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Metal general. Sup Forums edition.

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stop making threads early

Threadly reminder that metal peaked with Manowar

T. Trve-male

why are black people so under represented in metal?
we really need more black musicians and less white musicians honestly

>sadistic intent

>tfw only know one of them
Am I a tourist?

did you even have to ask?

They probably sound like shit!

What is Slayer's best album and why is it Show No Mercy?

Proper riffs,vocals & solos, that why

Yup, you're a tourist if you don't exclusively listen to first wave death and black metal

thoughts?

sounds p gud actually
still bootyblasted huh?

Looks like an album cover

Bascovsky is pretty cool

Yeah, I wish I had such superior taste so I can brag about my music taste on an anonymous image board to look cool and not actually listen to music because I enjoy it

Thoughts?

looks like a 3rd world metal album

Also looks like an album cover

how can you tell they're not enjoying it? don't bother replying because I won't reply back xx

Most Essential South American albums/eps? Except the obvious ones (Sepultura, Sextrash, Sarcofago, Mystifier, Holocausto, Mutilator etc)

ever considered the fact that maybe it's just banter?

The Mist - Phantasmagoria

EXISTINGONDAMNATIONSEDGETHEPRIESTSHADNEVERKNOWN

pentagram
sadistic intent

HELLA WEIGHTS

because somebody has to say it:
IBP and NWN are overrated

IF YOU'RE NOT INTO METAL
YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND

SEE YOU IN HELL MY FRIEND
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u gaiz knowz wharz is bestz metulz?
CANADIAN
METAL
:DDDDDD

Slayer

I don't even know of any Canadian metal artists aside from Devin Townsend

Dont you ever wonder what would happen if someone posted a picture of Quorthon being gay?

Being gay is literally the most metal thing a person can do

>Vektor
come on user

If seriously Canadian thrash is the best thrash.

>being this new
breetinbs, nu-brenb
:-DDDDD:

Why are you here?

because being straight makes on fundamentally less anti-Christian than gay people

It's the one that's on SVN-OKKLT isn't it?

cuck metal like Protest the Hero and Cucktor

Being gay is both anti-christian and allows you to insert dominance over your fellow man in the most demeaning way possible

Someone post that USPM chart again, I listened to Riot by Thundersteel and it blew my nuts off

Oh yeah

Because I enjoy metal

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>Blasphemy isn't his favorite band
t. infidel

You're mixing up being gay with having a big dick

Having a big dick doesn't mean you assert dominance by placing it in the assholes of beta males to make sure they know their place

If you don't know the shoe size of every single member in every single band you listen to then you're not a real metal fan

>not knowing each members preferred choice for shampoo and conditioner

EAT THE SPACE CAKE

if you've never shaken hands with every member of your favorite band and ran to the nearest bathroom to jerk off with that hand in a stall, you're not a real fan

>listening to bands that use shampoo and conditioner
t. nu-male

SKVLL-KRVSHING EARTH-SHATTERING DEADLY PULVERIZING GENOCIDAL NVKKLEAR TURBORIFFS


youtube.com/watch?v=eMMoChxOto4

THIS EXTERMINATES THE TOURIST

That's some pretty impressive list, although I'd replace S.A. Slayer's fullength with their EP from 1983.

shush
calling things tourist repellant just attracts tourists to them

The Chasm is humanity's greatest achievement

yes but eventually if they keep listening to everything you label as touristicide, tourists will end up being too knowledgeable to still be tourists.

what album to get started on them?

being spoonfed don't count

No Savage Grace?

(hidden gem)

they'll be tourists who pass as locals
and that's the worst thing

Really you actually believe this?

Farseeing is their most accessible, and arguably their best
if you want rawer stuff try Deathcult for Eternity, Procession to the Infraworld or The Spell of Retribution

I don't have to believe things that are empirically true.

fucking women is for poofs

Wow, this is much better than Deafheaven! Thanks for the tip, friend! Did you find this on Reddit? That's my favorite website! :)

> this is much better than Deafheaven

Easy there friend! We don't want to say things we can never take back :)

What is your top 5 metal bands?

Mine is:
Converge
Mastodon
Electric Wizard
Deafheaven
Isis
:)

Wow, i really like this.

t. tourist

where can I get manilla road albums? shit's hard to find

what was that power metal band with Arghoslent members?

How is it that the oldest melodic death metal band is also the worst? No discernible talent.

Twisted Tower Dire

>tfw the same band made the best and the worst melodeath album
Protip: it's not Dark Tranquility

Thanks

There is also something amateur yet completely genuine about it. One of my go to albums when I simply do not know what to listen to.

AND ARE YOU SATISFIED IT'S UNTO SHIT THAT YOU RETURN
ARE YOU HAPPY THAT IT IS IN PISS THAT YOU CRAAAWL

Then what band is it

@ the Gates

RealmOfMetal has a lot of discographies
ww2.realmofmetal.org/2009/08/manilla-road-discography-1980-2013.html

blastan' Gah Damb Poop Kek
xDDD

youtu.be/k4JBReWqnYs
NEEEON
neon suuucker
neon suuucker
neon jaguaaar
neon kingdom
neon chtulhu
neon alien
neon Aznavooooooour

don't h8 on @ the g8s

thanks brother

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i can only hear that know, thanks

Is Shitfucker the most TRVV band?

Thougths on this swedish power trio?

m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2Qt9TtwtjnwJetRlALF3MIaPxdX6rXHY

Same here

you guys use BackPlayer EX for your library, right?

i use the free version because I'm not a gay
did you actually pay for it?

>library
>on a phone

the most TRVV band would be Vacvvm Continvvm

reminder that you're a tourist if you're not listening to borgir in 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=0pJPJkMDXEw
DCO was objectively 10/10 release

This isn't Manowar...

you can't afford $3 for better customization features? you actually want your music to be auto-sorted and fucked up by the last.fm database?

I don't feel like giving my money to something that meaningless desu