RISK

RISK.
You faggots should know how to play now
You start with 5 territories
To join, claim a color, name, and nation

>the simpsons
>light blue
>spain

>arabdickbitch
>red
>syria

We start at 5 people

Haha

3 More to go

>family goy
>Cyan
>Portugal

did you just laugh at your own joke?

I'm a post-ironic shitposter
And I was laughing at my id

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>xxx
I kek'd

youre a nigger

but thanks tho, might have to be a quick game for me

Arab bump

Hand over the ratings Homer

I love RISK but it's all luck of the draw whether or not you're going to get anybody playing

Shill it on Sup Forums

You do it, Mr.404

The Dutch empire
Orange
Netherlands

Roll here
Rolling to expand around myself

Fill Portugal, spill into Spain

expand The netherlands than Benelux

>Chooses india
>Doesn't name himself poo in the loo

You had ONE JOB.

People are AFK. Two more turns and your territory is blanked

Attack the Simpsons and steal all their ratings

Fill rest of the Benelux once done go to North Germany to Denmark

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You know what i want

Take spain, cancel the Simpsons their ratings are too low.

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Take spain

Forgot Luxembourg and just go for Denmark now

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Fill Spain

Spill into France

Fill Luxembourg and go on with Denmark and after that Sweden

Dark Red
Brotherhood of Nod
Sarajevo.

Wanna be Allies for the time being ?

Too late to join?
Mauga Sinasina
Light Blue
Belarus

Sure mate

Fuck
Any colour
Switzerland.

Roll to fill Switzerland and spill into Austria.

Swell

Someone else wanna temporarily take over, tired as fuck and I feel I'm soon gonna make a mistake. Just say

Continue with Sweden and than Norway Also you put my Color some where else

Whoops, wrong color lol

Fill France

Fill out Belarus.
Good night, sweet prince.

Head towards Greece.

Mupdate

I won't play then.

Fill out the rest of Belarus. Any spills go to Ukraine.

Fill France

Cover the coast of the Adriatic.

oh my, I'm so sorry! I missed your message. I'll add you now, including this roll. Where do you want to go?

fill Sweden

Thanks :3 Italy.

Do you want to have a NAP?

Fine stay out of Scandinavia and Germany and

Sure. I just want to have another Soviet Union.

Ally with me or learn of my peaceful ways, by force.

Fuck name dissapeared, sorry.

And sure thing, friend.

Update

I will cede my east most country to you, as an offering

Fill Italy.

Start fill Germany

Fill Ukraine. I'll do it just for a pun.

You didn't add my last roll. Whatever I quit cede my land to the Dutch

Hey OP, that Arab guy never came back can I have his color? Just take him off the map
USSR
Red
Moscow, Russia

I'm sorry, as i said, I'm tired

Move towards Hungary while filling the rest of the tile I'm currently on.

Sure

Hey, I was going to make the USSR!

Fine, we'll trade colors
I'll take yours and he can rename it Slavic Union

No, it's fine. You can take Kazakhstan and the such, but keep out of the rest of Europe.

Too late, already made map

UPDATE

Can someone take over OP? I'm fatigued

Finish filling Italy (including Sardinia), then into Tunisia.

Fill out Croatia and any extra spill goes into Slovenia and Austria.

Fuck you, Russia's mine, and so is Eastern Europe. Prepare to get zozzled
USSR > Russiaan Western Border then cross it into Mauga in Belarus
Zerg rush those bastards

Keep filling Crimea. Any spills go to the Baltics.
Good night, sweet prince.

I wanna keep playing haha, but I'm making more and more mistakes

Aiyaa, and I was hoping we could be friends...

Belarus is a +3 bonus.

It's fine bro, you can do what you need.

Really? Well, this changes everything.

Really? You didn't sound too friendly here. The way I took that comment was "Hey guess what? You're in Russia so we're coming to kill you" so as you can see I acted preemptively. No harm no foul though, I'll cede it back to you next round and just work on filling in Russia, you can keep Eastern Europe. NAP?

Conflict breaks

Also, fuck you lot for not being generous enough to take over lol

NAP. I'll keep working on making 1/5 of the Soviet Union.
Fill the Baltics, but before doing that shave off that one territory in Belarus.
I'm sorry mate, but I'm on mobile.

I don't have a mouse so I can't take over sorry OP.

Fill Tunisia then Libya. Spill into Algeria.

Fill out Croatia, extra spill goes into Austria.

If not too late

Gray
KKK
Egypt

Oh I rolled a nuke. Do I get any Ts this turn?

I'll give it to ya

Well, you do have a +6 bonus, so probably.

Want a NAP?

Not that tired :^)

Yeah OK.

Ally, fuck?
If not, you will learn of my peaceful ways, by force

Fill Ukraine and move up to Lithuania.

...OP? I seem to have some territories next to India.

We will spread our ways into Egypt
HAIL THE KKK