What does sex smell like?

what does sex smell like?

Dogshit.

A bag of sand

Thai food.

Who is this?

Fish and ass

Balls, that muskie pussy smell, cum if you are covered in it, that turns out to be a tad fishy after a while...and last but not least, if you used too much lube or went anal...SHIT, gob smacked with all the other smells if your cock hit bottom in doggy style or cowgirl.

A long weekend out at the local pub, where you meet this odd-looking girl who you start talking to for hours. You find out the two of you have the same interest and taste of music, so when the both of you get plastered enough to feck on home to your place... Just to end up eating Sürstromning like white lovers do... Just to agreeing upon grilling up a tasty pile of black spaghetti...
The day after you wake up with a sore arse a taste of putrid fish in your mouth and black curly things between your teeth, and a bitch who legged it with your wallet.

Which part - the head or the body? It's a shoop.

Are you. Stupid? It's Larkin love

Hot raisins

Fuck that scene she takes the wig off half way through

BO and shame

UR Mom.

Like batteries and a penny coin

Chloroform and then nothing.

Like your uncle's fingers.

pork sausage

Like sweat and ass.

Smell your armpit after a workout, thats how it mostly smells.

Try doing it and finding out

It smells like a mix of pee and bleach

Tunafish

Beat me to it

peanut butter and wet dog

pretty bad, smells like your cum mixed with mucous and sweat
at least with a girl

boiled eggs and cat farts

It's smells like a janitor's supply closet.

Like 2 men celebrating each other's strength

Dammit I was afraid of that. Stay in fucking character!