What is the best way to kill myself Sup Forums??

What is the best way to kill myself Sup Forums??.

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Rope around neck, jump off somewhat high place.

PS. Make sure rope is short enough so you don't hit the ground

Only kill yourself if you're a smelly furry or brony OP

Thanks

Gas mask filled with helium.

>Only kill yourself if you're a smelly furry or brony OP

My life sucks though

>Gas mask filled with helium.

Dont have one

I will go with jumping next month

dhmo in ice cubes

>I will go with jumping next month

Sounds good

Instead of offing urself why not try to heist somethin big. You suceed your life can be awsome if you fail just hang urself in jail

Life isn't a movie homie

I know, im sorry your in a bad way, i hope you find something yo live for befor its too late

It is too late.

What happened OP

No way i cant handle living anymore.

>What happened OP

I been a hikikomori for over a decade now and feel like a complete failure.

Bad days suck but shit does get better i legit hope that you have a happy life man. Ive tryed to hero my self before. So I know, keep it simple, and do what yyou REALLY want to do even if its hard.

Don't kill yourself OP, Talk to us

So die? All you said was to die.

Don't do it, there are people who care about you whether you think so or not.

>Do comfort zone exercises
Go to a city center or something, where there a lots of people walking around and just sit on the floor for a minute, get up, and walk away.
People will definatly look at you funny but thats the point.

wwwlostallhopedotcom

Everything you need to know without all the lovey dovey dont do it bullshit.

Nobody cares about me try being alone and stuck inside your house for 10 years because you feel ostracized by society.

Convert to Muslim and a swift death will happen in no time

I cant do that its not that simple i have a fear of other people.

no making real friends is harder ,but its somthing you probs wanna do ya nog. hot girlfriend ect

So don't bother. Be alone and die is easier.

Cmon, dont kill your self, u will end in hell for it
Go out, start a shooting and let the police kill you

Dude Im homless writing to you in a tent, ive got autism and socal anxity out the ass.I had to kick my own ass to function as an adult to get my first job as a 24 year old, it getting better tho

>u will end in hell for it

Fuck off christfag

I tryed to hang my self in jail after getting kicked out of my parents house and trying to burn it to the ground. Life goes on and it gets better i got a job and my brothers speaking to me again.

So do the same thing I said but in a different location, in a place where nobody is around but you might think someone will walk by there. Just stay sitting untill a few people come.

When they do, try to distract yourself, don't think about them, don't look at them.

You will obviusly feel extreme terror at first, but thats the point.

At least do all the drugs first.

>But I don't know an-

Darknet.

Do fucking all the drugs before you kill yourself.

Getting a job does not solve your problems.

What i meant was that nobody cares if a fag kills himself, go end your life with a big bang

bad idea

nah i know but its a step forward

How the fuck is that a bad idea? Wouldn't you want to know what drugs feel like before you die? Altered states of the human experience? And now he has no excuse! He'll be dead anyway... no life to ruin... I would definitely go on a 6 month binge before i offed myself.

Eat only McDonalds

Is it gonna be on a news,where are you,and best way is offing ypurself with a shotgun in your mouth

>Suicidal Man Finds Will To Live After Hookers and Cocaine In Mexico

I guess it works... so go at it...

Do not care. You are projecting.

That is the idea yes.

Magic mushrooms brought me out of depression. I fully believe before you die you should try every upper, ever psychedelic, and every dissociative.

Been thinking about this literally everything i do is escapism and i have no motivation to do anything anymore and i completely fucking hate myself spending 10 years indoors fucks you up physically and mentally over time these are some of the physical and mental issues i have noticed that i have now from my time spent in isolation
>Back pain
>Weak bland muscles
>Depression
>Mild agoraphobia
>Social anxiety
>Pedophilia
>Feel tired all the time (Except at night)
>Constantly masturbaiting and addicted to porn
>Bad eating habits
>Blurry vision
>Suicidal tendencies
>Lack of vitamin D
>Allergic to my own sweat
>I start itching every time i go outside for food
>Weight loss
>Anger issues
>Paranoia
>Reversed sleep/wake cycle
>Violent tendencies

You are a brainwashed society shill.

Projecting what? That drugs can be fun?

News flash genius drugs are not all fucking aids and homelessness

Drugs are fucking amazing, and to deprive yourself of that before you die is a fucking sin in its own right.

Age?

meth herion not unless your super fucking informed one only, and everthing else is k i just dont like hay go take drugs ittl fix your problems thats stupid

Where is your family?

It was more of a 'if you have already decided to go, why not' than a 'before you go, consider'

But I truly do think they have a chance of bringing him to at least realizations that set foundation for change.

This is drug use folks. You are so addicted you can't do anything, but want more drugs.

All I want is death, but you can help with that and just want to push more drugs. It's not helping my or yourself, so why bother?

>Where is your family?


They kicked me out of the house in 2014 because they didn't like me living with them they would rather get rid of me than fix my problems right now i live in a group home with 3 other people and they never see me obviously because im in my room 24/7.

visit Sup Forums often.
you will die slowly from the inside.

>Age?

Im almost 25 now been a hikikomori since 2007 my parents were always enablers and never really tried to help me with any of my problems

Yea, I think you should do it. I'm only about 1/3 as deep as you are, but even I'm just barely hanging on.

Someone so far gone has no hope at normal life, might as well clock out.

The question is, Do you really want to talk to your family again?
Do you want to be have a relationship with the 3 other poeple in your home?

do what you really wanna do even if its hard, be resolute solid in conviction and you can do it. basicaly if you have the balls to kill your self you have the balls to talk to a girl

...

Do all the drugs.

I have done online dating i once dated this total Stacy over facebook back in 2015 she was obsessed with Elliot Rodger the relationship if you wanna even call it that only lasted 2 weeks.

Hey half of Sup Forums works their just to get paid for weed and beer and literally give no shits.

Goddamit
I'm a smelly brony

Back to for me

Happiness is a choice not an easy one cus it comes with alot of hard shit but its the best choice to make. think what makes most people happy?

>The question is, Do you really want to talk to your family again?

Not really


>Do you want to be have a relationship with the 3 other people in your home?

Hopefully

Don't care
Got suicidal friends and family

I will stop at nothing to help someone

Not seeing friends and family kill themselves

Relationships are eternity in a moment,then they are gone. lots of people want good friends that are more than gaming buddies.

hoppin off batterys diein and i need to get up and grab a shower at the gym in the mornin. wish you luck also email me at chrisrel@mail if ya need people to talk to mate

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Yet you do nothing to actually help. Become an EMT or work in a psych word.

Not helping

You'll be surprised buddy

>Not really
I kinda guess that. The best thing to do is to differentiate between a grudge and just not liking these people. If it is a grudge, forgive them for what they have done for no reason. It will give you the moral high ground which humans really like to have.

If you don't like them, remember they are the closest thing you've got personally, and they know that aswell.

>Hopefully
What do you mean by that? You want them to be your friends or you don't.
You were probably not answering my question, but a question that you asked yourself for a long time.
Will the 3 other people want to have a relationship with You?

You need to start by atleast having a definitive answer, which is "Yes", belive me they do. I'm talking from experiance. I used to live a with a person who didn't talk to me at all. when we became friends I felt glad because i always wanted to talk to him, and i told him that. Your roomates will feel the same.

best? are you wondering which way gives best results?

Yeah, that you think you help. You need to actually try harder and stop patting yourself on the back so much an actually do something.