Who loves them squirters?

Who loves them squirters?

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It’s just piss.

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>squirters
You mean women who pee themselves and can't control their bladders?

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I had a squirter last year. She would soak my bed. That shit was hott

Pissers you mean. Which is, let's face it, way hotter.

>i had an adult woman pee in my bed
Lmfao

I mean anyone who says it isn't piss is either retarded or a virgin. There's not some undiscovered gland that shoots half a gallon of liquid out of women.

English not being my frist language, I take this opportunity to ask about the usage of "them" in this context:

> Who loves them squirters?

Wouldn't be more correct to use "the"?

Doctor here. This is true.

It's piss. You can like piss if you want, I don't care either way, but it is factually piss.

So she pissed your bed. Nice bro wish I was you
NOT

Yes but it is probably used incorrectly on purpose in this context

If you're not trolling, using "those" would actually be better grammar. However, it would make more sense to say "Who loves squirters".

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It's a colloquialism generally attributed to uneducated, indigent, country-living folks.

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In this context OP is ridiculing those folks, as this is clearly not a 'squirter' but rather urination in progress.
"them" is often followed by the phonetic spelling of "there" (as if to point them out): "them thar squrters."

I totally know it's piss, and it's always fucking hot for me. My ex was a wet slut like that, but anyway, she loved when I pissed on her udders also, so…

My ex would take a piss before getting into the bed (hers by the way) and with her first orgasm would soak me. I didn't give a damn if it was piss, getting a face full of squirt is as hot as fuck.

My wife is a squirter. Lots of towels on the bed before we fuck.