I used to work at a Chuck E. Cheese's in a bad neighborhood, ask me anything! Pic related, that's me in the suit

I used to work at a Chuck E. Cheese's in a bad neighborhood, ask me anything! Pic related, that's me in the suit

Have you ever fucked anyone in that suit?

Any deaths in the ball pit?

No although I wouldn't be surprised if someone has.

Greentext your worst moment at someone dropped a shit in the ball pit E. Cheese

They actually removed the ball pit and tubes because kids kept "doing their business in it"

Get thread?

Also, how's the pizza quality nowadays? Only had it once as a kid back in the day.

how's the cheese pizza there?

Wasn't there for ballpit so unfortunately I can't.
However I can do this:
>Be me
>17 year old loser earning minimum wage
>Birthday is tomorrow
>Working at my horrible job at Chuck E. Cheese's
>Couple at a table tell me to come over to them
>Tell me that there's liquid all over the inside of one of the rides
>I ask if it was a soda. They just shook their head no.
> I get cleaning supplies and go over to it when I smell something awful
>Some kid pissed in the ride
>Piss is on walls, floor, and dripping onto the carpet
>Down on my hands and knees cleaning it
>HappyBirthdayToMe.Jpg

Did it make you hard at all?

Pizza is actually pretty damn good, people give it too much shit. Though honestly, after eating something for a year anything can taste good.

Not that I can recall, too busy trying not to kill myself

lil niggers ever punch you in the nuts?

>FNAF IN REAL LIFE

They've tried to. One groped my coworker's vag

You have no idea. Kids would come in, svreaming about how we have Chica, wearing their FNaF T-shirts and all that shit.

Any arcade machines at chuckie cheeses? Do you have to clean the pizza grease left on the joysticks?

Do you ever get aroused when kids at dicksuck height flock to hug you?

how many rapes occurred in the bathrooms?

what's the worst fucking thing that happened at work while you were there?

Mostly arcade machines yeah. They were a pain in the ass to clean

Nah

piss is gross man, but it could have been worse: liquid feces.

You can't clean that smell from your memory...

Not many, but a fist fight broke out in a bathroom once.
Well my first bosses were really good peeps and would give me free food and shit. Then they left a bunch of fucking corporate suits came in. Yes, somehow Chuck E. Cheese's has a corporate company. Who knew? They were a bunch of rude pricks.
Also, the worst was when corporate denied my idea to rename the tickets to "Chuck Bucks" because I mean, come on guys.

ffs

I'm going to go on a long walk, Chuck E. Cheese Man. Can you wish me luck?

Good luck user!! Hope nothing bad happens to you during said walk! (Tbh I am WAY too positive for Sup Forums)

I definitely hope you don't get stabbed and raped in that order.

Did the jews do extra cheese?

What made that rat so special that he survived while the other animatronic characters were terminated (or are you old enough to remember that)?

give us details of the walk first pls where do u live what time is it what's the weather etc

Let's hope so, and hope the big cheese himself (Chuck) isn't the one who does it.

I wasn't alive for it, but I know the history pretty well.

I am actually very curious about user's walk tell us everything please

FUCKING GEEEEEEET THREAD!