pussy?

Tits?

No, but I can always stick an assault rifle up my ass. I always keep one handy ;)

i like the way you think user

Take time to pack so you can drop out and join the workforce first thing Monday morning.

pots teets

download a family

bobs and vagene

Should have left, being on campus during breaks sucks. Get drunk alone and post nudes, requesting bottle of liquor in the pussy.

Nah I have work-study.

This.

genius

Hey you're back.
Cool.
You are still cute.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Do all your homework, email your teachers asking what you can do to be ahead for this semester, pre register for courses next semester. What is your major?

This

why the fuck do you have so many febreeze cans?? your pussy must stink of mayonnaise and shame

I've been playing some crusader kings lately, does that count?

Back from which thread? I haven't been on in ages

Take time this weekend to realize that “higher edeucation” is nothing more than a Ponzi scheme. Do yourself (and your parents because I assume they’re paying for your edeucation) a favor and drop the fuck out. A degree is a piece of paper and nothing more. Plus you’re not going to be a doctor, you’re on /b.

Also; tits please

I'm gonna go into teacher/administration

its a trap.......thats a dick soldier

post tits

....Are you high?

Sup Forums is a pit. Save yourself you delusional girl, what in your sad life made you think this was the place to go when feeling lonely and bored? ANYTHING else.

Nah I get financial aid, my parents don't spend any money on me except for birthdays and chrismas

talk to me on kik

Trap detected. post dick now

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I do it for the memes. A appreciate your concern, was considering going to the club alone tomorrow night. Any advise on that?

Set into something online and chill

I wish there was thanksgiving in my country lol would eat turkey and watch cowboys getting beaten

> dead eyes
you're a joyless, soulless person i can tell

no just latino lol

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You should go out with me and have dinner.

That’s a man, baby

Wear something nice and be exactly who you are. Be careful of creeps. For the love of God convince yourself memes aren't worth this place.

How long have you wanted to do that?

TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP

ABORT THREAD! ABORT THREAD!

Fucking saved, thank you for that quality shitpost

Ooo even better

Wonderful! Well, as a white male who is already taxed beyond belief, I still recommend that you drop out. Does your institution tell you who pays for that “financial aid” or do they just cash the check?

Sweetheart, You're beautiful. Seriously. Don't listen to any of these asshole on Sup Forums. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sixteen chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.

Where are the nudes?

Show bob plz

are you gonna show yo tits or what lady?

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look at you giving good advice

FEBREEZE......YOU STUIPD CUNT

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d8 me pls

Go to bed, child.

i too would like to see tits

Prove you’re a woman
(Other than by being a stupid annoying cunt which half proves you are a woman)

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Thats lysol. Atleast she had cleaning supplies you probably sleep on a piss and shit stained mattress.

"Sixteen chapel" My sides.

I consider loans an investment, not debt

show feminine penis

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>eating 1 cup for nearly 30 minutes
jesus fucking christ, there's like 13 noodles in there.

This is why tits or gtfo became a thing.

"Rick and Morty"? Only a plebeian worm would engage in viewing broadcasts of such a sad and idiotic show. Unlike you low IQ apes, I please my optical sensors with only the finest of entertainment. I'll bet that you're inquiring as to what source of entertainment I am referring to. Although I don't expect you to comprehend it, the television show in question is "Young Sheldon". You see, the humor is vastly superior to that of "Rick and Morty". First of all "Rick and Morty" relies heavily on improvisional comedy, while the intellectual humor of "Young Sheldon" is scripted and well thought out before being presented to an audience. Second of all "Rick and Morty" is extremely unfaithful to its source material (Back to the Future, for you simpletons) while "Young Sheldon" is just as good if not better than watching "The Big Bang Theory". I could go on and on about how "Rick and Morty" is vastly inferior to "Young Sheldon" but I highly doubt that you have the mental capability to process such logic. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pour a glass of brandy whilst I redigest the latest episode of "Young Sheldon" so I can make an entry about it to the "Young Sheldon" wikia. Hopefully, I can forget about ever having the displeasure of interacting with you. Sigh... How tedious.

LEAVE HER ALONE !!! :@

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can't you see the mental health problems in her eyes?

Wow thank you for the good advice.

Kys

You’re very ugly

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Then you are wrong. Check your credit score...they are most definitely debt.

>girl

I like to pick up one pea or corn at a time with chopsticks. Makes me feel sophisticated and shit. Try it it even tastes better that way. Besides the slower you eat the more it fills you up. Shes college so shell be in debt for a long time.

Actually I haven't been eating it much because I was letting it cool down

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That only applies to girls trying to hijack threads with "hi tee hee im a cute girl" fucking nufag

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Post dick already faggot

gtfo new

what's it like being an evolutionary dead end? to know that your forefathers survived disease, famine, suffering and war, just to have their bloodline end with you, you maladapted, desperate little incel?

>taste better
>sophisticated

But she doesn't want anything?

Someone's 12 lol.

Calling someone a newfag is 9 times out of 10 an indicator that you yourself are a newfag.
Thanks for letting us know, chomsky honk

Pee in it

Can't tell if this is a feminine guy or incredibly average girl

>if guy cut hair hit the gym
>if girl, try harder to look good

Attention is a desire, my friend.

you dont have to be the sixteen chapel to be beautiful. my sides are in orbit

kek

Do you have friends op?

Bang me. That's what you should do. There's no one around.

Thats not a comeback but okay,

>chomsky honk

show feet

I'm not going to humor someone of your disposition.

Sure. Sup Forums doesn't make people happy, it scratches an itch sad people have to feel belonging and comfort.
This is a terrible place for the emotionally sensitive.
Case in point; 'don't be genuine here or get called out.' Who would want a friend like this?

what kind of porn do you like?