W-welcome to CHORPED with Alice3D!

W-welcome to CHORPED with Alice3D!
Sup Forums's f-first and only c-cooking show, and the only OC c-currently on Sup Forums!

S-so come on in, I've g-got a wonderful meal just for you!

alright ill bite

Hey hey, I've been missing so many threads thanks to work, good to see you again.

Yay! We're doing this!

WATER YA MAKIN

B-bite into this delicious turkey sandwich, n-not me!

hey cutie, did you get any good black friday deals?

When's your next advice thread? Because damn, girl, I need me some advice.

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N-nice to see you too

sure, im willing to watch this.
stop with stutter typing please though

leeeeet's gooooo

i'll pet you in secret

:o nice! is it gonna be something you stream ever or just good off stream funs
could be interesting/fun to watch but idk if streaming puts stress on you

leeet's goooo

suspend your autism for 30 minutes

I d-don't know what you mean

>Feel f-free to ask now

I love you Alice.

Alice! How's the health doing today? Did you have a good (or not-incredibly-bad) week?

hiw much turkey do i need?
ive got like half a plate, will that work?

OP is a guy dont fall for it

Don't you dare.

w-we'll see how it goes.

you wish

I just want you to know that I read all your threads with the voice of Rick from Rick and Morty. It's not because I like that show. It's because I find the stuttering to be just as stupid as Rick and Morty.

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... once you understand that the gender of OP doesn't matter for shit, you'll be enlightened enough to browse Sup Forums.

oh, you know what i mean grilie, but fuck it, im innvolved now.

i dont have the condiments, nor the ability to put these things together. also i have no dressing, any alternative healthy things i can do with my turkey?

I love you more

Happy Day After Thanksgiving, Alice!

It w-was...a w-week for sure!

That s-should be fine

Please end this tiresome waste of bandwidth.

not OP, but define involved. a lot of miscommunication comes with that word. were you dating, intimate, or something else?

W-why not a little bit of mayo to moisten it up?

Now since apparently you c-cannot assemble like, three to five ingredients, w-watch me do it!

Poorly!

Can we have more butt pics?

Remember that you have value, and in the future, don't wait around for someone to be ready to commit to you. Either you have it from the start or you need to be looking for someone who will.

I'm sorry it turned out that way for you Anonymous. I've been there myself more than a few times.

even if they were, whats it to you? who cares lol

R-right back at you buddy

more? did i miss some yesterday?

checkd n kek'd

kill yourself

You should make some shakshuka for us one day. It's one of my favorite foods.

come up with a better thing to say, lol

If alice kills herself, how will we get to see her feminine benis?

what about putting the stuffing on top of that tho? along with some mayo

I'll l-look into it

S-sounds good to me!

WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT CHORPED MEANS TODAY

Hey, Alice. I love you.

Are you going to make any egg nog for the holidays? It's simple and delicious.

obviously it means to "chorp" something, jeez! can't you read and know words good?

At least its oc faggots.

It's really easy and good! It's basically just onion, garlic, peppers, tomatoes, and turmeric with an egg on top.

JESUS CHRIST, THE LEVEL OF DEXTEROUS SKILL INVOLVED IS MIND BOGGLING!!!

tbh user, i just dont have bread and dont wanna go shopping right now. idk how mayo is healthy, but ill go look. i feel like this is a bit of a goose chase though...

Love you t-too

that's the sAME SWEATER AS YESTERDAY

whats chorped??

It's v-very nice, isn't it?

Unless her milky duds are leakin' I don't think that's so bad.

hey man, if i put a shirt on and take a picture ad then immediately change out of the shirt, would you consider it unwearable the next day?

milky....duds....

I'd argue egg nog is good any time of year! Have you ever had egg nog on a hot summer evening? It's majestic!

I think I want to have sexual intercourse with your boipucci alice!

It's delicious. You always cook delicious meals for me. How can I show my appreciation apart from thanking you? I feel you get the short end of the stick in all this :)

not that user but yeah its nice, if i saw you wearing it i'd kidnap you and steal it from u ;)