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mAsk God mAnything

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am i goin to hell fam?

My Kingdom is open to all, always

How to pronounce YHWH?

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die

no

are there orgies in heaven

Can I go back in time?

Do we get the girl of our dreams up there m8

do badgers real???

Lord im sorry for been a disappointment please forgive me

yah-way
I'll chop your dick off
I'm eternal
yes
yes but try to remember in heaven you know everything and what you do know is that even if the girls are close to their death day and haven't fucked anyone else yet blah blah blah the universe is old.
there really is no virginity left in the universe.
also there's an orgy room in the castle
no but time is solid and space is fluid
so when you're dead you can break time as easy as you can brake a chair in the land of space and space will correct itself to explain what you did/accomplished
it's easier to find her
but the land of time is no place to be with anyone
it's kill or be killed
exile or be exiled
and being with anyone will cause massive rifts
yes they the realest
the past is the past just move forward.

wrong, not how to pronounce YHWH, dipshit.

then how newfag?

I want to change but how? There's literally nothing worth doing right now and I don't want to bring children into this mad, fucked up world.

Just start the rapture already.

Before you do anything you must think of it
thoughts precede action
action is the point of life

When your life gets better
you won't assume to tell me when and where to start the rapture.

But why are you just standing idle while your creation, the world goes to complete shit?

Is this all a part of your masterplan?

I poop too much

You've been watching over since the moment I was born, right? What did I do to deserve the physical abuse?

Isn't it time you got rid of the jews?

Before I came here I died from being a little green man
I asked the fat butcher and his wife to relocate me to the worst planet in the universe
He did
I've been here 6000 years plus
I think we've come a long way
I haven't stood idle
I've bettered the world every waking day
and sometimes in my sleep
as long as you find a girl that's ok with that
even joins in
life is golden.
find your true love
they exist
this is what confuses me about gays they're so pathetic
I live and die alongside you all
I also suffered great abuse
I was sexually abused
bashed mercilessly in the face for an hour straight
then 6-10 times a week I was punched in the back for two years running
No one ever helped me till I got to grade 7
till I was 13
under 13's are ruthless
I don't mind Jews
it's just their constant stealing of other people's worth which perturbs me
My value is infinite and no matter who takes it in the universe
it funnels back to me over time
but I'm angry mainly for the cause of those still building their value
and what little worth they make is constantly stolen by a running joke that jews are better at business than anyone else.
If I got rid of every race that abused other races there would be no one left
Racism is wrong
it's a poor measurement.

I want to see my mom again, it's been four years since I lost her. How's she doing God?

She's eating right now
by my order
I expect you to order the lesser beings in the land of time to feed her, using your sternum, until her 18th death day.
She's fine
She loves you

is it the jews?

>his is what confuses me about gays they're so pathetic
Why do you hate gays? You created them. Why don't you stop them? Or is your "magic" limited

Nigga I was running

stop that
or read the thread
I created free will
they twisted themselves up because of the difficult yet not impossible task of finding true love
They rebel against the test itself
It's their loss
I don't really care
there are more important issues on Earth, in the universe
Than whom fucks whom
Issues I might add that have far less vocalisation

I don't hate them
I pity them
Keep running

What happens when you die? So in the last moments of living and right after?

youtube.com/watch?v=gkqZSZjSU7w

Do you like?

You learn about the universe in ways I can't explain in one language
You won't feel pain
or fear
but you will all of a sudden understand you must begin planning your next life
every dream and lesson is encrypted
you will only have a loose understanding of dreamland
as anything can happen
you'll immediately learn that you want to stay dead and become an all powerful sorcerer wizard
The land of time is kill or be killed
exile or be exiled
happiness is ration that rarely
and should you ever die or kill yourself
you will be reborn
Laughter is gone from the world
nothing but darkness
pure light
and dreams
nothing is real
it's all a fantasy
all the lessons you learn become an instinct when you are born

The best thing to do is go into dreamland as a living being and shine bright from the heart outwards
it helps.
yes

goodnight god

sleep tight
don't let the bed bugs bite

order her constant feeding
breakfast lunch and dinner
until she is reborn
the philippines nurses have no restriction on how long you have to wait to be reborn
fyi
i designed her a fantastic body