30 year old white male virgin AMA

>30 year old white male virgin AMA

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what up?

what do you think of breath of the wild, also do you think majoras mask should be remade for the switch with unreal engine 4?

I need a girlfriend, man. Badly. There what's up.

Obsessed.
And..
Yes, that would be epic.

Do you think China is behind the recent Zimbabwe's coup?

I think you meant "Soup"

wow you really are pathetic, have you considered applying for government bennefits for autism?

Don't you think that hat is kind of ironic?

How so? Out playing pogo

Soy boy

Why would you say that? I work.

Is your name Turtle?

You haven't "caught" anyone.

Nope, John.

Ever think about sucking a cock

Heres a few.
How much do you love the Zelda series?

Best Childhood memory?

Closest you've gotten to having sex?

>404, joke not found

I'd try anything once.

The end of a rainbow.

your decent looking, dont see why you cant pull pussy unless your a complete autist. I suggest buying a hooker a few times to get rid of that vcard, it will boost your confidence later. getting laid is actually easier in your 30s

faggot

My Fav series. Have a goron symbol tattoo on left shoulder. Link to the past is my all time favourite.

Probably when I went to Disneyland with my mom and grandma.

I've almost had sex. But I didn't cum, and she was crying the whole time. #notrape

Why did you leave the exif data in this picture?

Is that an insult?
>You don't even know me, idgaf. It's the internet, bro.

you think being a "virgin" matters, wow you got brainwashed hard.

LURK MOAR NEWFAG

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Great so you can see that I used my phone...

see

pic of tat? I always wanted to get the tricorce tattooed on my hand but I know it will fuck my ability to find work. might go for this instead

what do you do for a living and how did you get there

one look at you and I can tell why you're a virgin

Saying you're a virgin and adding a pic of yourself is redundant.

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Work at a liquor store.
>past jobs: Liquidation World labourer, hospital security guard, Walmart electronics, the source (radio Shack).

Go on?

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Well I mean, I'm being honest. Are you trying to look for ways to get laid?

Why don't you lose the shirt, hat and faggy look on your face and get some pussy?