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stop making threads early
Threadly reminder that metal peaked with Manowar
T. Trve-male
why are black people so under represented in metal?
we really need more black musicians and less white musicians honestly
>sadistic intent
>tfw only know one of them
Am I a tourist?
did you even have to ask?
They probably sound like shit!
What is Slayer's best album and why is it Show No Mercy?
Proper riffs,vocals & solos, that why
Yup, you're a tourist if you don't exclusively listen to first wave death and black metal
thoughts?
sounds p gud actually
still bootyblasted huh?
Looks like an album cover
Bascovsky is pretty cool
Yeah, I wish I had such superior taste so I can brag about my music taste on an anonymous image board to look cool and not actually listen to music because I enjoy it
Thoughts?
looks like a 3rd world metal album
Also looks like an album cover
how can you tell they're not enjoying it? don't bother replying because I won't reply back xx
Most Essential South American albums/eps? Except the obvious ones (Sepultura, Sextrash, Sarcofago, Mystifier, Holocausto, Mutilator etc)
ever considered the fact that maybe it's just banter?
The Mist - Phantasmagoria
EXISTINGONDAMNATIONSEDGETHEPRIESTSHADNEVERKNOWN
pentagram
sadistic intent
HELLA WEIGHTS
because somebody has to say it:
IBP and NWN are overrated
IF YOU'RE NOT INTO METAL
YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND
SEE YOU IN HELL MY FRIEND
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u gaiz knowz wharz is bestz metulz?
CANADIAN
METAL
:DDDDDD
Slayer
I don't even know of any Canadian metal artists aside from Devin Townsend
Dont you ever wonder what would happen if someone posted a picture of Quorthon being gay?
Being gay is literally the most metal thing a person can do
>Vektor
come on user
If seriously Canadian thrash is the best thrash.
>being this new
breetinbs, nu-brenb
:-DDDDD:
Why are you here?
because being straight makes on fundamentally less anti-Christian than gay people
It's the one that's on SVN-OKKLT isn't it?
cuck metal like Protest the Hero and Cucktor
Being gay is both anti-christian and allows you to insert dominance over your fellow man in the most demeaning way possible
Someone post that USPM chart again, I listened to Riot by Thundersteel and it blew my nuts off
Oh yeah
Because I enjoy metal
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>Blasphemy isn't his favorite band
t. infidel
You're mixing up being gay with having a big dick
Having a big dick doesn't mean you assert dominance by placing it in the assholes of beta males to make sure they know their place
If you don't know the shoe size of every single member in every single band you listen to then you're not a real metal fan
>not knowing each members preferred choice for shampoo and conditioner
EAT THE SPACE CAKE
if you've never shaken hands with every member of your favorite band and ran to the nearest bathroom to jerk off with that hand in a stall, you're not a real fan
>listening to bands that use shampoo and conditioner
t. nu-male
SKVLL-KRVSHING EARTH-SHATTERING DEADLY PULVERIZING GENOCIDAL NVKKLEAR TURBORIFFS
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THIS EXTERMINATES THE TOURIST
That's some pretty impressive list, although I'd replace S.A. Slayer's fullength with their EP from 1983.
shush
calling things tourist repellant just attracts tourists to them
The Chasm is humanity's greatest achievement
yes but eventually if they keep listening to everything you label as touristicide, tourists will end up being too knowledgeable to still be tourists.
what album to get started on them?
being spoonfed don't count
No Savage Grace?
(hidden gem)
they'll be tourists who pass as locals
and that's the worst thing
Really you actually believe this?
Farseeing is their most accessible, and arguably their best
if you want rawer stuff try Deathcult for Eternity, Procession to the Infraworld or The Spell of Retribution
I don't have to believe things that are empirically true.
fucking women is for poofs
Wow, this is much better than Deafheaven! Thanks for the tip, friend! Did you find this on Reddit? That's my favorite website! :)
> this is much better than Deafheaven
Easy there friend! We don't want to say things we can never take back :)
What is your top 5 metal bands?
Mine is:
Converge
Mastodon
Electric Wizard
Deafheaven
Isis
:)
Wow, i really like this.
t. tourist
where can I get manilla road albums? shit's hard to find
what was that power metal band with Arghoslent members?
How is it that the oldest melodic death metal band is also the worst? No discernible talent.
Twisted Tower Dire
>tfw the same band made the best and the worst melodeath album
Protip: it's not Dark Tranquility
Thanks
There is also something amateur yet completely genuine about it. One of my go to albums when I simply do not know what to listen to.
AND ARE YOU SATISFIED IT'S UNTO SHIT THAT YOU RETURN
ARE YOU HAPPY THAT IT IS IN PISS THAT YOU CRAAAWL
Then what band is it
@ the Gates
RealmOfMetal has a lot of discographies
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blastan' Gah Damb Poop Kek
xDDD
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NEEEON
neon suuucker
neon suuucker
neon jaguaaar
neon kingdom
neon chtulhu
neon alien
neon Aznavooooooour
don't h8 on @ the g8s
thanks brother
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i can only hear that know, thanks
Is Shitfucker the most TRVV band?
Thougths on this swedish power trio?
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Same here
you guys use BackPlayer EX for your library, right?
i use the free version because I'm not a gay
did you actually pay for it?
>library
>on a phone
the most TRVV band would be Vacvvm Continvvm
reminder that you're a tourist if you're not listening to borgir in 2017
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DCO was objectively 10/10 release
This isn't Manowar...
you can't afford $3 for better customization features? you actually want your music to be auto-sorted and fucked up by the last.fm database?
I don't feel like giving my money to something that meaningless desu