Ask/Confess I will expeditiously package and send your post to our Lord and bring you back his unappealable answer and infinite wisdom
Ask/Confess I will expeditiously package and send your post to our Lord and bring you back his unappealable answer and...
tell god i called him a niggerfaggot
God, which color scheme for next year would best suit my indoor walls for maximum pussy retention?
He knows my dear, he fucks you in the ass every morning before sunrise
Color scheme is irrelevant in this times, giving the deterioration of your current civilization, for maximum pussy retention you have to be a nigger, the proliferation of blacked porn attest to this trend
>thinking a nigger can retain pussy
Good reply comrade, your English is improving. But you couldn't be more wring obviously, not sure if you're aware, but ykure not taljing to god, just shills.
Ach du schande, well, what can I say?
That girl is crazy hot.
I'm just going to leave this here
catholics are not christians and can't forgive anything
Off coarse!
Neither can a Got, so what the fuss is about
of course the lord jesus christ can forgive you. but a priest can't. confession is just a creepy way of spying on people and gather intel
Well Mr. secretary, it all depends on the crime, nobody can forgive offenses not pertaining to themselves, for example, offenses against humanity can only be forgiven by humanity, therefore Jisus only can forgive offenses against Jisus
kek. but true
Intel is gut, you could gather data and then send targeted ads and make a few bucks in the process
You know those jars with a lot of candy that have a sign who says "Pick one", well I fucked a dead deer.
Nonsense, nobody will fuck a dead deer unless you're either redneck or a nigger
GAMMA RAYS ARE DANGEROUS! THAT MAN IS GETTING CANCER!
THE CONSPIRACY HAS BEEN REVEALED!
You don't know anything about the world OP. If you haven't lose your hope of humanity yet, just go to /mlp/ or /LGBT/ or Facebook.
Fake news gamma rays doesn't even exists, all is just conspiracy perpetrated by the Hillary Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook
I know that I can invoke my right to call everything I dislike fake news according to the 28th amendment
I Hope you're behind SEVEN! THAT IS THE HOLY NUMBER! proxies! The black helicopters are already on their way! No one exposes the truth!
ROBBY MOOK IS ACTUALLY WORKING FOR RUSSIAN FEDERATION! PUTIN IS A 100 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE and the ATF is connected to all this!
Hillary Clinton Uranium Conspiracy is REAL!
life itself is the real conspiracy
In fact Mr. Mook is actually Kellyanne Conway in an exoskeleton trying to derail the cuck relationship between Melania and Putin
Well just like the unmoved mover conundrum, nobody really knows how deep the "real" conspiracy hole goes, it might be a self fulfilling conspiracy that this whole conspiracy thing even exists
>it might be a self fulfilling conspiracy that this whole conspiracy thing even exists
You are with them but won't get everybody! Sooner or later the truth will be revealed!
My gf is pregnant. Her sister is in town from NYC until sunday afternoon. She's definitely been checking me out. Should I make the move?
There's no truth, only what you believe it is
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That is a conspiracy
Fake news
Definitely, just double check her intentions or you might fuck everything, and of course don't go around impregnating women for god sake, one fagot is too many
Oh, just one more thing: may God Almighty grant you mercy before the woman