Hi Sup Forums
My parents were degenerate hippies who gave me a fruity first name. I'm about to enter the working world (research science) and don't want to be regarded as a faggot. I want to go by a different name. What are the most based first names?
I'm a 6'4 fucking white male btw
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What's your current name OP
anything from the bible other than obviously nig names
Jayden?
Alexander: "Defender of Men"
Adolf
fucking "Moonlight"
not kidding
Donald.
Chad
damn nigga that's gay, do you not have a real middle name you can change to be just your first name
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Go with Matthew. Same length, same initials
do you have a middle name?
Did people make fun of you a lot?
Did girls want to fug cuz of your name?
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haah waaw
Alright, your name is Rex now. Why? King Harvest made Dancing in the Moonlight, Rex = King.
how about Montgomery
Nothing wrong with the standard biblical names: Matt, Mike, John, etc
embrace it desu
Earnest Virgin.
are you a mlp character or something lol
Name is actually kinda cool since you don't appear to be a beta. If you're halfway scary looking, I'd say stick with Moonlight. Who fucks with Moonlight? Nobody.
They gave you a porn star name
If I got a resume with that name, it would go straight into the trash
yes and yes, but it helps that i'm tall and in shape from my degenerate childhood on a collective farm
Jonny moonlight. Thats an awesome fucking name
You already know the answer
If you want to keep the night theme then use Evan, it's from the ANglo-Saxon "Aefa" meaning "evening"
Born to do porn
I think that going with anything else other than Donald is out of question.
If you're not swedish(who are we kidding here), then it's fine. If you are, just change it to a biblical name.
That's a cool name.
>mfw
Also, pick Tyrone.
Don't mention you're white when filling out forms if possible. Better chances because muh equality
it doesn't help that it's alliterative with my last name. i sound like a comic strip character
Skip these fag names and go with Ragnar
I feel bad for you having gone through that during your childhood and feel happy for you now that youve found the truth
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Lev. It translates from russian as "lion".
am i in a 70s punk band
Jesus Christ
Frodgeric
BULL SHIT
Post your drivers license and time stamp or GTFO !
Samson or Chad is the most based name
this
Having an interesting name keeps you memorable, which is a good thing. Moonlight is a little too interesting. David Light, Matthew Light, John Moon, you get the idea.
Heinrich
Reinhard
Wolfgang
Michael
Reiner
Alfons
Siegfried
Or anyone from this list:
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Be thankful that you can change your name.
Adolf
Jack
Steve
Johnny
Say you're an injun, problem solved and you also get affirmative action benefits.
And Matthew is pretty based, i agree, i like that name, points for maple syrup user
why do you ever think i would post a pic any sort of ID on Sup Forums. So you'll believe me? Do you think I'm an idiot?
desu i agree with you, i think that's a good strategy
I like Jack, I'd name my son Jack.
Bruh just embrace it, it makes you stand out which is good, I'd nickname you lunar which is badass
Just cover all of it up except name, and timestamp it
Whatever sounds good with your last name
no
What's your middle name? You can go by that.
Can't go wrong with Max Power. Become a living meme.
Smart man, smart like the name Jack
Alexander (Number 1 reccomendation)
Zander (Nickname for Alexander)
David
Aaron
Don
Samson is a good name
Samuel
Joshua
Issac
Aaron
Michael
Please fucking change you name.
Isaac*
Tiberius
my only reservation about Jack is that it seems a little antiquated and i don't want to come off like a try-hard. however, i can also use the name as motivation to try to live up to it.
What names were you leaning to?
Meir, means illuminated in the holy tounge
If a King of England has never shared your name its a shit name
Max power
unfortunately for you malachi i'm a bad boy in the sheets and a bad goy on the streets
William
Richard
Edward
James
Henry
George
These are all fine names
i dub thee Bob
No one from that pussy field of work is gonna bully anyone. You could prob be alpha male quite easily
Rami (Aramic nickname for Aberham)
Names are very signifigant ad its important to pick a proper name. (Berachoth folio 7)
top kek
shiiiiit, I thought my name was bad.
Reinhard
Remember that your name is likely to end up being shortened. Pick a name with a good shortened version.
Horvath
Joe is a based name.
Vlad?
How about Lucian?
Muhammad
Arjun.
You want to be published, right?
>AHAHAHAHA
- me, just now
thanks for the laugh, Moonlight
Just the first name?
It can be just a generic: Peter, Daniel, Phillip
I'd honestly pick something like Arnold or Oscar.
shlomo
hodor?
Chad
sam hyde
OP was born too late
This is more important than you may think, Moonie. Luckily my parents gave me the based name Kevin which is uncommon enough to stand out but still normal and shortens easily. Looks good in cursive which is important and is quick to jot out on a check too. Pic related, what the fuck Estonia?
Oh man, go with this Good name. And a cool character. Matthew Quigley.
Zack, Jack or Bob.
Oh, and my parents gave me a girl's name. But a hell of a lot better than Moonlight.
Eli
>Top tier
Edward
Richard
William
George
Phillip
>Mid tier
Charles
Shaun
David
James
Henry
>Low tier
Bruce
Frank
Larry
Noel
Darren
>KYS tier
Hunter
Chad
Jon
sounds like those girls at your shitty local tittybar desu
William
Nice strong name
>>Top tier
>George
Thank you sir