Hi Sup Forums, ask a bored and lonely Marine anything

Hi Sup Forums, ask a bored and lonely Marine anything.

how long until you go crazy and shoot a bunch of people in public?

I am happy to say that I don't think I will ever do that

that's great news!

What time stamp is it where you are?

What's your mos?

Has the US government made you kill innocent people? I heard that's a pretty common thing.

Writing backwards is too hard

0811

No

cool - we're in the same time zone.

Now, go on and find a sharpie

Sorry, not going to happen. Lol

Stop that don't get a sharpie unless you want to

Nice gains. No homo.

/fit/ much?

squint ur eyes as much as u can

Hey can you fuck my girlfriend while I watch

Thank you! I only look big because it was chest and shoulder today, lol. I visit every so often.

let's make dreams come true, OP

I'm flattered, but no thank you!

Favorite album of 2017?

Sure, here you go

Keep at it breh.

Semper fi.

You sure? she's a big booty white girl. loves asian dudes.

Bored and my wife is getting dicked by dudes when I'm on my 12 hour shifts CO here.

How is it being in the Marines? Our Bravo pod has all vets and they're mostly marines. They're basically in for rape, murder, and fondling minors.

OP here. Sorry, but I don't listen to albums much. You can ask me about my favorite songs though!

Oorah, thank you and Semper Fidelis.

Probably a few Senators in there, too

Like anything, it has its ups and downs. The mentality of trying your best at everything and everything you do, I love that shit. Guaranteed pay, medical and dental benefits, and yada yada yada. You know the stuff sir. But there's so much bullshit involved :(

PAWGS are my weakness, but I have to respect your and hers relationship. Just an old school kind of guy

Can we take a step back and reflect for a moment... our country is being guarded tonight by someone dumb enough to show their face on Sup Forums... let that sink in

are you affiliated with any branch of the united states of america's armed forces?

Was there anything traumatic that has happened to you in the military?

You mean brave enough


'MERICA

Plenty of people show their faces on Sup Forums. I'm not some beta cuck that is afraid of what some neckbeards think about the way i look.

Do you jerk off to hentai

No, nothing too bad yet lol.
Thank you for your support, it really means alot!
Sometimes

Why the marines? Why not get a trade or qualification through the other facets of the military? Is this a short term thing (minimum service time) or are you doing it as a career or just happy to see where the day takes you?

you're one sharpie up your ass away from being served fresh kompromant

(((guarded)))
I think you meant being used as a tool for imperialism.

Devil, you stay in, bust your ass, and keep doing what you do. Retired in '04 and I miss it like crazy. Most the guys I use to hang with who told me I was a fool to sign up are out here either dead, in jail, or still trying to hustle like they're still in their teens.

Me? Got a good wife, pension, house, car, kids through college, graduated college myself, and I STILL can pass a PFT (5-11, 217 lbs, left Parris Is weighing 190.).

Trust me. STAY IN. 20 goes by in the blink of an eye. Semper Fi!

>Devil

Because being the best at any and everything I do is what drew me in. Also my recruiter said I'd be getting mad pussy.
Again, not going to happen lmao.
Whatever floats your boat.
Those trips say otherwise. But seriously, I have thought about re-enlisting but you know how the military works. Someone above is always shitting on you. At most I have thought of is to extend my current contract. Going to lat move for sure though. Semper Fi!

Boot

Short for 'Devil Dog'

Term of endearment for a Marine.

We got the name after the battle of Bellawood in World War I. We keep coming at the Germans with such ferocity, they reported it was like fighting a bunch of tefuhundens (Devil dogs).

The name stuck, and I'm proud to have earned it.

>my recruiter said I'd be getting mad pussy.
Do.... you?

Aye Cpl :(
Oorah!
Well, a lot of my friends do and most of them aren't even good looking or fit LMAO. It's just me as a person am very awkward and can't do one night stands. Idk, might sound sappy but I'm looking for the right one lol

Always remember, 1 duty station is not the whole Corps. I had a gazzillion good tours, and only 1 that make me feel like everyone was out to get me. One of my gunnys saw it was messing with me, he pulled me aside, and told me something I have many a Marine.

"Do not let ONE bad unit determine your career."

And he was right.

Damn dude I wish I could get mad pussy. But I suck balls at talking to women.

Fuck, them digits

u seem like a cool dudebro. u thai by chance?

Good to go! Stationed in 29 stumps and all my SNCOS tell me that theres so much more to the Marine Corps. Thank you for your insight!
It's all good man. Just focus on yourself for now and the girls will follow :)
Praise the sun!
Close, I'm Burmese. Literally right next to Thailand, one of them brown skins lol. What about you??

Is taxation theft?

The Vietnamese is obvious

ha so i was close. im just a mixed euro boi. have a great night

How's your current living quarters?

what is your mos? 6257 here

Not in my opinion, no
I literally just said that I was Burmese
You too!
It's pretty good honestly. Much like a dorm room. Roommates and all
0811 in 29 palms

Do you regret enlisting?
I've only been in since August last year and am definitely regretting it right now because of mass punishment. I am in Japan..

Your name isn't Nick is it?

Are you proud to be a marine?

Ever witnessed sexual harassment?

Where?

Iwakuni or Okinawa?

Just to let you know. Every Marine I served with overseas said 6 months after hitting stateside, they were itching to go back oversea.

I spent a total of 8 years overseas. 2 in Iwakuni single - extended, 6 in Okinawa - accompanied, and the wife and kids wanted me to extend again.

But all good thing...

Trust me, you're on vacation right now. Enjoy it.

Goddamn, I can't believe no one asked you this! What's you're favorite flavor crayon?

Are you Asian Tyler1?

How's being a marine? How many years of experience? Kill any sandniggers yet?

No I do not. I believe that I have made the right choice in the long term. It's all a matter of perspective, I just happen to find more positives than negatives. Yeah I heard about that, all of Okinawa being secured LMAO. There any barracks moonshine going around yet??
No it is not
I am very proud, but I don't let it get to my head . If a person asks then I'll tell them but I don't go around holding up a sign "I'm a Marine" yknow??
A little grabass here and there, but we have gotten so many briefs and classes on sexual harassment that we know whats playing around and what is sexual harassment.

Haha haven't tried any crayons jsut yet!
No, this is Patrick.
It's pretty great. 2 years. Not yet

>I am very proud, but I don't let it get to my head . If a person asks then I'll tell them but I don't go around holding up a sign "I'm a Marine" yknow??
Umm, see

Damnit devil dog. What are you doing with your life?!?!

Im assuming that you live in the barracks. Is there any privacy in the Marines? Are you with other Marines everyday?

What have you done so far?

What if I just said AMA?? What if people what a little insight to the lifestyle??
I'm sorry! I have failed you!
I mean there is some privacy within the barracks. On a regular workday I am around them all the time, but on the weekends everyone just kind of does their own thing.
Uhm, fairly vague question. Coulkd you be more specific pleasE??

Are female Marines marriage-tier?

I'm at Iwakuni.
I bet you are right I will probably want to go back overseas once I'm stateside but right now all I can focus on is how shitty the Marine Corps can make life..

What's the reason you're getting out?

The female Marine

1. In shape.

2. Lots of stamina.

3. Look good, but are generally ignored by male Marines for some reason.

I use to tell my boys this: You're in shape, she's in shape. Go to the exchange, get a bag of groceries, fall back to your or her room, put a 'Do NOT Disturb' sign on the door, and hump like rabbits the whole weekend and wear each other out.

Definite marriage material.

OP you look like the dude from the Youtube channel Beyond Science

There might be, I just haven't seen any. I still have a couple of bottles hidden.

My sister got married while she was in..

Oh man!

You guys still go to Three Falls?!

How does it feel fighting for Israel?

Fuck me man I’m at Iwakuni right now. Fuckin Oki Marines fucking everything up right now. What did you think of the JSDF? Is it just me or if we pulled out would they loose this country in 24 hours provided any major conflict arose.

Ok, have you travelled anywhere? Invaded? Any dangerous experiences? Make any friends? How was training? Etc etc

Oh, and I'm retired. Did 20 standing on my head. 2 wars, 2 floats, I-I Duty, Married, 2 kids, Recruiting.

And YOU sir, hit the dream spot. The only places better than Iwakuni is Hawaii or Delmar California.

Generally they're not that good looking in my opinion, sure you get those couple few that are gorgeous. If you want hot military chicks, I say go for Air Force. Again, it's all opinionated.
Haha, I can see it.
Well I personally am not so idk.

why won't you get a better laptop with better camera?

I was there in '85 - '87. And it was pretty much anything goes back then. Best station EVER!

Ah, I see. Im In DEP right now. There have been lots of qt3.14 poolees coming and going.

They were saying the same thing when I was there. We ain't ever pulling up. Oki or Iwa. If we do, there's always Guam.

joining the military even though the government did 9/11. what a fucking brainlet

Well, you see. I don't make that much money friend.
Haha hell yeah! Everytime I go back home for leave I just stop by the ol' recruiting station to say hi and there's always a qt female poolee there, like uuggghh!! Don't tell my recruiter I said that
I hear a beta cuck around here

I've been told just in the last few years it has become almost unrecognizable. So much new construction and the expansion..

I can't say I've gone yet, but yeah I know a couple of guys that go hiking there.

Wow you have had quite the career!
Would you do it all again knowing what you know now?

Not gonna answer me?

>How do we keep the earth fully populated with humans forever?

Have you ever fucked a mermaid?

I'm not OP but that's an evolving question. Humanity won't face the same problems in 10 years that they will face in 10 billion years..

What's the worst thing that's happened to you while being a part of the Marines?

Sucks you can't smoke bud man, but I appreciate and thank you for your service.

I'm in Texas btw, have some bud porn

Would you?

Very sorry! Probably just looked over your question. I'll answer them right now.
I'm from Maryland and have traveled to South Carolina, Oklahoma, California, Japan, and South Korea so far. Haven't "invaded" anyone just yet. No "dangerous" experiences yet. I have made many friends throughout this crazy adventure. Now that I think about it, boot camp was easy in a way. You are literally being told what to do, when to do it, and how to do it.

>I've been told just in the last few years it has become almost unrecognizable. So much new construction and the expansion.

I looked at the base once on Google. They were putting the bridge up when I left and just built the Exchange. My shop looked right across the flight line. Tin building torn down long ago. Hell, I don't even recognize Lejeune now when I go down there.

> I can't say I've gone yet, but yeah I know a couple of guys that go hiking there.

Bet you didn't know... There's also a SEVEN Falls.

>Would you do it all again knowing what you know now?

In a heart beat. HOWEVER, I have had boot camp flashbacks where I find myself going through training the age I am now.

I wake up in a cold sweat, relieved it was all just a dream. lol

Take off your shirt

(: