I'm bored b. Lets play DnD.I'll DM. Your post number is your roll dice and I'll roll anything else for you

I'm bored b. Lets play DnD.I'll DM. Your post number is your roll dice and I'll roll anything else for you.

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i wanna be a barbarian

75. You am an Barbarian what do?

>roll for initiative, dividing last 2 dig by 5

hit something with my club

Makes sense. 11 still an barbarian

I wanna be a conjuration wizard.

im a cleric called tierel the tiereliest im the most tierel of everybody

You roll an 8. You failed wizard school and became a NEET Wizard. You live at your moms house and make her feel like shit.

you roll an 8.4. Your name is Joe and you are an accountant with mild cleric training

I want to be a druid pls!

as my new found name has resshapped me i will try to heal the NEET wizard

wat

And establish a tax shelter

me club the neet. barbarian always win, until we don't

With my NEET powers I want to attempt to summon my 2d waifu as a familiar

7.5 you miss something swings at you. Something rolled a 16. It's a hit. It does 30 dmg. Your hp is 722/752

Bard

You rolled a 7.4. You are now a furry degenerate you like nightcore and collecting sonic plushies, your parents are crushed.

You roll a 13. Success the Neet has gained an intern position at your accounting firm rejoice.

You roll a 2.6. You are denied your shelter by hooknosed jews.

Is that the map from the dark man video game?

8.4 the neet dodges you

This is so lifelike, wowzers

I'd like to draw a wildly popular webcomic!

You roll a 3. Your comic is bad. not CWC kek at you bad but good wtf is wrong with you why are you soo mediocre bad.

crush the neet, drive him before you, rape the waifu until she laments

18. You roll the toppest teir waifu and she loves only you.

Ghosthunter paladin, sentient +4 holy avenger named the deficator, and my greater figurine of wonder a hellsteed named dogfood...

Yes this character exist and has pc sheets and about 30 years of history

6.4. Kek you are a Jake Paul cover singer.

You roll an 8.2. Your name is Brian the Unlucky. You have wet dreams about being a Paladin but the only swordplay you've had is furiously masterbating to deviant art posts. You have a cum sock of +4. Your father is ashamed and does not look you in the eye.

activate rage and try to murder all of team 10, jake specificly with club in rectum

My waifu and I will venture off to the kingdom of Japan so I can get some magic items to boost my NEET-ly power.

forgot the sadfrog

18.8 You successfully pin the neet with Your strong arms the chubby neet has little resistance. You force your monster cock in his boi puccy. Neet is longer Virgin but is much sadder than he expected to be.....

I want to sell Brian some nsfw OC of his paladin character so i can afford more ramen and plushies!
(and fap to barb x neet while well hidden in my drawing fort...)

You rolled a 1. WAifu is mad that you would ever think she is JAPANESE! She freezes you and takes waifu figurine collection and smashes them. you are frozen for so long you lose Your internship at the accounting firm. You have been classed down from Weeb to NEET and just as your family had started to gain some respect for you. While frozen a Barbarian destroys your boi pucci you have lost your virginity.

CE cleric of the arcane high elf

Outstanding

Ill act like im buying but hit him with my freshly used sock

I attempt to make up with my waifu and I use my NEET powers to summon the power of anime on this barbarian heathen. Then I will attempt to fix my NEET life to support the waifu.

hit brian in the shin with club. steal cum sock and ransom it to his father

i worked hard on that art! How will I ever survive!
Maybe I can draw Neetwizard a new waifu..

you rolled a 20. CRITIKAL HIT! No one notices you as you use your past failings to motivate your work. MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL!! Your fan art is soo good it becomes a smash hit in japan when you make it a manga series. It becomes an anime and gains fame as the best franchise ever made. It becomes a global phenomenon your parents love and respect you. You are now rich and famous. +hot wife +sports car +Luxury Furry suit +Mansion

See me hitting you with my cum sock blessed you ...let me touch your fursuit....

I wanna be a wizard. With a magic stick.
The magic stick wizard.

ranger please

You rolled a 24. You hit him with your cum sock. The stench and moisture is so that it knocks him out. You fondle him because he is famous. You record it on your fun because blackmail.MP4 and to fap to later. You get an issue of the manga and all the collectible figures all of which were signed You steal A clump of hair before leaving him to wake up hours later.

gimme male porn star

11.6 The gods have blessed you. you are now a magical girl.

you rolled a 16. You are now the green Power Ranger for being a teen with attitude. Congrats.

i use my power to summon my zord and go on a rampage

with my magic powers I grow XXL nipples
I want to be fucked in the nipples by a tentacle

3.8. You are Randy DincCrinckle. You are an 80 year old Pornstar that specializes in gay porn. You are well know for being able to stuff a buttplug, a dildo, and a professional grade Football up your asshole. It burns when you pee and people are ashamed to be seen around you.

I attempt to open a portal to >>>/quest/, but I leave the portal open to flood them to death with force of a thousand oceans of shit produced by Sup Forums.

4.2 you have failed.

enter the portal to find a baron wasteland
with an empty feeling of dread

3.4. you have failed they convince you to suck their dicks and fuck your girlfriend while you watch. You have gained the CUCK debuff :[

I use my magical anal abilities to tryout as a wide reciever for the cleveland browns

You step inside the Zord and go to put in your saber. oh no it's a trap set up by RITA what do fam??? She wants to show you here tumblr page, top Anime picks, and teach you how to be a feminist with BuzzFeed articles!!!!

You rolled a 17. Success the /quest/ board with their low immunity to shit posts and cancer has been destroyed 10s of Anons lay dead before you. Since the board has been left for dead Sup Forumstards rally to make it /b2/. ALL WILL FALL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE Sup ForumsTTALION!!!

rolling to see if i defeat RITA and er feminazi zombies

2.2. the dread falls away it is just a candy land filled with teddy bears and gumdrops and sparkly unicorns, and fwuffy wittle kittens with top hats.

Can I join?
I want to be a politician!

I quickly realize that I fucked myself, and am going to be stuck in a dead board. I use my lost Tome of the Beastmen to attempt to summon the hidden board, that must not be named, in a desperate attempt to gain safe passage back out.

Yessss sooo much cum ...

the unnamed board appears

>you go to meet with paladin at the local park to decide how much the drawings are worth
>someone comes up from behind and bludgeons you, it feels squishy
>oh god what is that sm-
>wake up at night, it's cold out here
Ugh another doodle for nothing..!
>upload to fur community site
>fap and pass out for a while
>wake and look at laptop screen, a publisher likes my stuff! They want me to make more!

*tears of disbelief*
I knew my dad was wrong when he said no son of his could ever be a dumpy bearfucker (it's yiffer! hmph) The japanese know true art!

I want to buy a set of armor for paladin in thanks for his stanky blessing and use my newfound wealth on a paternity test.

this is getting good

2.6. Your ideals of friendship and equality like actual we are all flesh and blood and deserve to be treated fairly are taken by the public to mean that you are a partner with the Feminazis. Seeing you the green ranger, a beckon of hope aligned with them blue pills the normies. Things seem bleak what do in the next episode of Power Rangers Red Pill Force user!?!?

I wanna be some random guy with a AR

Using my NEET powers I will shoot the feminazi with my wand that's shaped like a katana to redpill them.

...

tune in next week to find out!!!!

I accept the armor gladly and knight him with cumload my +4 cumsock

12. Congrats sir You have made it to State Representative. You are now rich from bribe money. +shit ton of money -morality -shame

Hey can I be a trap waifu that gets fucked by wolf's every turn.

7.4 I mean there's some cum. Not as much as you expected though.

Please bump my thread. Please answer a question or two. Or ask a question or two

Ok I'm gonna introduce a bill to ban feminism.

dm is le debil oh noes!!

9.8 The armor set is acceptable better than the Paladin could afford, but hey you cant be rich without jewing out some suckers. Paternity tests are inconclusive...

Roll to blow my brains out due to realising that traps are gay. that I'm gay.that this is the reason why my mom killed herself.

4.8 things begin to get worse you feel the melancholy start to set in....

I'd like to be the best camwhore on the internet.

15 You has an AR user good news you arent even black! You're like a russian guy which is meh but at least you aren't a black guy.

Roll a 6th level fighter champion 4th level bard of whispers

7.8 You red pill some of the people that were on the fence by explaining that the gender pay gap takes into account all jobs and includes women that are employed as moms and that the racial pay gap is actually real and not how it is expected either with asians making 50% more money than any other race. Should have posted the It's okay to be white flyers. :[

Use my AR to mow down any traps
And due to a life time of drinking and doing meth I no longer feel pain.

12. you are a tomboy that is friends with a wolf. Don't let your dreams me dreams.

Spellsword with pretty much the contents of the iron throne as my Armoury (unmelted into throne form of course) plz

Why isn't anyone paying attention to my giant nipples?

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Satisfied with my mediocre success, I’ll have sex with my waifu

I want to be a bard dressed as a clown.

5.8. Your political backers inform you that their new ad campaign has Feminist imagery and that it would be a shame if they had to pull your funding to afford a new ad campaign. You quietly burn the bill and reflect on the change you wanted to make to the system and wonder if it's not the system that has changed you.

19 you speak french or whatever fluently now.

I restore my HP by sleeping, with OPs mom

Human rogue with shadow abilities

you rolled a 4. you pull the trigger and the gun jams. At that moment your life flashes before your eyes and in that moment of weakness you realize, how silly you truly are user. You realize your mother killed herself because she was mentally ill and felt she had no way out or was too far gone. You get counseling and start working out you leave the weebshit behind and decide to be a personal trainer, until one day you meet a beautiful woman.

You rolled a 12. You Do slightly better than Elliot but not well enough to break the scoreboard. Should have prepared and done your homework. 60% see teacher after class.