/cum/

friends edition

tfw no gf

tfw no bf

I've felt that before

*slap slap slaps*
*clap clap claps*

tfw no gf

>The freshly sliced crunch of a slightly sweet and spicy onion complementing soft lettuce and creamy mayonnaise? I'll pass. I can't have it stinking up my breath, it might offend all of the people I interact with. In fact, instead I'll add to my sandwich some more bread in the form of pretzels.

Brown eyed girls are best girls

bitch ass coolerò eats the same sshit pandas eat like birds and shit
we are not that hot. we are very average. do not believe the memes. olivia munn(chkin) is actually 38% black

tfw no gf

Multiculturalism's cultural Marxist scientists have gone too far

>tfw no relationship with a cute girl

I like your mom's brown eye

THIS

the street fighter iv comic by udon was shit

I'm actually ok with no gf

Seems like a headache

>we are not that hot.
>olivia munn(chkin) is actually 38% black
Both lies

>I'm actually ok with no gf

>Seems like a headache

the new pokemon game was hawaiian themed.

what an awful image

I just had a fap maybe that's why

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the swimmers were always the most fap worthy sprites, but the lasses were always dressed the sluttiest

didn't notice it was see through sry

HOT

PIPING HOT

Samurai jack, Twin Peaks, Rick and Morty, this is Reddits holy trinity of television

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i believe the office needs to be included in there

twin peaks is 2deep4reddit

>Hello, yes, can I please have my food lined with barely edible landmines that still retain the rebellious nature of their parent vegetable who makes grown men break down in tears? I absolutely love peeling the layers apart of something that is best described as "plastic-like". Instead of giving my jaws a rest, I want them to mash apart the plant spawn of Satan that God failed to stop.

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if you didn't download it sry didn't want to get banned for ANIME TIDDIES

wow you seem a great scholar of reddit interests hmmmm

Never had sex

Reminder that literal redditors frequent this thread

dont send Sup Forums here, you idiot

how do people find this attractive

what's this

i may not have a gf but i do have a lot of runescape gold

Reminder, small ballers are not allowed in this thread

The Office really isnt a thing anymore, maybe half a decade ago

>twin pukes
>deep
stop

Half of Sup Forums probably doesn't even know about Sup Forums

t. hasnt even watched it

worst forced meme since SKIIIIIIP posting

>twin peaks
don't understand the hype just play alan woke

kissed a woman this year so that's a milestone for sure. mind you it was on the hand right after she said she didn't want me to kiss her on the mouth


have a fap and return to ur senses

I got a Santa hat

you realize half of Sup Forums is still a shit ton of people right

t. baby baller

I've hugged girls before. One had giant tits too and she let me hug her multiple times

lol

tfw no gf AND bf at the same time

>but muh red room!!! muh kino northwest atmosphere!

>"don't tell Sup Forums about us"
>*bumps Sup Forums thread needlessly*

But Munn isn't actually black you dip...

>Onions? *sniffles* N-no. They makes me cry, a-and that's fine! You know what, they're hard to chew too! Yep, you heard that right, I find crispy vegetables that are mostly water hard to chew.

im handsome in my opinion

clearly somebody here wants Sup Forums to invade

i hugged your mom last night

Did you ?

Sup Forums is a pretty isolated board now, they wouldn't "raid" this board if you linked it a dozen times. Just a bunch of underaged newfags looking at amateur/facebook fap pictures

can someone post the blacked hand holding head template?

by not being homos

I think you're very handsome bb

ye

best i can do is this bro

i've racked up lots of hugs from thin lesbians over the past year, would be nice to get some more big boobed hugs desu

portlandia destroyed the pnw forever. literally cannot even watch planet of the war of the ape planet or whatever it's called without thinking, 'hmm carrie and fred probably made a sketch where that monkey is standing'
the real scene now is the interior of ny
stop appropriating my race white boi. we PoC are all one collective hive mind

K den

tfw used to have one but I'm alone again

overwatch is 30 dollars right now.

i think that's fair. the graphics are really on point.

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My dream is to receive a blowjob

t. blizzard shill

Parsley is a delicious herb

hello Sup Forumseddit

Can I feed you baby food from a jar

leave him alone

I've hugged a big tiddied Eurasian lesbian before

>we PoC are all one collective hive mind
Something I always think is funny is how Asians are only considered minorities when it benefits some other whinier minority group.

sup r/reddit

cilantro is fucking delicious

>blizzard
>in summer time

You have 2 options:
1. Advertise yourself as a straight man to the weird desperate dredges of the homosexual community
2. Stop being such a little fucking bitch

Ive hugged a qt polish mixed with flip before

i don't understand. am i a baby for playing overwatch?

please shut up stupid normalfaggot piece of garbage

>stopped wanting a gf once i realize i don't like other people

:emoji:

ONIONS ARE A VIOLATION OF HUMAN DECENCY AND FEEDING THEM TO CHILDREN OR THE DISABLED SHOULD BE A CRIMINAL OFFENSE. ONIONS CRAWL INTO MY MOUTH LIKE THOSE AMAZONIAN POND PARASITES ENTER MEN'S URETHRA'S AND MAKE THEMSELVES RIGHT AT HOME JUST FUCKING MY SHIT UP. IF A MAN IS WORTH HIS SALT AND MUSTER, HE CERTAINLY HAS THE GRIT TO LOOK PAST THE ETERNAL (((ONIONS))) AND INSTEAD ADOPT THE VÖLKISCH PRETZEL CONDIMENT TO SATISFY HIS LUST FOR THE CRUNCH. I HOPE ONE DAY THAT ONIONS ARE BANNED FOREVER AND THAT A SUPERVIRUS WIPES OUT ALL ONION CROPS SO THAT WE MAY BE FREE FROM THE STINKY BREATH WATERY EYE AGENDA THAT IS TURNING OUR POPULACE INTO A BUNCH OF SHREK-SMELLING ONION TARDS

that's a weird mix

Wrong

Onions are delicious

yea

thx. R8 my meme: Africanized Bees

>that pic
Putting that on my list of things that have never happened

Flips will mix with anyone.

>tfw no Montana bf

>achieve thing
>no longer want thing

i wonder how many RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHILLS posts you make per day

Sup Forumsedditors like you are just fucking trash, lowest tier of posters on this site and that's saying something when faggots exist

onion rings are dank af

why is Sup Forums and /his/ so Catholic and Orthodox? It seems like they're as anti-Protestant as they are anti-everything else

awful

No, you are a grown up

I feed you baby food for maximum multitasking while you play your game sweetie