Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host

Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host

Happy thanksgiving I guess well I'm not forcing anything on you I just said it to be nice hehhe ok ill shut up and tell your fortunes now

The rules
>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

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Give me a fortune and a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady

Ok wise cat
>your fortune says tear out the tongues of anyone that says differently and look for the ones that wear your face

I don’t like brussels sprouts, asparagus, and Asians.

Sata andagi

What is my future OP?

Fortune me, please.

I see hmm well continue hating them as long you don't plan anything irrational
>your fortune says an unjustified hatred will lead towards you eventually forgetting the main reason on why you hated them in the first place
Yay dream fortune
>your dream fortune sat a a figure of massive power will come up to you and grant your wishes but he has a monkey paw effect to each one so make them carefully
>your fortune says the tinted mirrors will be a wise choice to avoid being seen
Yes ok
>your fortune says the loss of someone doesn't mean you have to change everything about you instead you should dedicate something to their memory and do what you couldn't have before

Of course you don't like them. You love them!

Hello have I seen you in a jill thread before?

Can I get a fortune small anime girl?

I believe that is the one-hundred-ninth time you have asked me that question.

Allow me to answer your question with a question. Or, um, a directive:

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER.
strawpoll.me/14468617

>fortune Osaka again
Oh hey you, I hope you're having a great one.
Nice to see you again.

Does it help if I give you information about myself or is it fine to just ask for obe right now?

You don't have to ask for Obe. I know him well and can answer for him, he's a good friend of mine.


Boxes contain mysteries. Boxes are mysteries. Until we open them, we can never really be sure what's inside.

fortune prease

Can I have a fortune.

Hitler kun your back from the dead I see hehe why do you desire my fortunes?
>your fortune says the ufos the aliens have left for your army haven't been put to good use they'll want to see some action or else they'll blow your hidden base for knowing and not using advance tech
I choses Ted also are you impersonating Dr.Manhattan or are you a actual reader of fortunes?
>your fortune says the bringer of existential knowledge comes in a purple dress also avoid the thumbtack on the floor near the workshop
Oh hi tomoyo *hugs* how are you today hehe its strange that the last time we met was on a holiday hehe
>your fortune says the star doesn't rise to fame unless his trusty camerawoman is there to help
Yes it does help if you do since I can get hints of what your going through and give more accurate advice
>your fortune says the questioner of truths can be criticised but also supported by people who have the same idea plan with them to gather more evidence to support your cause

>Yes it does help if you do since I can get hints of what your going through and give more accurate advice
Alright, what kind of stuff you need to know?

What is that picture suppose to be anyway?
>your fortune says the flexibility of rubber will strike you in the face as you went cheap instead of buying actual tape
Fuck I like cursing whenever the no cursing sign up its one of my habits
>your fortune says brawn over wisdom is both a pro and con but use what works out best to be the best you can be

Thank you for the fortune.

I don't think "Dr. Manhattan" is an identity anymore. It never was. So, Dr. Manhattan can't be impersonated, because it is not a person. It's...

...more of a concept, really. The idea of an extremely powerful force that can stop the fighting of the leaders. Some way to end all the meaningless fighting. I don't know if that's what I am; I'm not sure if I can save the world through sheer power.

So I'm not sure how I feel about being Dr. Manhattan. I know I'm Jon, though...

...I'm going to give you the choice of five boxes, right? Each one is a metaphor. For past mistakes. For character flaws. For suffering.

Yo...36 m...living in Munising Michigan...did I make the right choice in moving here?

Its from a league of legends commercial and the guy is punching the table

You tell me what you want to get out since I may ask something else you don't need help in but if you want me to ask just say it
Oh ok thanks for that but before I let you question I think he could be interpated anyway the mind desires but I see him as a comic book character
Do you feel happy for now and ah regret isn't a good sign
>your fortune says if you don't have a chance to choose some place else then try to make the most of it and save up so you can so can move else where but if you have big enough space and are safe keep the best you got
Oh its a commercial I don't think ill watch it but thanks for explaining it to me

A comic book? I mean after Doomsday, that's all that mattered.

Box One: Shocking. Padded walls. This prison reminds you of the prison you sent her to.

Box Two: Yellow. Sliding. Pain finding its way through your caverns. What he did to violate your body took your innocence.

Box Three: Stab. Primitive mockery. A simple machine reflecting the simplicity of your simian mind.

Box Four: Incineration. Cannot remember. How bad of a butcher were you?

Box Five: Reflection. Lasers, superficial. Your looks are on the surface, but beneath that you are hollow.

I'm flattered you remember and I'm doing pretty well.
Seeing your thread genuinely heightened my evening, thank you.
Love the fortune too!

I will open box four doctor
Oh really I'm glad that made hehe how did you felt before?

I meant to say made your day sorry

Is this the return of that Haiku nigger tripfag avatar fagging thread spamming again?

That was my choice. You chose the fifth one earlier, but didn't know it. It's funny you called me Doctor...

Oh my God, it is true! 1945... turning my Jewish parents over to the Nazis for extermination! I have found the Lost Tribe! It is me!

Good, but good can always be improved. You're the best
youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6B39GUzwI

Heheh I had number three in mind as well also how is it funny that I called you that the reason I didn't chose 5 was because I not hollow inside but by simple confusing and low self esteem that bothers my decisions in life I feel like I have the answer at times but I don't want to come out untill the time comes or im just lazy
Awww thanks tomoyo *hugs* and hehe the penguin maid

Sounds spoopy

Hey its in azumanga and I went with what was presented to me mister I am a cat

Anyone else fortune?

can you hit me with a fortune pls

me. please.

Oh I thought my thread was going to die just now thanks for keeping it up
>your fortune says a giant fish will come up only if you say fish on a dish five times when in the water
O.k
>your fortune says desire to be in hiding all day won't help try to time yourself each time you come out and heighten your exposure outside of your comfort zone