Is this shit worth watching?

Is this shit worth watching?

Also, am I the only one pissed that a woman and a black guy are the main characters solely because of the diversity agenda bullshit?

No never it's direction is like a marvel comic movie

just fucking enjoy the movie for what it is and stop putting star wars in the highest pedastal ever. It's a fucking movie, a well made movie, a sci-fi movie...

it's shit, so it fits in with the other star wars movies

^

It's okay.

Well I would enjoy it if I didn't have the leftist dogma shoved down my throat.

Except they're not. It's a a black guy, a white girl, another white guy, being chased by another white guy, being helped by an old white guy and a hairy fucker. Then an old woman comes in and leaves just as quick.

And, lest we forget, the black guy is a fucking idiot, who gets carried through 99% of the movie, then gets his ass kicked at the end and has to be saved by the white girl.

No, star wars is gay

You’ve already seen it.

It’s just a new hope woh a new coat of paint

No, there's probably a few other frothing retards whining like bitches about it.

the problem isn't that the movie is diverse, the problem is that it is calculated corporate disney/mcdonald's bullshit diversity for the sake of diversity instead of it making sense in the context of the movie.

what fucking leftist dogma? There is a girl and a black man as protagonist. Except one scene where the movie shows you that she isnt a damsel, the rest of the movie is just a star wars movie with some disney comedy and fun. Thats it

>girl and a black man
He's a man, but she's a girl? I'm afraid we can't have you supporting leftist dogma with such a sexist statement. You're hereby cast out of the Social Justice Illuminati, no more Soros money for you!

So you're telling me that if lberal idiots weren't bitching so much about diversity, there would still be a woman and a black dude as main characters?

yes, because no one believes white thrash can be heroic

Well tell that to the white trash who built the world you live in, faggot.

Yep, it's good. Pretty much a rehash of A New Hope except with better overall acting and effects. As for the color/gender bullshit, I honestly couldn't give any less of a fuck. They're good, they do well enough in the movie, and it doesn't not make sense for them to be what they are. Forcing gender issues isn't a one way street.

building is not heroism you faggot, building is an ok paying job. See, you swamp thrash don't even know what heroism is... and you're going to beat the sith? get the fuck out of here

the movie is about the characters and their journey, not about the color of their skin or if they have a vagina of a dick or both. You sound like those fucking feminists who criticize because it didn't pass their fucking feminist test.

>woman and a black guy are the main characters

I don't mind as long as it doesn't become a trend.
I'm mainly pissed at the lack of Alien main characters. I mean, what the fuck, there's an entire galaxy of other species out there.

Humans are probably viewed as absolute Fucking babymaking machines if they outnumber other aliens by such a large margin

>good
>rehash of a shit film

pick one

I'm not pissed because they did it but because of why they did it.

>A New Hope
>a shit film

if you like mary sue bitches doing everything better than the more knowledgeable male characters on first attempts, then this is the movie for you

I see your point, but they probably want to have ray related to a character we all know and love already, who ever that ends up being.

and naturally if she's human her love interest would be too... at least for a Disney movie.

I'm going to literally laugh my ass off, like the butt cheeks will be gone, if Rey and Finn aren't destined to be love interests.

I hope the go FULL ON diversity and make Finn and Poe a couple. My sides will be in orbit.

not worth watching if you've seen IV, they basically re-wrote a new hope but it's more campy and generic, too perfect, not believable motivations and isn't as relate-able, they basically just screen tested the shit out of it until it was as safe as could be, no one will hate it, but it won't really be a ''great'' movie to anyone either, just a cash grab

it's more of a pain that the best character died and the main bitch is a total Mary Sue (who'll probably have a 5 min struggle with the dark side in the next movie before becoming a grey jedi, aka an even worse mary sue)

the problem is that you're an EUfag/prequelbabby who thinks the Force is about power levels and experience points and you never understood what Star Wars was originally about in the first place

Actually, this movie is shit because of its plotholes. Seriously. Rey, who never before had a sword in her hands, suddenly fights as well with a lightsaber than a trained jedi/sith asperger.

I left the cinema at that point

>what Star Wars was originally about in the first place

Which was?

Did you know that if you didn't think about some sort of alleged diversity agenda you wouldn't even notice? And they would just be characters, but you can't look past the fact that one is a woman and one is black. That's on you.

Also Mace Windu and Lando Calrissian where cool guys. Finn is just a sitting duck.

I agree, but the fucker did get shot in the gut. I mean even Finn got a piece of him and he was just an angry stormtrooper trying to protect his snowbunny

Your shit taste doesn't define movie quality, Sweetheart.

who the hell cares of why they did it. If they thought, pandering to the left was okay to make more money, thats their thing. I enjoy it because it's a fun movie.

While Rey is a weak ass character with no arc, Finn is actually a well written character. The Diversity for Diversity sake thing is stupid, and while its noticeable with Rey, its not the same with Finn.

He has flaws, quirks, something to over come and he does in a realistic way. Also, Kylo Ren is pretty bad ass. Its a okay movie, all in all, worth a watch.

Would be a decent movie if Rey wasn't a fucking Mary Sue

a belief in the interconnected nature of all things and conviction in a power greater than oneself allowing you to succeed against all odds. Kylo is an insecure manchild who is full of self-loathing and doubt, Rey is someone who believes, and that's why she wins

of course Star Wars is such a long spanning franchise with so many different ways of engaging with it people who grew up with it in other mediums (video games, comic books, the prequels, etc) have a different understanding of the Force and think it's governed by power levels or experience points and Rey shouldn't have won because her midichlorians weren't high enough or she didn't have enough XP from grinding Jedi Training at the Yoda academy

IT MAKES NO SENSE. SHE HAD NEVER USED A LIGHTSABER BEFORE. HAVE YOU TRIED SWORDFIGHTING BEFORE? WITHOUT EXPERIENCE YOU WOULD GET HUMILIATED AND KILLED IN 10 SECONDS

because the previous protagonists had absolutely no traces of mary-sueness

She's not a mary sue. If you went in expecting a full explanation of her character, her background and everything else in movie ONE of a 3 part story, you're a fucking moron.

You don't know if she used a lightsaber before. No one knows her backstory yet. Kids are trained as jedi at a very young age. It's not too far fetched to think she might have SOME training.

And if you watch, Rey got her ass kicked by a half dead Kylo until she started to remember her implied training

space crap for retards

Maybe if the guy I was fighting to shot in the liver first and I could use fucking magic it could.

A lightsaber is just a sword m8. Albeit one you have to be careful with, but it's a sword. It was shown in the beginning of the film that she could hold her own in a fight with that staff. Imagine all the guys that have tried to get that sweet pussy over the years in that junkyard.

All I'm saying is that FINN, a fucking angry stormtrooper who can't even use the force, got a slice in on Kylo.

Look, I get that Rey is overpowered, but you're blowing it out of proportion a little.

honestly I'm more surprised kylo ren wasnt knocked off the bridge by the force of that shot. almost every time in that movie someone is hit with the laser-crossbow they go flying backwards but he just stumbles a bit

Its gunna be shit like the last 2,they both should have died but because ma pc left agenda they survived fighting someone who knows how to use a lightsaber well, has force powers where he could stop a bullet

just speaking about plotholes. it just doesnt make sense. and for the better dont even start about other things, like that complete joke of a lightsaber of kylo or that he could kill the jedis in training under skywalker

so much this

I guess maybe they could say he tried to block the blast like he did with Poe's sniper shot was just a little too late or something and still get clipped, but yeah it was BS.

I mean they did have to give Chewbacca a moment though. It was an emotional scene and some instant revenge was needed so it wasn't a complete kick in the balls

it's not a plothole you triple nigger, that's you autistically screeching that your powerlevel headcanon isn't being pandered to

Well done user

Han Solo dies.

2 l8 to b8 m8. discussion's over
0/10

Too soon, no spoilers!

Again, we don't know the full story yet. If none of this stuff gets explained, sure, I'll join you guys, but we have TWO more movies to go through, 8 being the longest SW film ever made. We have exposition coming.

We're on page 100 in a book that's 300pages and people are getting butthurt because they don't understand it all yet. This is why we can't have nice things.

The Black Guy Finn is actually pretty good , Rey is Mary Sue as fuck and pretty boring tbh.
Kylo Ren is a cry baby wannabe cuck.

Also nice try there CNN/WSJ or independant butt mad Rad-Fem'.

I am not a call my self a devoted fan of the series but to me the movie works well as it is

If you like gay porn.

is having niggers in your movie REALLY that bad? His performance was awesome, at least he didn't win an auction to star in a movie and shit it up with his really inauthentic placement (Glover with The Martian anyone?)

>movie doesn't have white male lead
>leftist dogma

I don't understand why anyone thinks conservatives are racist....

>literally A New Hope v.2

Girl on Girl strap on action.

>Kylo Ren is a cry baby wannabe cuck.

Well imagine how you'd feel if you were told that you had to murder your parents in order to be gain the power you desperately wanted. You'd be a little conflicted

People seem to be confusing Kylo Ren with Anakin for some reason. Kylo wasn't whiny at all from what I saw. He willingly chose the darkside for some vague as-yet detailed reason.

>dude i noticed the movie had an x-wing and a death star in it im so smart!!!!!

I thought slaves were bought at auction , not won at auction ?

No you're right if it wasn't for leftists every movie would have a white male lead because that's the only thing that ANYONE wants to see. Stfu moron

I was irritated by the race gender shit, but the movie was enjoyable enough. Boyega was the best part, honestly.

If you like star wars it's a good chapter in the overall history of SW.

Just watch it. But if you can't handle a woman or a black man in a leading role because of whatever dumb reason you think is important, don't even bother

Kylos female reaction to bad news , break other peoples shit.

Im more pissed that they are doing the same stich about destroying a planet killer level weapon....defenetly gonna pirate it tho

I agree it's a good movie, but c'mon, the originals were Ben Kenobi, Han Solo and Luke as the heroes. Now it's a black guy and a chick in TFA and a chick, a spic, and asians in Rogue One, and every media outlet is so excited about the new asian chick, while all the villains are white men. It isn't exactly subtle.

Yes ,this.
Boyega was funny , relatable, he had character growth and flaws etc.

Rey = Im a great pilot , mechanic , force user , Im a survivor.

Kylo Ren is actually a well design character. The writers knew that they couldn't top Darth Vader so they created a character with the same frustration of not beign as good as him. Start using the brain, and stop seeing things from the surface...

>Boyega was funny

britfags are never funny. shill confirmed

Oh come on dude. You telling me if you had a lightsaber you wouldn't cut shit up at every opportunity just for the hell of it? It seems like you're nitpicking at this point

What he was basically doing was saying "I wish this was you".

Niggers built this world, as well as other slaves.

It's not just that, its that Disney fucked with the concept of clones as stormtroopers for no other purpose than to spread that leftist propaganda bullshit.

well I guess if you refer to the characters as their races instead of their names, yeah you might be watching a different movie than most people

In the sense that horses did, sure

What are you talking about?

This guy gets it. New trailer suggests it'll be cyclical too. Rey will (briefly) join the dark side and turn that emo chick good in the third installment.

in what way? weren't they from the start clones of wherever bobba Fett was from (with these guys being dark skinned)?

You seem to think it was an accident that all the new heroes - all of them - are women or ethnic minorities and all the villains white men. That's odd to me.
BTW, I said I liked TFA and that Boyega was the best part.

IT'S A MOVIE. JUST FUCKING WATCH IT OR DON'T YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. THERE IS NO GRAND CONSPIRACY HERE. IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT SPACE WIZARDS.

Lol fell for the one equals all falacy be smarter liberal

are you fucking retarded? The stormtroopers obviously weren't clones in the original trilogy, that was just George being retarded and not thinking anything through

trust me, there are much more inconsistencies in the prequels with the OT than the new movies. You just didn't realize it because you were two when Phantom Menace came out.

yes

>all the villains are white men.

>I'll disregard Captain Phasma and all the other females working for the First Order because that ruins my argument

>picked cotton in a field for a few years
>literally built this country
LOL. sure pal.

that sounds like hanging a lantern on poor writing skills.

"We can't think of anything better , I got it ... we acknowledge that and make it part of the character"

>evil organisation are looking for a droid with impotant information
>said droid is found by orphan on a desert planet
>orphan is a skilled pilot and force sensitive
>they escape desert planet while being chaised by evil organisation
>bring droid to resistance group who fights evil organisation
>evil organisation has super weapon than can destroy planets
>resistance fighters attack super weapon and stop evil organisation from using it against them
>super weapon is destroyed, but evil organisation is still their biggest threat
>force sensitive orphan must seek out the last jedi master to begin jedi training

fucking idiot

So who else can tell that shills are pushing this movie now if you wanna use Sup Forums as a advertising place you better be entertaining bitch, you have ground to make up already since this is a libshit movie

Might wanna read up on some history. If you think they were only in that field you're missing a large portion of the equation here. Slave labor built the fucking white house. Fact.

Why does the villian need to be more powerful everytime? This isn't fucking DBZ

It was shit. A Mary Sue that can do nothing wrong and knows everything. And a token black guy that can't do anything. "HURRRR DONT HOLD MUHH HAND!!! I STRONK WOMANNS!"

This movie was shit. It was so bad Harrison Ford wanted to be killed in it. The (((director))) shits on white people constantly in a white dominated society. Bad acting. Bad story. Bad bad bad.

triggered

>Stormtroopers are nigger-niggers instead of sea-niggers

wow yeah, what a shame

>media has NEVER been used to push an agenda
>oy vey goyim just watch it

>there is absolutely nothing to a movie besides the basic plot structure

guess lion king and hamlet are the same movie