ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!

bmp

>I masturbate at least 4 times a day
>I shitpost on a japanese image board and call people I don't even know "nigger" and "faggot"
>I save nude images of girls that I don't even know
>I make vague, general, uninformed, and idiotic statements on the internet at least once every hour
>I refuse to go out and get a girlfriend because I'm afraid of rejection, but act like I have tons of experience and never hesitate to offer advice to other single guys

used my lil niece and got away with it....

I've adopted my 'friend's daughter, she was being abused by him and is pretty much damaged for life. Then moved far away which I was planning to do anyway.

I'm now providing a very good life for her and am helping her become a normal human being again (trained psychologist).

I know it's not the typical story on here, but there you go.

cool story. how old is she?

You're good people user.

Thank you sir.

14.

I really need to pee and I'm holding it in

You're doing God's work, user.

yall r fags

Thanks, appreciate it!

noted

Greentext?

>was always into petit gals
>at first didnt want to accept my perversion that my niece is just the way i like when she hit puberty
>but i couldnt do anything about it, always thinking of her, so took the chance
>i was always the favorite uncle
>whenever they visited me she spent all the time playing and goofing around with me
>when she was in puberty i used the fact her hormones going crazy
>jokes with sexual innuendo, nasty jokes, sexy stuff, showed her some of my comic collection
>need to specify i have some nasty hentai shit in collection
>got her some booze to try what is like when her father isnt around
>cigs too
>she liked it all
>made me even bigger in her eyes, we did all "cool" thing together
>after some time i got so big we started texting each other on daily basis
>of course i used the chance and played my cards right, so texting turned into sexting
>it was all new to her, she felt like doing something dangerous and it seemed cool
>naturally i put a lot of effort into starting sexting her but after that it was a matter of time before she sent me her nudes
cont?

bmppp

>Can only get off to erotic roleplays
>Stopped dating because I just like staying home
>Often record girls in public and take pics
>Name a fetish, I got
Just grant me that sweet release of death.

How old was she

i like the smell of my sweaty bra and bready pussy.

You foul breast

>we got that far that i convinced her to even take nudes with her bff
>it was like a game "shhhhh she wouldnt know" and i will rate which one has better body
>naturally like the first time she sent nudes i praised nieces body
>it was just a matter of time i collect as many stuff as i can without sending anything myself
>time for blackmailing
>told her i will put it on the internet as user, and make sure her father,mother,friends,family everyone see it.
>even if she tells who i am it doesnt matter to me, i got nothing to loose
>she fell for it
>she has to do anything i want as long as i thing is needed
>after that i give her the files to delete them herself
>fucked her several times
>every time they visited or i got to their place i found the time and place to stay alone with her and make her do what is needed
>the whole thing lasted for a year
>bro got job offer in another town
>there was a word about leaving town already
>she used the chance and incorporated the false story about not fitting in school, hard time, depression, love for the new town.....
>of course it was a matter of time with her cards played right
>they left the town and she menaged to "escape and leave the past behind"
>never told anyone about it
>till this day when we meet somewhere we both act like it was nothing
>but she is of course, not so close to me anymore
>even tho she acts i can see in her eyes sometimes when she looks at me that she remembers everything so damn good
>sure will for the rest of her life

14 at the time

i know where cotton-eye joe came from and where he went

bump

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece, and no, i didnt use them with her

Molested my cousin in her sleep when she was 11 and I was 14 about 5 times until she woke up on the last one. caused a shitstorm in my family and had to cut off ties with that side of the family for years. now things seem to be back to normal and we're starting to hang out and talk again, but we've never discussed the subject properly. Sort of just pretend nothing ever happened

well at least you arent homosex

I'm gonna get called a pussy or a beta for this but i don't give a fuck
I miss my god damn ex so much
She was perfect in every way possible
Never loved someone as much as i did get, just a thought of her could make a shitty day great
Since we broke up i feel so lost
I just wanna message her and tell her how much she means to me but i know she'll just leave the message on seen

>3 years passed since then
>would love to get back to it but i am aware i done what i could and thats it

now AMA if you want. thats the full story summed

I started the wildfire in CA that some homeless person took the fall for.

WTF my Mom died in that fire, yo

I wish I were asexual so I pretend to be asexual,
but I am not asexual and so my desires overwhelm me sometimes.

My bad...

When I was younger, I had a huge chip on my shoulder. My parents and sister were killed when a distracted driver hit our car. I woke up in the hospital to find out I was the sole survivor. At age 10, became a foster kid. Revenge became my thing. My life goal became doing something horrible to the guy who hit us. For years, I helped others do their payback schemes. I even made some money doing insurance scams, especially arson. After years of obsessing, I tracked down the guy who killed my family. I slipped into his house. What exactly I was going to do to him was still formulating in my head, so many ideas, only one guy. I found a hammer. I'll make it look like a robbery gone wrong, place was a shithole so, ideas still processing. I found him in his room, had an oxygen tank with breathing tube connected to his nose. He looked at the hammer then looked up at me. "Just make it quick." Fuck. He wants to die. Maybe toy with him...
(more coming)

My mistress makes me fill up an egg cup with other guys cum straight out of my ass once a week so I can be let out of my cage for an hour and if I want to fuck her I have to dress as a girl with a sound and small bottle attached to my cage all tucked into my panties. She takes me to a nightclub and I have to fill the bottle with my own cum only from guys fucking my ass. If I do she lets me fuck her with a condom in the park outside for 5 miniutes. My mom and work colleagues have no idea I'm locked in a cage with a buttplug, ping gstring and fishnets when I see them.

FAGGOT KYS

I am very interested in knowing more about this.

^this

So, I sat in the chair in his room. I told him about who I was and how it was BS he got a slap on the wrist for wiping out my family. He told me that other people want him dead to and that it didn't matter, cancer was killing him already. He was miserable. We got to chatting, I got to know him. He became a human being to me. I spent the next couple weeks doing errands for him and talking to him. He had nobody else. Neighbors got to thinking I was a concerned relative or something. I watched him die and, instead of being happy, I got sad.
I went home, but right before I got to my house I stopped at the local bar. I drank my first drinks, got drunk for the first time. Been drinking ever since. I stopped the revenge obsession, became a working-class nobody. I never told anybody what I did with him. They assume I did something so horrible that it drove me to drinking and living a normal life. That's my secret. The old man I spent my life hating somehow took away my mean streak,

Here's the rest:

What's an egg cup u mentally ill fuck

Show up at my neighbors party.
My sister took some heroin with her two dude friends. they are my age 28 or 29 she is 20 and she blacked completely out so they stripped her spread her and put blankets and pillows over her head. Buck and kyle come down stairs to find my drunk ass. They know i hardly ever get laid and told me this girl in bed was talking about fucking me anyways. I fucked her for about 5 or 10 minutes while they hid her face. After i busted they pulled the blankets off my sisters face and started recording a video. Now i give these guys money for drugs constantly while my sister dates kyle. Even came to thanksgiving.

I'm not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed, but I'm definitely entertained.

How u fuck her? Dis she blow u? Anal?

Whatchu wanna kno?

When my nephews stay at my place I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf, and/or let them see her nude

He showed you that alright people make extremely fucked up mistaked sometimes and theyre not evil.

chcked

did all except anal. i tried once and she was in a lot of pain, and not every time we were together i had the time to chose what to do and take my time, so anal never actually happened, just a tip.
and she gave me several bj, i told her what to do so by the third time she knew exactly what she must do to please me and i trained her to be perfect for my needs

My .mom's car fingered her friend in the backseat.

Yeah. My reality completely shattered. My life purpose became nothing. My identity disappeared. I'm working on being a decent nobody now.

wait the car fingered her friend? How?

Im homosexual, my parents do not know, Ive not had the guts to tell them.

Maybe one day they'll meet my fiancée

Are you the guy from the tattoo thread who used "nigger" as his go-to insult?

Did she enjoy herself?

it be yo own niggas.

I wannna have a mmf 3some with my gf

same person here, I guess I could have found a better word than fiancée but whatever. Point-be-made.

well she was alway like....."lets get this over with", she knew what she has to do, and of course not happy about it but sometimes i noticed she cant hide the enjoyment i mean.... after all, blackmailed or not, she is in that age her body is reacting to sexual impulses.....
she always moaned very subtly but from time to time she loosens up a lil and i can hear her starting to moan louder and louder, and then she catches herself doing it, then.... back to grumpy-sad face.
the first time was the worst, she didnt enjoy at all, was in lot of pain and was repeating stop please stop please stop, even tho i was very gentle.
but i get it...

Where u at?

I know it's weird as fuck, but I'm falling for my third cousin. She and I have been sexting for a week now and it feels really wrong, but I can't help myself.

So cal

Why do you want to do this? Do you want to so shit with him???
I had a mmf with some randoms. None of us knew each other, we just met at the pub, shared a table and went from there. Is never done gay shit until that night, was hot at the time but I regret it now. Can't undo.

i once peed in a bathtub

>DOUBLE ANAL

Fucking spewin. Im in aus. Ive been looking for another couple to do this with.

Did she get into the blowjobs?

Played around with my mates younger sister when i was 16 and his mum when i was 20

Not the same guy but I'm in socal and people think I'm hot. Often get compliments and I think I'm handsome so that helps lol. Where in socal are you? 909/951 here

i fucked my friend's ex gf just a couple hours after she dumped him last week. have fucked her many more times since also

I'll take "What she planned on doing before she dumped him?" for $300

All I want to do is throat and ass fuck my fiancé but I have no idea how to ask her. Sometimes I’ll jerk it right after sex to the thought of doing it or anal/deepthroat porn. Not sure how I’m gonna convince her to do it cuz she has specifically said that she doesn’t want to do anal but if I’m gonna be with this girl for life I’ll need some satisfaction before I fuck some random other slut.

Anyone know a good method to unlocking this gate aka getting a girl to do exactly everything you want in a way that makes her feel good about it? What do you got Sup Forums?

Oh yeah and she’s an advocate for women’s rights, empowering women, etc. Challenge accepted?

nah it wasnt planned at all.

They know. They either accepted it or hope you stay in the closet.

If that's how you see it, she planned it well.

>I'm not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed
You can be both. I was. I was all kind of messed up by that too. Everything clear stopped being clear.

if she did plan it then she has clairvoyance

909

kinda.....i guess when she find out she can do something as good, she did it just to make things easier for her. that way she finishes quicker something she doesnt like doing

I think of either my Gf's underage sister or my overweight friend whenever I fuck my GF even though she's hot.
She wants to get married but I really don't want to lose the chance of fucking new girls.
I drink when she goes to sleep so I can freely hit on random girls to get the thrills of being single.

Can't really fap to that. Did you cum on her face?

Every little action anyone makes can and will be over interpreted by me, leading to me being really fucking paranoid.

I nutted in my friends Xbox

Once I broke into my school during christmas break and went into the girls locker room. I shimmed the combination lock and stole literally everything left in the lockers

After sending a shit ton of messages to like 30 girls on pof i always feel creepy, im beta, cant seal the deal. Girlfriends at work, im horny as hell, msgd like 3 guys and found some dude in his 20's to come to my house in 30 minutes suck my dick and leave. He fingered my ass and now i make my girlfriend finger my ass when she sucks my dick. I did call him one more time. I never told my girlfriend or called him again. Feel remorse and regret but at the same time when my girl goes to work and i wake up horny as fuck i think about gettin ahold of him but havent yet.

Why tho?

Unfortunately, life is not black and white.

My boyfriend of the last 5 years has no idea our 3 year old son might not be his, and could in fact be his dead fathers.

yes.... and for the sake of fapping, you can imagine now

Greentext

I stayed at my dads every summer Internet sucked couldnt watch porn.Thought everyone was asleep and jacked off to a picture of my step mom. The computer could be seen from their room and a few days later i tried to find the pic but it was gone.

Her reaction? Also, moar.

I've jerked off to my moms old nudes that she sent gave to may dad.

I busted my first nut around 11 years old

True. Preaching to the choir, Sup Forumsro.

i got charged for sexual battery when i was 13. rip

she gagged at first and then was shaking hands like it was something hot spilled on her face, and started screaming at me "get me the towel, get me the towel!!!".
didnt like it but i reminded her of our "deal" so it was ok then.
she only asked not to cum so often, so i mostly used her back or tits....
idk i cummed maybe just two or three times after that

I failed no nut November

> Be with boyfriend for a few months he really likes me I kinda like him
> his dad is super attractive
> get drunk one night with his dad and boyfriend
> boyfriend passes out
> dad chuckles "hes such a light weight"
> takes my hand and looks me in the eye
> "you are very beautiful, I know I shouldnt be saying this because you are my sons boyfriend...but i want to fuck you and treat you how you should be"
> I nod and giggle, he leads me by the hand up to his room
> he fucks me amazingly
> finishes inside
> no condom
> affair lasts for a few months
he gets me to wear his old wifes clothes etc etc
always cums inside
> have occasional sex with boyfriend maybe twice a week
> he rarely finishes inside
> has a thing for facials
> a few weeks later my period doesnt come
> oFuck.wav
> weird to think my boyfriend is rasing his own brother
> Father passed away a few months ago, I miss him but its okay, he took the secret to the grave which is the main thing in my selfish eyes

Sad. How old was the father? You?