Femanon here my friend and I were talking and I googled it with no real answer...

Femanon here my friend and I were talking and I googled it with no real answer, so when guys shit do your balls touch the water/get splash damage/can you shit on your balls?

no we dont shit on our balls but girls piss on their assholes all the time it's horrible

>balls touch the water
no
>get splash damage
possible
>shit on your balls
no

Do you shit on your cunt? Does piss run down to your asshole?

Yeah, one time I almost flush away by balls, i was too indulged with my phone and forget to stand up

When 2 men are sharing the same toilet, yes.

gay

>splash damage
We call that "Poseidon's kiss"

>femanon
tits or gtfo

Fuck you, ya ballshitter

tits or gtfo, asshole pisser.

No.

Most men with half a brain put down some toilet paper first to soften the landing and prevent splash back.

If you lean forward just slightly, there's no way you can shit on your balls. Moreover even if you were to lean back, your ballsack would have to be very low-hanging for it to fall in the trajectory of a recently snapped shit.

Currently taking a shit now.

>balls touch the water
you'd have to be dangling pretty ball pretty far down to hit water
>splash back
possible but the splash back tends to hit hole or taint instead
>shit on balls
guys have bigger taints, an area between the hole and balls, so no
(it 'taint your ass, it 'taint your balls it's your taint)

pics with timestamp

I'm not a grill

vapor lock can happen though if you're very old and or relaxed, you end up farting on your own nut sack.

What the fuck is vapour lock

when i shit, my dick touch the water

Yeah you want to think of piss on my ass don't you ya shitballin fuck

tits or gtfo

I know. Pics with timestamp.

Have never shit on my balls. Splash on ass, never balls. I'm fat if that matters

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Nah

>most men with half a dick
I can already imagine you daintily laying a layer of tissue down like the fuckin queen you are

Balls touching water has happened only when the water level is very high.

when you try to fart but your sack is covering your asshole locking it in =3

I can't buy into that info since you can't prove to me you are truly a shitting prophet.

Nope, we negate splash damage by putting a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl. No for everything else, as well.

When guys get older and their balls sag, then yes, they can touch the toilet water. I work in a nursing home, if there's one thing I know, it's saggy balls.

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tits or abandon thread

go outside and see real girl titties of your own.

I don't live in America where they fill the bowls with water like it was an outdoor pool, so no, my balls don't touch the water. Yeah, it could get splashed but I put a couple of sheets of paper in the water first like a civilized human being you dumb fuck. Jesus christ, my balls ain't tied to the asshole, that shit never fucking happens, to anyone, ever.

You guys even googled this? And then went to Sup Forums for answers? Wow, I'm sure you guys will do great in life.

I said that shit never fucking happens, to anyone, ever. So yeah, that shit you experience at the nursing home is an illusion and you should get back on your meds again.

when I've been to the US, I've had balls and knob both hit the water. can't believe how full your shitters are, or maybe my arse isn't fat enough to elevate me away.
on the plus side, shits are under water before they snap off, so far less splash damage

Yes piss runs down to the asshole a lot actually
Have you ever listened to a girl pissing
It's loud and violent

True, and the extra amount of water they waste are probably a contributing factor to water crisis in certain parts of the US as well.

Holy shit, you chicks are more disgusting than I thought. Happy I don't have to live with piss kissing my asshole on occasion, I certainly won the lottery there.