I wann fuck my friends mom, how do I do that??

I wann fuck my friends mom, how do I do that??

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i want that stinky ass in my face

Would love to fuck my friend’s aunt(middle) her friends would be fun too.

True, but fr need help

It depends on her personality. Is she married? You should go over during times when he's not there, or before he gets home and have real life and go into deeper conversations with her and show a lot of interest in her

Moms are pretty easy, most times. Just go all in, kiss her. If she reciprocates, fuck her.

Offer to do yard work, household chores etc. That's the start. Then you just have to use your imagination from there.

>Serial Friend's Mom Banger

If you practice what you preach, I can guarantee you have a fucked up face from getting your ass kicked alot.

Single af, seems like she needs a good dickin. Just not sure how to approach it. Don't want her to tell him cuz that's my fam

you don't need to do to much..

just show her that mentally your not a kid and let her know you find her attractive,

at her age she will take it to feel younger and as if "still got it".

easy to score with milf

Go to your friends place after school. go to his fridge and work out a market list. say you stay to clean up some mess with his mom, depending on the list and his distance and what he'll use to travel youll have time. so plan wisely,clean fast,let mom cook and just compliment her softly but work hard and be focused on the cleaning. say youre tired..didnt eat breakfast and need a break before foods done,go anywhere of your choosing and start jerking off really slowly then try and get her attention somehow if she comes in react to however she reacts. apologize and say if the foods ready. by now your friends home and hes syched, dont talk about it talk about the food and school and girls. if she doesnt jump on you slowly yet quick when youre jerking off she'll think about it and you'll pounce another day

Ali?

>at her age she will take it to feel younger and as if "still got it".

Way to go using your imagination! Nowhere in this thread or Ops post did he mention an age. You have no idea what her fucking ag is and you just jump to conclusions.

I take showers over there a lot and she obviously does too, thought about "accidentally" walking in on her

Implying moms dont go with their friends? Implying they're not massive sluts when they do? Implying their old hubbys are nearby when they do, or even a threat?

who is this?

nigga what

The chick shaking her ass?

right cause 30 year old men wan to bang each others 50-70 year old moms.

In her late 30s. I'm 27 bout to be 18 in January

I really want to fuck the lifeguard at my uni gym, but I never see her anywhere except when she's doing her lifeguard business. what do?

>bout
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Implying all moms are exactly the same
Implying all old hubbys dont dick their wife down right
Implying a husbands have never murdered a mother fucker over his wife.

It's nice to live in fantasy land kis, but sooner or later you grow up, or you wind up as a two bit homeless crackhead....

Get a kid to fake drown and save him before her, show off a little

Husband died long time ago, been single for years.

yeah but chances are her husband or your friend is gonna be there aswell. knock on the door and scream if shes gonna be done soon. wether if she says okay or not open the door if its unlocked and speak softly into the room she'll say what and youll see her naked stare at her body if you see her if shes stonecold she'll say something like "what honey?" you MUST respond you cannot enter at risk of fam walking by. oh uhm... (show her your tower and underwer) shower? "yeah sure ina minute" when shes done showering wait a second for her to dry off and just barge in apologize immedietly "I THOUGHT YOU GOT OUT!"
brush it off right away and shower. return another day

There was a chaner made a post and it was super lame-O

L-A-M-E-O

L-A-M-E-O.....L-A-M-E-O......L-A-M-E-O....
And it was super LAME-O!

- Get friend shitfaced.
- take him home and make sure to be loud enough to wake Mom up.
- When Mom comes out to check what's going on, explain things and give her a little bit of eye-fucking and gauge her reaction to see if you can get in her pants down the road.
- Take care of friend. Maybe mom will help. Have Mom all to yourself to start planting the idea.

Simple, first you stick your erect penis in her vagina. Then you slide it in and out for a few seconds until you ejaculate.

If anything theres if a big test at school say you got notes and want to study at his place he'll go and say whatever if his moms there go into her room and just smell her clothes look for a dildo or something,steal it even fuck it but hide it well

if its afterschool tell your friend to go with his girl or other fam and friends or more groceries or whatever and that youre really stressed out and that his place is comfortable. if his mom is there shes probably coming from work too and needs to unwind so just keep asking her questions about her day and unwind say you need a nap and she'll relax more. say you cant sleep and walk in on her watching tv or reading a book or cleaning or organizing or whatever sit next to her,just touch her and talk about the problems with your mom and dad. get close say i really just want to sleep and go away. but i cant,too stressed and this and that and she'll open up and say "thanks mrs user i wish loved a woman like you" now is the time you MAKE YOUR MOVE! if its quick you show her you care but with everything youve done you can adapt and do this over time slowly you will suceed

Issue with you old farts... You think age never fails you. Fragile farts. Leave your wifes to get proper fucked once in a while.

Can you orchestrate it so that she walks in on you? That would be better

sauuuuuce

With a camera recording. Especially if your underage! Then it's free ass for life!

how about you post more of this chick then we help you?

if you steal it plant it somewhere in the house,maybe your friends room if you can get away with it say youll never clean in those areas again and that shes like your mom too man euw if you get caught in the act by anyone just say you were looking for something,glasses pencil fucking whatever man but make sure that dildo disapears she'll be missing that shit

Seconding this.

third

Put your dick in her.

I also would like to fuck my best friend's mom- she's an autistic narcissistic liberal but I'd pound that ass for days

Fourth

rape her

get them drunk and stoned then kiss them, auto fuck guaranteed or your money back.

Take her to a fancy restaurant
Tell waiters ahead of time you're going to propose and to put the ring in wine glass
Give them a "pearl" ring with a roofie for a pearl
Or just make the whole ring out of sugar and fill it with roofie

211th

Still, get her alone, when you know it will be a while til anyone else is there, act like you're waiting for him and get talking.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XDfXKp4nJE

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What?
Asked how, no parameters past "friend can't find out I'm plowing his mom"
Doesn't mean she needs to know either.

can I get a source?

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Sauce

lost

Heck, do it right and you can claim the insurance on the stone that was originally in the ring and blame the restaurant.
"They stole the stone and put a roofie in the drink."

she's hot as fuck and i think that's an ibanez jem in the background which is cool.

If he's a true bro of yours don't do it, not worth it. Close friend of mines mom came on to me hard several times, but I passed cause he my nigga. She's hot af too.

thank you user

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Where does she post stuff like this then?

Suicide Girls

fuck women. it is so bullshit a girl can do something like that 9 dance ) and suddenly my entire brain turns to mush and I just want to love her and her to love me and I'll give her anything she wants.

fuck.

fuck..

fuck.

more of this girl.

Ill be annoyed if it takes a while to find her lol

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>I wann fuck my friends mom, how do I do that??

>you look like you had a hard day.. want a backrub?

She happens to be French.

Are some kind of morron? Do you need a instruction book for your cock?!?!!

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This claim is true in my experience

>I wann fuck my friends mom, how do I do that??


Put your wee-wee in her hoo-haa

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She needs to show her pussy.

On the list of things I want to bury my dick in, this's number 1

>Close friend of mines mom came on to me hard several times, but I passed cause he my nigga. She's hot af too.
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500, Alex.

She's so excited to show off her body that it's making her wet during filming, not wife material. 0/10

Who is she!?!?!!?

Do you watch friends hot mom porn?
Share porn videos you fap with

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the real MVP

holy shit she's hot

Lol cmon nigga the sauce was right there

Nice dubs newfag... but that's not his friends mom.

Oh wow really? I thought it might be >.>

gona need some fucking sauce on that faggot

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