Eternal /trb/

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th for brazilian shitposting

2nd for simon mignolet

4rd for: ''what went wrong?''

hello darkness my old friend

tsu

>mixed bag
>1 win, 1 draw, 3 defeats
Sounds like a terrible bag really

More like TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I love it when a manager shittalks you and you proceed to absolutely destroy them.

classic torres

what do you do with a player like this?

mah boy Asensio

And he doesn't back off

crank his physicals as high as you can, make him a defensive forward
he'll never be very good, he'll only ever be a backup option, but with his size and workrate he could be useful
like a shit mario mandzukic

I get rid of it.

>Lose 8-0
>They weren't that good, we could've beat them on another day

Is he officially the worst striker to ever play for Real Madrid?

>italy
>spain
>england

adebayor

>mou disgracing the shirt with his mercenaries

Let's go Bohs.

>doubting based TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>mfw he doesn't TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And again Ronaldo proves he is better than missi.

He's absolutely destroying the 2nd best team in the world.
What did missi do yesterday?

Even I, despite how much I hate his guts, wouldn't go that far.

4 matches to go for playoff quali.. Watch the choke happen right here.

>Ronaldo goes missing in big games while missi carries "his" team
Exposed again

Sorry, can't hear what you're saying with ronaldo's cock in your throat

If we don't make it I'll move jobs.

Then when don't you try reading.

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>invading the pitch after yesterday
hope he likes cavity searches

>barely scrapping a 2-1 aggregate win against Austria Wien

let's see who we get in the RO16

LOL just watch.

I know Ronaldo is the best

He'll always be the best.

He's the perfect offensive storm

missi will never equal his greatness.

Also little autist should worry about qualifying for the WC first.

just a prank bro

You're not allowed to post here by your own rules. Get lost.

>Lyon

atleast it's not Chelsea

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Don't you have anything better to do with your life than saving my each and every post?

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btw, missi chokes.

What will your excuse be when Ronaldo wins the WC and missi can't even qualify because he has those autistic rages.

brilliant

>What will your excuse be when Ronaldo wins the WC and missi can't even qualify because he has those autistic rages.

stopped reading there.

let's see renny

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GOAT

oh no
I'm so sorry

Potential to be a useful player.

Might aswell give him a huge contract, I'm likely to leave this team soon. 2 more matches to go, choking like crazy at the moment.

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Who are the matches against?

>What will your excuse be when Ronaldo wins the WC and missi can't even qualify because he has those autistic rages.

As much as I hate the autist and UEFAlona, I really hope you're joking with this.

Well, at least he can score free kicks

>I really hope you're joking with this.
He's not joking.
Don't give him any (You)s

8th away 4th at home

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missi will be missing the games.

Right when his team needs him the most.

>it's a spastic defence episode

Honestly, I find it quite hilarious the answers he gives sometimes. Only reason I give him (You)'s

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he just wanted to see how they'd fit that gigantic name onto the scoresheet

worst match of the season

1 more to go

erection achieved

over... time to find a different job

Sad desu
Where are you thinking of going?

>Tackling: Hard
Less than 2 of them off with injuries and I'll be disappointed in you

I missed you

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A 1st division somewhere so I can actually play for something

>Lets all give the attention seeking poster lots of attention, this will surely help drive him away and stop his shitposting!
Good work guys, absolutely stellar.

It's amusing at least

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Nuri no ;_;

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>Stop his shitposting

I'm disappointed in myself 2bh. lost my best player for 12 days through injury, too. but at least I made them sub a sub

It's not even close to amusing.

>holiday 2 months
>game crashes before it has saved

nice

>not having the game save itself weekly
you only have yourself to blame

>holidaying
>ever
deserve it

im without a job and most leagues that are relevant for me are over :D

don't you love when your inbred defender awards them a penalty at the last 5 minutes while you're ahead :^)

I prefer the CB who holds onto the ball in a 1v2 scenario while inside his own third.

so hit continue and you speed through it anyway

>EFL cup means I would qualify for Europa League
Would it be stupid not trying to win the final? Im really not ready yet

Depends how far in the quali rounds you start. 3rd and 2nd quali rounds are usually filled with terrible teams, it gets tougher onwards.

which round of qualifying would you enter?

>tfw no one wants me :(

It doesnt specify like. I'd have to wait

Should have named yourself after a more superior element.

It certainly does. Go to Europe and check nation qualification places.

if you win the EFL cup you qualify for the groups I'm sure

I never really know what to do about the fact I have a world class DM but I don't play DMs and he's not even my best DM.

>my 5 time balon d'or winner is declining
sad!

wiki says 3rd qualifying round for this year, no idea if that's consistent. borderline if that's worth it
if it's then I wouldn't hold back, you can always set your backups to play counterattacking football, and make a few million along the way

>Determined
Not good enough Pro man, won't play until his 40th b-day like that Flying Dutchman.

>wiki
You know that stuff can change right? Just go to pic related.

Why would Ozil know?

Its for the >current year so I dunno.

Hopefully the >posting midmatch will take it out of my hands

Depends who wins the FA Cup

Most cups of Europe get you to the group stages and so does the FA cup (wigan, iirc) but I do remember Hull being in the 3rd qual round so it might be different for the EFL

This is the first time I've had to think about it.

He's gonna know real quick considering where /arse/ is going.

Kinda gutted now desu

I already have a player who'll make it to 40.