Wednesday, April 12, 7:10 PM on RTSW, RTNW
Safeco Field
Houston Astros @ Seattle Mariners Official Game Thread
>Tfw guaranteed to start the game with 1-0 lead
MARINERS!
Dont anyone fucking say springerdinger
fuck
Hey M's bros. I was at the game last night and met Jen Mueller. She is really good looking in person. I gave her a high five (because I was in a high fiving mood) and told her I enjoyed watching her on TV, which elicited a huge smile. She's super sweet.
neat. did you eat some crickets?
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
>springer
You know, I didn't look too hard for them. I would have, but I got a street dog and a really good soft pretzel and shared some garlic fries with my friend. I ate way too much.
Fuck hockey
Alright boys let's win a series
cant beat a street dog. i dont think i could eat them, im not a fan of spicy food so spicy crickets doesnt sound very good.
rude
3 up 3 down! THIS ONE IS IN THE BAG BOUS
>Reminder that not giving up a Springer Dinger on the 1st pitch is the equivalency of winning the World Series for the Memeiners
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Reminder that Springer will test positive for PEDs later this year
I'm starting to get into spicy food actually. Not insane spicy, just a small kick. In fact, the street dog I had was at the Hebrew National stand and I had a spicy one.
Fiers is having a hell of time out there, thankfully. Let's see some speed!
nice. i hope to make a couple games this year.
SPEED KILLS
wooooooo
>just got home, so too late to predict a springer dinger to start the game
>no springer dinger to start the game
Do I have to do everything around here?
SPEED & SKILL Is a lethal combo
CANO
ADVANCED HIT AND RUN TACTICS
TY BASED CANO
WOOOOO!!!!!
CRUZ BULLET
Is... is the offense that was promised???
>cano and cruz heating up
what a time to be alive
E6 UP IN HERE He's no Omar Vizquel
Oh coME ON
WEW
>correa
>Carlos Correrror
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Based
>mfw Carlos redeems himself with a 3-run bomb in the 7th
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zunin0
I've really been impressed with Dyson's play so far desu
>Rawlings bat
disgusting
This ump is terribad
As have I. He seems to be exceptional.
DP
FREEMAN DINGER
I BELIEVE
Lads, The bats have awoken
FREEMAN POWER
FREE MAN
At least he's being consistent. No bottom of the zone today.
Excellent work, Mr. Freeman
FREEEEEDOM
congrats freeman!
Who is that on the Ferris wheel?
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Hanniger confirmed elite
I love the Dinger Canoe.
E5!!! He's no Kyle Seager
All this base stealing
SPEED KILLING AGAIN
>can't hit
>can't run
>can't throw
More like Brian McCan't
MITCH
hopefully it fills up like last year
Le conman gm
> 56 pitches thru 2 frames
>streams dying
>team's dying
Maybe we'll need a fleet of canoes with all of the new additions.
The Haniger Hammer
The Kennewick Kid
FREE MAN
Motter Pop
Dyson Vacuum (Inside the park)
Valencia Orange
Mean Jean
is it safe to turn the game off and go to bed or stay up and be tired tomorrow?
i'll incorporate some of those when they hit dingers
>Motter Pop
>Dyson Vacuum (Inside the park)
>Valencia Orange
>Mean Jean
those are all bad
please dont use them
what do you have to do tomorrow?
What are the odds that the M's actually pull a playoff run out of their ass?
they were just off the top of my head. the board has spoken so they will be deleted from my brain.
You know damn well, it's not safe against a dynamic team like the Astros.
>he can't afford cable
Lmao you Houston fags are really something
Tater mott
get up at 5 for work
kek i like motter pop
fug
i wake up at 5 for work
stay up
>tfw at least our bullpen doesn't include Sam Dyson
The matte helmet's with the white uni's are pure sex.
Altavilla looks like he's been hanging out with Nick Vincent too much
M O T T E R
MOTTER GOD
MOTTER POPS ALL AROUND!
If you get a decent work out a couple hours before bed, you'll sleep better. At least I do.
Kye Guy with a nice hit!
Add Motter to the CANOE OF DESTINY
MOTTER THE MEME MAN
ok, i guess ill allow motter pop
I don't know how much more of this I can take brehs
>tfw our bullpen doesn't either but we do have Ken Giles
All this young talent has me JAZZED boys
rip me. ill try
im tired enough to fall asleep when i normally do at 8.
From what I've seen Devenski and Harris are good enough to take that closer spot
They do have a graphic at the game with bright colors that says "Motter Pop" when he does something well.
Hell yeah!
Stolen
KEK
Harris, definitely. He's the most clutch guy on the staff by far. I feel like gregerson would be a better set up guy that way because he wouldn't have to worry about Giles giving up 3-12 runs the next inning.
Devenski is basically our Andrew Miller right now. He thrives in that role, so at his age, I wouldn't mess with it.
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This umps strike zone is smaller than mike trouts dick
top kek
wild motter pops
IS
THIS
OUR
INNING?!?
how you feel about triple plays?
pure kino
CHOKE TIME
depends. how do you feel about grand slams?
i dont like astros hitting them
>grand slams
LOOKS LIKE Y'ALL AREN'T GETTIN THAT TRIPLE PLAY, BOYS!
How does it feel to be on the losing side?