/afl/ Easter (Round 4)

>Thursday 13th April
West Coast Eagles vs Sydney Swans @ Subiaco Oval; 18:10 AWST
>Good Friday 14th April
North Melbourne Kangaroos vs Footscray Bulldogs @ Docklands; 16:20 AEST
>Saturday 15th April
Melbourne Demons vs Fremantle Dockers @ the MCG; 13:45 AEST
GWS Giants vs Port Adelaide Power @ Manuka Oval; 16:35 AEST
Adelaide Crows vs Essendon Bombers @ Adelaide Oval; 19:10 ACST
Carlton Blues vs Gold Coast Suns @ Docklands; 19:25 AEST
>Easter Sunday 16th April
Collingwood Magpies vs St Kilda Saints @ Docklands; 15:20 AEST
Brisbane Bears vs Richmond Tigers @ the Gabba; 16:40 AEST
>Easter Monday 17th April
Hawthorn Hawks vs Geelong Cats @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST

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who /dabloos/ here?

Casual reminder that Charlie Cameron will win the Charlie.

/fordgirl/

Hawks on glorious re-ascension watch

Can see this happening next year.

Basedbane tbqh lads.

who /uwa/ here?

good bit of wogball banter from the abc sports quiz this week

Dat crowd tho.

*dabs

gopp gat :D :D :D

One of these is bound to win someday

>basing an entire crowd on 100-200 blurry seats
ABmulticodeturalist logic everyone

AWW KNOW WROUIGHT! JEEZ DEES BLOODY MALACCAS WOULDN'T KNOW MOUSSAKA FROM THE BLOODY BACLAVA MOITE!

Carlton/Gold Coast
Magpies/Saints

i need answers people

Suns and pies desu, blues might still do it depending on how consistent gc are after their shitfest AND hawkwatch, pies are looking solid and probably wanting to keep up the momentum of depressing the swans

Blues, Pies. Suns are garbage, losing by 100+ should tell you that, they only destroyed the Hawks because the Hawks are garbage as well.

Friendly reminder Gillon McLachlan is a marxist cuckold

pies/saints is at docklands so im leaning towards saints but pies form is unignorable

blues/gc basically just reset their form last week and is a coin flip for mine

Friendly reminder that today is indeed Holy Thursday, so I advise you all to please watch what you post. We are a Christian community after all.

isn't being a faggot against the bible?

Yes

Wanked twice today, forgive me

Don't ask me for forgiveness, ask God.

You probably win tonight but I would be very surprised if we even see 170 points between North and the Dogs.

Just check my twitter feed. Don't have the tips in yet but will be analysing these games soon.

Going to the game tonight, hoping Ashley Sampi is a late in.

>having twatter

mate im not into that normie shit fucking tell me what your tipping so i can go the opposite

HEAVE HO UNNA

Can't say. Haven't done my research.

twitter handle is realtipgod for future reference

They reckon David Wirrpanda won't playing be playing tonight.

stop shitposting fake RC

>tfw he was my favourite player
>tfw had 28 on the back of my guernsey
>tfw they robbed him of a goal after the siren to win a premiership

ill never forget

I'd take an obese 50yo wirrapunda over josh hill

should have gone full specky

Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans

Fucking Scott Mclaren.

Also noticed the AFL website puahing oit their propaganda that some teams aren't picking up the 'intel' aka not subscribing to what umpires are being told to focus on for the week. Like it even matters when they will probably rig the finals series again anyway.

big boy wambat/John Candy.

He's literally a quarter of the size now. Hungry Jacks Claremont lost huge amounts of revenue when he stopped going there twice a day for a double whopper cheese combo.

Port will win the premiers hip.

trying too hard/10
stop shitposting fake RC

I feel like we need to bond further in here, to better understand where we come from. Download tampermonkey on Firefox, Chrome, etc then look up flaghunters Sup Forums . We'll see the Aussie flags in better detail showing our state and even suburb if you choose to include that. Let's go, we can even rat out the REAL RC

>Conspiracy Check

"no"

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Your loss, it feels so good to chat with the elite flagholders this way

aspergers tier m8

Someone tried to get this rolling last year and it didn't take.

who /gaj/ here?

agreed

Overrated

Always here to talk mate.

stop shitposting fake RC

this is >our night, lads

>game doesn't start until 8:10pm
fucking WA fags ruining everything again

Agreed. Hope people got their money on iggs to beat the line as I recommended.

>tipped Brisbane
LOCK ME UP

>tfw a girl looks at you because you're a 9/10 and she wants the d
>tfw you're too autistic and shy to look at her or even acknowledge her existence
>tfw she probably now thinks she's ugly and has self-esteem issues

makes me feel bad t bh

really need double headers when it's a WA team playing at night. We never get proper night games.

A vic game starting at 1810 EST leading into a WA game starting at 2030 WST would be based

>game starts at 6:10pm
fucking >least australia fags ruining everything again

Same m8, except for me the last green arrow would be:
>tfw she probably now thinks you're a creepy antisocial fag with high expectations
Whatever, not like I'm going to get married anytime soon anyway.

Holy shit that's me, except for the first and 3rd line

Really don't understand why I should have my twitter posts deleted.

Really don't understand why you're STILL imitating me.

20 minutes until the weekend, pretty hype to sit on my arse and drink tinnies for 4 straight days tßh.

Am i being pranked, the TV guide says theres domestic swimming on instead of the footy...

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let's give thanks to the blackfellas for inventing our sport

QLD flood coverage?

>muh plebocracy
>muh leejun
>plz follow muh twitter anons

Being an overweight virgin NEET isnt really something I can imitate.

Which RC trip is the real one?

Can both of you stop giving me a bad name please. I've got a reputation to protect.

Of course, it's natural to you

I am.

You really shouldn't care, but it's this one

>Y-you're fat
Christ you're sad.

stop shitposting fake RC.

Iggs niggs where you at?

I got a bad feeling about tonight, we've been pretty mediocre all year. I think this year is a write off without NicNat.

the "real" one killed himself a few years ago
This is the real one this guy is just sad pretender

Hope that helps.

>redditflags

here cunt.

>we have Mitch and the bloke who owns Josh Kennedy's Small Moves. >we'll be fine.

I want to watch the footy but tonight on survivor a contestant gets kicked off for outing one of the guys as a tranny.

who /HEAVE HO UNNA/ here?

don't forget virgin.

Teams are out lads.

Who you guys trading in for Gawn? I'm thinking Stef.

stop shitposting fake RC

@75204968
Can't believe you think that counts as a comeback. How the mighty have fallen by their own hand. Sad.

Is footy on good friday the first step towards degenerate behaviour and the fall of our country which was founded on good Chrisitan values?

Yes, but at least they are putting on monster amounts of fish and chips to pay homage. Some raghead will probably stab people outside though.

It's already begun and honestly I was a big part of it for most of my life. Trying to rectify this.

>exploding knees

it just gets better for us ABHawthorns

Jarryd @Straffo Apr 12
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I mean what’s the big deal? He got better.
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Jarryd @Straffo Apr 12

“Christianity is under attack” they cry while the country shuts for a day vaguely in the vicinity of when a guy made have died 2000+ yrs ago

What did Straffdog mean by this?

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What did he mean by this?

>STILL trying to recycle his "man of faith" crap
sad as fuck realty cheque.

>may* have died
I thought it was conclusive that Jesus did actually exist and he was crucified.

It's only the story of how he came to be (God impregnating the Virgin Mary) that is unknown.

Look at this piece of shit. LOOK. His existence is God's failure.

Yeah I think most historians agree Jesus Christ did exist. Ol Straffo might not be as enlightened as he thinks he is.

Christianity is under attack though. I can't think of anything in the media that displays Christianity in a good light, and there is virtually 0 (zero) coverage of the ongoing Christian persecutions in the M.E. and North Africa. Christians are the most persecuted religious group in the world, and no one seems to care.

Is he tall?

What a waste of good height genetics by getting so damn fat.

6'3 but he's gotten even fatter judging by his latest selfie

Who is "they". Like you said no ones gives it any coverage or gives a fuck so I don't know who he's complaining about.

He's probably just upset his mum makes him eat fish instead of his usual 40 nuggets on Friday.

Yeah, everyone complains about people not caring about muslims dying in the middle east. But a buttload of Christians were murdered in Egypt and that story came and went.