Alright Sup Forums, how do i convince my brother to let me suck his dick?

alright Sup Forums, how do i convince my brother to let me suck his dick?

you don't seem to know men very well

are you a female?

Yeah

the usual

>short skirt
>be attractive

if that don't help, advanced techniques
>find out if he likes anything in particular
>like thigh high socks, stockings, a particular way of putting make up on etc
>get him slightly drunk

not exactly brain surgery

Tell him it's his last, best, chance for getting any action at all before he becomes a Level 75 Wizard

show us your tits so we can see what youre working with to seduce him

He likes inflation, has a pregnancy kink, and jerks off to traps... idk what to do with any of that info

now i see why you'd be confused

well
dress up as a preggo bouncy castle with a dick on it

Too many replies without tits and timestamp. You know the rules.

Tits or gtfo

masturbate in front of him

OP probably gay
best advice i can say is wait until hes drunk, that way you can both pretend like it never happened afterwards

He's probably desperate enough to go for that kind of relationship. You can tease him to spike his interest, maybe by leaving your undies around for him to find or exposing him to NSFW images of yourself; perhaps left open on your screen or something like that. If you get the idea in his head and give him enough of the above, he might become interested enough to go for it once you actually move in.

tits or gtfo bitch

They're sad and I'm gross but okay

Tits or gtfo

theyd work for me. have him "accidentally" catch you naked and work your way from there

Leave some bro/sis incest porn for him to find to let him know you're into it. Knowing that you fantasize like that might be all he needs to start suspecting and fantasizing himself.

I think the best way would be to get him drunk

They're right there boi

damn. theyre nice af do you have kik or sc or if you want i can post mine

Just lost no nut November.


>Bitch

Moar?

So some more info: were a very open family and like I pee in front of him all the time, go in the bathroom while he's showering, we wear underwear around each other all the time. So I'm not sure how to be more suggestive

Post yours, I had to make a new one last time I posted mine

walk into his room naked, see how he reacts

Nice tits im going to fap while looking at your fine tits any chance i can see your pussy please

He'll probably think I'm just drunk tbh

he a heavy sleeper?

Lets see those tits in motion,
Come get on cam at

> femanon
> cams
> com

>inflation
An economics buff huh? Ok the first thing you want to do is rapidly raise the minimum wage with a new minimum wage law or something. Then you need to invade an oil rich country and destabilize the fuel market. This should skyrocket the price of food and such. From there its just all about being around when he finds out.

let him "accidentally" catch your playing with yourself.

this

then he might take advantage of you

Sounds like a foolproof plan, thank you for the advice!

when is the next time u see him?

suck him asap

he's already convinced. just do some battle and tickle game with him while dressing something that would let Your legs naked and Your tits visible (Daisy Dukes or pants and T shirt could be fine). while doing it start putting Your hand between his legs to stimulate him. once starts hardening put Your hand in his pants and start stroking it, then pull it off and start sucking it gently

Sit on his lap.

just be overly affectionate. If he's laying on the couch, lay kind of on top of him and put your head on his arm or shoulder or something. keep it up. accidentally brush against his junk. more and more obviously over time. see if you can get him hard. Wear pajamas around him, where your nips poke the shirt visibly, and let him see. Wear big hoodie and panties, with him in the room, bend over to pick something up. scenarios like this.

just pull it out and suck it.. that or walk around naked or let him see you naked more frequently and judge his reaction

Literally.
Any male your brother or not would let you suck his dick.
Just walk in and pull your breast out and tell him what you want.
Don't do any of this faking nude shit.
Is just going to prolong time and you'll never end up blowing him because neither of you will have the guts to confront one another about it.
Just tell him.

Add me on snap and send some tittys?

See the problem is we already do this, we're super close, just not sexual. I could do all of that and he wouldn't take it in a sexual way

if he is a heavy sleeper you can sneak into his room and work him into hard if he wakes up keep going and go for the kill do not fuck around go for the kill and no that was not a pun

if he's a faggot...open your mouth

Tell me your snap and maybe I will. Too many guys wanted my boobs last time and I had to make a new one

pierced titties and you are asking how to suck your brothers dick? I sense larping. Lets see your beaver so I can jerk off to it.

You ruined a nice pair of tits with those disgusting piercings. Such a shame.

try this while on couch

>fake

I thought this was b8 until the tits, but you sound legit

This is some pretty great advice for turning it up a notch.


Another would be to sit on the couch with him in your underwear and goof around and be silly and dumb until you end up with your hand on his thigh and just leave it there. He'll get uncomfortable and horny and you and move it a little bit closer to his cock and if he moves or says anything about it then just make your move and gently touch it and be playful and move closer to him and I bet you'll be sucking that cock in no time

le56% brother

Eh I'm general trash so some piercings are the least of my concern

Its dubzcheckem lol

blur your tattoo next time.
i'm too exhausted and swamped to dox you, but easily could. tattoo only makes it easier.

We're Puerto Rican, not black, but sure I guess

You're no more trash than the rest of the faggots on Sup Forums

Then if you don't just tell him then you're never going to suck his dick.
If you're honestly that close he is already thinking about it anyway.
Just like I said.
You'll both keep waiting hoping someone makes a move and neither of you will ever do it.
That's the difference between people that assume and wait and people that do and take what they want.

Lol I mean yeah it's custom so

snap: young.teen16
kik: young.teen16

dw i made those accounts a while ago

She's cooperating and quite nice. No need for doxxing anyone. This is why we don't get tits on here anymore.

Do you think people actually want to be your friend? Just make us cum slam pig

>We're Puerto Rican, not black
HAHAHAAHAH
multao mutts thinking they are white
ok. Just do it, he wont reject you

How old are you?

Add me on snap thebioshock96, down to cum to you

make it sexual. are you attractive? i mean, you have a nice set of tits, but hows the pussy? wear sexy underwear. something revealing, see thru even. give him a show of that glory

Nah no one wants to be my friend lol I'm a nymphette which scares most people

Puerto Rican here too, if you were in my area, we’d have some fun.

My SC is alphaamanitin

Sure whatever you say
get on with the pictures

Soooo are you down to send me some spank material?

is he older or younger?

Do you live in the US?
If so east coast or west?

So you mean underage then

Eh that sounds like a lot of work my dude, I'm just here to bang my bro

Younger, I'm 21 he's 17

Ok here is what to do. Send him a nude pic over text and wait for him to respond. Post results

I'm 21, I just dress like a loli

East

well duh then, get him pass out drunk

Damn, was really hoping to get my rocks off to you lol I don't really have the best advice, just show him those tittays, worked for me

STFU nigger

But youre overweight

Wanna smash? I'll come to you. I'll even treat you like a little sister.

Any man who has to put Alpha in his name isn't Alpha.

Yeah, by about 40lbs. I was almost 200, finally down to 160.

Shameless bump

Howd you achieve that. How much tits did you lose

I mean I write a lot of big bro/little sister porn so I wouldn't object

post more nudes

This

not bad

If you’re in the CT area let me know, I’m PR too, I’d fill the void for you.

My boobs don't really get bigger when I'm fat, just saggier. And just through dance and yoga and diet I was able to lose the weight

Haha, it's a chemical compound bud


OP, if he's 17 and he's into all that stuff then he's probably absolutely itching to get his cock sucked. I bet if you create the sexual atmosphere and get close to him you can push him over the edge into it

I'm upstate New York

What do you dance to

Genuinely thought that said Alphamantim. Carry on then nerd.

Puerto ricans are that white?

Are you up for sending texts to him and showing us proof?